;; Beth Riesgraf Pic Spam - Fave Characters
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Because Beth? Yeah, she's fucking awesome.
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;; Parker
- LEVERAGE -
Sophie: Eliot has an apple... Alice has an orange.
Eliot: I love apples. Apples are my favorite fruit.
Parker: Good for you Sparky.
Eliot: [looks to Sophie] I don't have to sit here and take this, do I?
Sophie: Just do it for me.
Eliot: You have an orange, now convince me that I want the orange, not the apple. I'm going to take a bite.
Parker: [as he takes a bite] I PUT A RAZOR BLADE IN THAT APPLE!
Eliot: [spits out apple, tears it apart] Are you serious?
Parker: Maybe. But do you know what doesn't have a razor blade in it? This orange! Don't you want it?
;; Natalie Duckworth
- MY NAME IS EARL -
Earl: [while in a cop car with Joy, just pulling over Natalie] Oh Crap, that's my ex girlfriend! She can't see me, she thinks I'm dead!
Joy: Oh hell yeah this is gonna be fun. [over the intercom] SLUT! Put your hands over her head and spread your legs... I'm sure that's not gonna be a problem for you.
Natalie: I'm not a slut I only slept with one guy!
Earl: That was me, I did that.
Joy: Ma'am, your appearance appears to be drunken. We're gonna have to give you a field sobriety test.
Natalie: I'm not drunk!
Joy: We'll see about that. If you fail the sobriety test we're gonna shoot you in the face.
Natalie: But, But I--
Joy: Hop on one foot in a straight line while touching your finger to your nose.
Natalie: [does it, Joy puts on the siren and she freaks out, practically crying] OKAY! I was at a cheers for a wedding, I had two sips of champagne! I didn't want to but it was such a beautiful toast! PLEASE DON'T SHOOT ME IN THE FACE!
;; Kelly Schmidt
- WITHOUT A TRACE -
Kelly: We have to keep her safe, Kris! You have to keep her safe!
Kris: From what? You're acting crazy! You stole your kid, you disappeared for a year, then you call me out of the blue in the middle of the night, ask me to come to some truck stop and-- What's going on? Are you high?
Kelly: NO! God, I'm clean, I've been clean for a year it's just... [crying] He was hurting her, Kris... I love her so much. I CAN'T let him do that.
;; Megan David
- THE SUMMER OF MY DEFLOWERING -
Friend: Does he know you're a virgin?
Megan: Don't be stupid, of course I didn't tell him. He thinks he's getting a piece of my ass for helping me out on a summer school project.
Friend: God, Megan. You are so naive.
Megan: What do you mean? Do you think he'll be able to tell?
Friend: Well... Yeah.
Megan: Look, I've fooled around, I'm not a prude. It's just that... this HAS to be perfect. I mean, the last chapter has to be... spectacular. [sigh] Do you think he's gonna want me to go down on him?
Friend: Oh my GOD.