my hand feels like ten thousand degrees of pain. my work schedule looks like 7AM-3PM from here until eternity. hence, i spent my saturday night browsing craigslist best of with jordan and jimmy while they made a dent in the 11 grams of hash tanner brought back from egypt in a canister of tea. and buying shit online.
obnoxious hooded leather bomber jacket.
metalocalypse season 2 on amazon pre-order.
five pairs of stupid underwear.