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[cuzgarysaysso]

Dear Jesse-James Bentley  iekekimokakeli,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our affair is over. I think I realized it when I quoted Santa ("Ho! Ho! Ho!") in your closet and I saw you sit on the crazy monk. I'm sure you're high enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep my virginity as a memory. You

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[kissable_angel]

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery. I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me outside of Chicago and I saw you carve your initials into Manchester United's goalkeeper. I'm sure you're high enough to understand that I did a sex-change. I'm returning the pictures from LA to you, but I'll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I always have felt dirty before senility.

Fuck off now,
Heather

(I only picked egypt because i thought the closing statement was great!) but seriously wtf at this letter. one weird letter.

[cuzgarysaysso]

LOL! Exactly and it's funny anyways. ;-)

[cuzgarysaysso]