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[cuzgoatsrkool]

What's My Sex Again?
Author's Note: Sing to the tune of "Blink 182 - What's My Age Again?"

He took me out
It was a Friday night
I wore perfume
To get the feeling right
We started making out
And he took off my dress
But then he saw my wee-wee
And that's about the time he walked away from me
Nobody likes a little trannie queen
Who try's to get in bed with breeder boys
What the hell is GID?
My friends say I should act my sex
What's my sex again?
What's my sex again?

Later on
At the night club
I asked a guy
To my hot tub
He said he was a cop
And that my butt's in jail
He used police brutality
And that's about the time that prick arrested me
Nobody likes a little trannie queen
Who likes to cruise the bars with high heels on
Who the hell needs therapy?
My friends say I should act my sex
What's my sex again?
What's my sex again?

And that's about the time he walked away from me
Nobody likes a little trannie queen
Who looks much better than a movie star
What the hell is wrong with me?
My friends say I should act my sex
What's my sex again?
And that's about the time that prick arrested me
What is wrong with our society?
People stare at me with dirty looks

I never wanna act my sex
What's my sex again?
What's my sex again?
What's my sex again?