If you're lucky enough to get hired as a pirate, you should definitely be wary of possible zombies. Or try as soon as possible to become one, depending on your pirate ship.
My SAT scores weren't good enough to qualify me for the undergrad program for pirates, alas. So tell him to study hard! (Especially math, because pirates have to be able to divide the booty fairly.)
He has a you-folks-like memory. And his ESL tutor already considers me an odd influence.
"Is there a new zombie song today Taunta????"
"Yep, it's good today."
"Yay!"
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(Tell him people don't literally eat your brains at work. Not literally. Not at most workplaces.)
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Tom Leher, Tom Smith, TMBG... you should hear his note perfect "Plagiarize."
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My SAT scores weren't good enough to qualify me for the undergrad program for pirates, alas. So tell him to study hard! (Especially math, because pirates have to be able to divide the booty fairly.)
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That sounds like a youtube video that would win the internet.
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