Sixteenth Fight - Voice/Text
Hey, 00s, I know you're old but I didn't think your processing units were that bitched up.
I don't know what's so hard to fucking compute about this. Did you babies spill antifreeze in your CPUs or something? Let me give you the 0s and 1s again, in a way even the freshest beta can register.
You've been taken off the shelves. Your design's been junked. Your production line is canceled. You're antiques, basically. Ick, my circuits feel aged just saying it. You had a use, once! And now you assholes are too outdated to meet the high standards that Innovation Corp upholds.
So you're being let go.
And by "let go", I mean you're going to be deactivated. Forcibly! By me! Then whatever isn't melted down into toasters will be sold for scrap. Doesn't that sound great? Thanks to recycling, even you rustnuts can be useful again! And after all that, you're going to be replaced by top-of-the-line models, like me. Maybe I'd feel sorry for you, if I was programmed with emotions. But I'm not, and I don't! Orders are orders.
And my orders are thirty-one flavors of cyber-awesomeness!
So, that's the shitpile that's your future. You can't run, and you can't hide, but try your best, okay? I don't want this to be over too quickly.
ooc: So the g00 crew are all killer robots for B-Movie Day. Only some don't know it. But Mikhail does! 8D and he's out to EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINAAAATE. Comments can proceed to action if needed.
I don't know what's so hard to fucking compute about this. Did you babies spill antifreeze in your CPUs or something? Let me give you the 0s and 1s again, in a way even the freshest beta can register.
You've been taken off the shelves. Your design's been junked. Your production line is canceled. You're antiques, basically. Ick, my circuits feel aged just saying it. You had a use, once! And now you assholes are too outdated to meet the high standards that Innovation Corp upholds.
So you're being let go.
And by "let go", I mean you're going to be deactivated. Forcibly! By me! Then whatever isn't melted down into toasters will be sold for scrap. Doesn't that sound great? Thanks to recycling, even you rustnuts can be useful again! And after all that, you're going to be replaced by top-of-the-line models, like me. Maybe I'd feel sorry for you, if I was programmed with emotions. But I'm not, and I don't! Orders are orders.
And my orders are thirty-one flavors of cyber-awesomeness!
So, that's the shitpile that's your future. You can't run, and you can't hide, but try your best, okay? I don't want this to be over too quickly.
ooc: So the g00 crew are all killer robots for B-Movie Day. Only some don't know it. But Mikhail does! 8D and he's out to EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINAAAATE. Comments can proceed to action if needed.