I set up a shirt on Zazzle with my fly drawing, starting at a mere $12.95. Why not you go buy that, aye?
Male humans wear it!
Female humans wear it!
Non-humans wear it!
What about you? Don't you feel left out? Don't you feel the peer pressure? Isn't your wardrobe looking a bit salty? Couldn't you use a disgusting insect on your abdomen?
GO GET ONE!