Eleventh Tentacle

[cuttlefidget]

[Early morning on the first day of THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE, Daniel heads outside to check the mail. Not that he ever gets anything interesting normally, but he's been trying to introduce more structure to his life. Structure is calming, right

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[jaws5sonofjaws]

[Mart has been fighting his way through Mayfield all day, smashing zombies left and right and there's still no end to them! He sees the strange green light off in the distance and rushes over to it, could be a friend in danger after all...]

[cuttlefidget]

[Nope, it's not a friend in danger, just a friend screaming his ass off because he's actually doing pretty well, and that's scary.

Everything is scary when you're Daniel Chroma.]

[jaws5sonofjaws]

[And Mart'll just jump in front of Dan, taking a nearby drone zombie and using it as a club to beat up the other nearby zombies.]

Hey Dan, how's it going?

[cuttlefidget]

AAAAHOH IT'S JUST YOU MART YES HELLO UM YOU MIGHT WANT TO MOVE!

[Standing in front of a gun of this power is a very dumb thing to do, sharkboy.

Of course that never stopped you before.

TZZAAAAP! A few more dronezombies are reduced to piles of sludge.]

[jaws5sonofjaws]

AWESOME!

Is that a death ray? Can I fire it?

[All while ripping off Zombie limbs and beating them with them.]

[cuttlefidget]

NNNNNO IT'S JUST A NORMAL PLASMA GUN

NO YOU CAN'T FIRE IT

[YELLING ALWAYS YELLING MAYBE IT WILL CALM HIM DOWN

WAIT NO IT'S JUST FREAKING HIM OUT MORE

DANIEL HONEY JUST STOP]

[jaws5sonofjaws]

Aw, come on, please, dude?

[Punched RIGHT THROUGH the zombie to your right, Dan]

[cuttlefidget]

NO YOU SEEM TO BE DOING FINE ON YOUR OWN AND I KIND OF NEED IT WITHOUT IT I'LL BE TOTALLY UNARMED!

[Mart how can you even

RIGHT THROUGH THE ZOMBIE

Daniel is so glad that you're on his side.]

[jaws5sonofjaws]

[Getting a lil huffy. Lasers are so cool though!]

Okay, then after all the zombies are perma-dead?

[The zombies are attempting to gnaw on Mart... but thanks to his super durability you can hear the 'plinking' of their teeth breaking off on him.]

[cuttlefidget]

YES FINE IF WE SURVIVE YOU CAN SHOOT SOMETHING WITH IT!

LIKE A TREE OR A ROCK MAYBE!

[Slowly, foot by foot, they're making their way towards the downtown shopping area. The whole point of this is a supply run, and Daniel isn't going to let anything -- even Mart -- make him let down his fake family.]

[jaws5sonofjaws]

[Mart parries around and bashes more zombies to the ground.]

Awesome!

Y'need any help with these zombie bastards?

[cuttlefidget]

YES I WOULD APPRECIATE YOU STAYING IF THAT'S OKAY!

[Please don't go, Mart, he needs you here for support purposes.]

I'M TRYING TO GET INTO TOWN FOR SUPPLIES?

[jaws5sonofjaws]

Well, thanks buddy!

Sounds like a plan dude. What kinda stuff should we grab?

And you don't need to yell, I'm right here.

[cuttlefidget]

I'M YELLING? I DON'T THINK I'M YELLING!

I AM BEING VERY CALM RIGHT NOW IN FACT.

CALM CALM CALM THAT'S ME!

[Mart seriously he is so calm. He is the paragon of calmness.

Who are we kidding he's freaking out.]

AND I WAS -- Um. I was planning on getting food and things of that nature the sort of AAAAH NO NO NO GET BACK GET BACK SORT OF REALLY IMPORTANT THINGS THAT YOU NEED IN THIS SORT OF sort of situation...

[Hff hff]

[jaws5sonofjaws]

's Cool. Let me help you blast your way to the supplies 'n shit.

Or in my case, smash and crash.