Umm.....
Think this one might be me and Andy at some point....
No Wonder He’s Always Stuffed
Restaurant | Watertown, NY, USA
(Seated at one of my tables is a grown woman. Placed across from her is a stuffed animal.)
Me: “Welcome to [restaurant]. Can I start you off with a drink?”
Customer: “Yes, I’d like a diet coke.”
Me: “Okay, one diet-”
Customer: *gestures to stuffed animal* “…and he’ll have
our house wine.”
Me: *laughs, playing along* “He doesn’t look over 21, ma’am.”
Customer: *completely serious* “Oh, you’re right. He’ll just have a lemonade, then.”
http://notalwaysright.com/no-wonder-hes-always-stuffed/4203
Oh, and Guv would like to say that he'll have a beer, not wine.
No Wonder He’s Always Stuffed
Restaurant | Watertown, NY, USA
(Seated at one of my tables is a grown woman. Placed across from her is a stuffed animal.)
Me: “Welcome to [restaurant]. Can I start you off with a drink?”
Customer: “Yes, I’d like a diet coke.”
Me: “Okay, one diet-”
Customer: *gestures to stuffed animal* “…and he’ll have
our house wine.”
Me: *laughs, playing along* “He doesn’t look over 21, ma’am.”
Customer: *completely serious* “Oh, you’re right. He’ll just have a lemonade, then.”
http://notalwaysright.com/no-wonder-hes-always-stuffed/4203
Oh, and Guv would like to say that he'll have a beer, not wine.