#523; FML-ness as of 9th May
Today, I noticed the warning for low fuel level light up when I was on the PIE towards Bukit Batok. FML.
Soo, I turned off the radio the aircon and went into the left lane and went so slowly that even the epic lorries were overtaking me. FML.
Yesterday on my way to school I sneezed an epic sneeze in the bus and the woman next to me moved like 3 seats away. FML,
Yesterday, I walked into my room closet door because I turned around too fast. FML.
Few days ago, I tripped over my dog and knocked my head against the refrigerator. FML.
Everytime I get into Taufiq's van, I knock my head against something, it's either the handle by the door or the rear view mirror. Or I'll struggle with his doors (NOT MY FAULT THEY'RE RUSTY) and end up doing something stupid. FML.
Because I am such a klutz, Taufiq (sweetly, I assume) says he should get me a helmet and whatever protection gear to ensure my safety in the car, at home, in the van, ANYWHERE. FML.
..I still think tripping over my dog is the stupidest thing i've ever done, though. Fehhh.
I have a million more FML moments but it's alright i'll spare you dear ol' Livejournal.
And yea, I am this close to flinging this laptop at the annoying woman at the counter but I'll stay calm yes yes calm because this is Fiq's laptop (and he'll probably scream and cry and strangle me to death with a rubber band) and I officially hate cute little laptops that are smaller than my head, or maybe it's because my fingers are too fat and uncoordinated to work with this keyboard. FML.
Soo, I turned off the radio the aircon and went into the left lane and went so slowly that even the epic lorries were overtaking me. FML.
Yesterday on my way to school I sneezed an epic sneeze in the bus and the woman next to me moved like 3 seats away. FML,
Yesterday, I walked into my room closet door because I turned around too fast. FML.
Few days ago, I tripped over my dog and knocked my head against the refrigerator. FML.
Everytime I get into Taufiq's van, I knock my head against something, it's either the handle by the door or the rear view mirror. Or I'll struggle with his doors (NOT MY FAULT THEY'RE RUSTY) and end up doing something stupid. FML.
Because I am such a klutz, Taufiq (sweetly, I assume) says he should get me a helmet and whatever protection gear to ensure my safety in the car, at home, in the van, ANYWHERE. FML.
..I still think tripping over my dog is the stupidest thing i've ever done, though. Fehhh.
I have a million more FML moments but it's alright i'll spare you dear ol' Livejournal.
And yea, I am this close to flinging this laptop at the annoying woman at the counter but I'll stay calm yes yes calm because this is Fiq's laptop (and he'll probably scream and cry and strangle me to death with a rubber band) and I officially hate cute little laptops that are smaller than my head, or maybe it's because my fingers are too fat and uncoordinated to work with this keyboard. FML.