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I offer some entertainment for YOU.
Butterflies taste with their feet.
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy
than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.
On average, 100 people choke to death on
ball-point pens every year.
On average people fear spiders more than they do
death.
Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are
recently arrived immigrants.
Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal
ads for dating are already married.
Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
Only one person in two billion will live to be 116
or older.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
It's physically impossible for you to lick your
elbow. Go ahead- TRY!
A snail can sleep for three years.
Average life span of a major league baseball: 7
pitches.
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but
our nose and ears never stop growing. gross.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
All polar bears are left-handed.
In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from
their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made
using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
"Go," is the shortest complete sentence in the
English language.
If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would
be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall.
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
The cigarette lighter was invented before the
match.
Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every
day.
My brother is going to Iraq next month =(
Fuck the war
Butterflies taste with their feet.
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy
than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.
On average, 100 people choke to death on
ball-point pens every year.
On average people fear spiders more than they do
death.
Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are
recently arrived immigrants.
Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal
ads for dating are already married.
Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
Only one person in two billion will live to be 116
or older.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
It's physically impossible for you to lick your
elbow. Go ahead- TRY!
A snail can sleep for three years.
Average life span of a major league baseball: 7
pitches.
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but
our nose and ears never stop growing. gross.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
All polar bears are left-handed.
In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from
their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made
using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
"Go," is the shortest complete sentence in the
English language.
If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would
be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall.
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
The cigarette lighter was invented before the
match.
Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every
day.
My brother is going to Iraq next month =(
Fuck the war