First Fight - Voice -

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[smashing and bashing noises; seems like he's hitting the weird device thing he had picked up in random places to turn it on. Ah, violence.]

-ing thing into SCRAP metal - ! Oh, the little red light's blinking. Guess that means it's working.

HEY. MOTHERFUCKERS. DUDE IN TROUBLE HERE. I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE FUCK I AM AND I [gagging noise] NEED.

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I know that voice!

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT NENA WHAT HI.

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And those wouldn't make good earrings.

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Paging Captain Obvious, DUH OF COURSE NOT.

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I wouldn't put it past you to do it though.

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Sure you don't need a pair? I bet I could find SOMEONE around here to be a "willing donor".

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Of course not! I'll go buy a pair of normal earrings later.

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..........wait, you have money? DUDE.

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Not yet. I still need to find a job. And you should too!

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Or we could just mug some random shithead!

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You do it!

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Only if you help me search him.

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Fiiiiiine.

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You're not an awesome badass, either.

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You're right, I forgot to add in "macho" and "supernova in bed".