HAPPY U.S. INDEPENDENCE DAY
TODAY WE CELEBRATE THE DAY THIS GLORIOUS AND AWESOME COUNTRY DECIDED TO BECOME A TRAITOR TO THE CROWN! AS PART OF MY OWN PERSONAL CELEBRATION, I AM GOING TO REENACT THE BOSTON TEA PARTY, WHICH HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS DAY AT ALL! MY MOUTH IS GOING TO BE PLAYING THE PART OF BOSTON HARBOUR, NATURALLY. ENJOY BLOWING SHIT UP AND GETTING TOSSED, FUCKERS.
PATRIOTISM
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FUCK YEAH