Ninth Tentacle

[cuttlefidget]

A; 946 Beulah

[The residents of 946 Beulah haven't yet figured out that drinking your milk really is the law now, so guess who's droned? Your favorite neighborhood cuttleman! And Estonia is about to find out firsthand.]

Eduard? Where are you? There are chores to do, young man!

B; Around Town

[People of Mayfield, there is a cuttleman with a kitchen

Comments

B

[commie_island]

.....Are you alright?

[cuttlefidget]

Why, just fine, neighbor! And yourself?

[commie_island]

[Okay....a really creepy drone...]

Uh yeah. ...I'm fine.

[cuttlefidget]

[Are there any drones that AREN'T creepy, these days?]

It doesn't look like it to me! It looks like you need a haircut. You look like one of those liberal crazies bent on overthrowing our great nation, ha ha!

[IT'S THE FUNNIEST THING EVER don't mind him just slashing at you with the knife. HAIRCUT MOTHERFUCKER.]

[commie_island]

[Good point.]

The fuck!

[Leaping backwards because, hey he likes his hair you bastard.

Oh and also knife!]