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Jul 22, 2010 23:08

Alright, campers, listen up. Today's the ten mile survival hike, so get your gear and line up at 0800.

It's going to be you and me and mother nature so only:

one regulation canteen
the clothes on your back
and I guess the shoes on your feet are okay.

You'll be learning what to eat in the wild, how to tell directions and not get hopelessly lost, and ( Read more... )

[with] billy costigan jr., [with] cassie holmes, action!spam log, [with] temperance brennan, [with] the joker, [with] gabriel, [flood] summer camp, greeting the troops, hbic buffy, stragglers must be left to die

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painhumbles July 23 2010, 04:19:53 UTC

[Totally obnoxiously talking his way through "Reveille" by just... going BUM-BUM-BUMINA whatever... And somehow it devolves into The Lone Ranger theme, because apparently they sound the same.]

cuzitswrong July 23 2010, 14:09:54 UTC

[Oh. Great. Mr. Can't-Dress-Himself-In-The-Morning.]

Is your cabin coming too?

painhumbles July 23 2010, 19:07:18 UTC

[Tie-dye is totally in. Shut up.]

Would that count as a double date? Two cabins, two counselors, one bear attack away from being alone in the wild.

cuzitswrong July 24 2010, 02:22:34 UTC

[Not now. Not ever. On all counts.]

My campers aren't about to be taken down by any bears. They're fully prepared.

Yours on the other hand... well you wouldn't be coloring me shocked.

painhumbles July 24 2010, 03:48:24 UTC

They're capable! All I have to do is get someone to draw first blood and they'll be like Stallone out there.

cuzitswrong July 24 2010, 22:54:20 UTC

Oh come on. They see a real bear? They'll be climbing over each other's corpses to get away.

painhumbles July 24 2010, 23:43:19 UTC

....That would be kinda cool, actually.

[He's totally imagining it right now. In teen boy HD with stereo surround sound.]

cuzitswrong July 25 2010, 01:33:09 UTC

Fine. It's a challenge. Whoever's campers handle the survival hike better takes it all.

painhumbles July 25 2010, 02:07:38 UTC

....What's the wager?

cuzitswrong July 25 2010, 02:40:45 UTC

Bathroom cleaning duties are on the line.

Also, if we win, you have to stop asking me out.

painhumbles July 25 2010, 02:42:06 UTC

Fine. It's a bet.

Oh, and when we win, you have to go out with me.

cuzitswrong July 25 2010, 02:48:36 UTC

Fine. But just one date, no touching.

painhumbles July 25 2010, 02:54:03 UTC

[DAMMIT.]

...Fine.

cuzitswrong July 25 2010, 03:00:10 UTC

It's a deal then.

Hope you enjoy the taste of losing so early in the morning.

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