LOVEPOST!
Sarah made a barely concealed lovepost lol and Izzie made a drunk lovepost, so now I want to fucking make a lovepost. Prepare for this shit, it be looooong.
Also it's like in alphabetical order so if you're near the bottom I don't love you less, the alphabet just does :P It also has quite the sense of humour, it would seem. Fancy that.
Cath: IF THERE WERE A STEP OF LETTERS ABOVE CAPITALS, THAT IS WHAT I WOULD WRITE TO YOU IN ALL THE TIME, BECAUSE ONLY THEY CAN EXPRESS HOW MUCH LOVE I AM YELLING AT YOU WITH EXCITEMENT. I WANT TO CUDDLE YOUR FACE AND BEAT MY FUCKING ENCOURAGEMENT INTO YOU, EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE A POWERHOUSE ALL BY YOURSELF AND DON'T REALLY NEED A CHEERLEADER, I JUST WANT TO DO IT BECAUSE I FUCKING LOVE YOU OKAY. THE STARS ARE FUCKING JEALOUS, MUFFIN, FOREVER AND ALWAYS. ALSO, YOUR SEX IS ON FIIIIIRE, AND I LISTEN TO THAT FANMIX YOU MADE EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE AND IT MAKES ME LOVE YOU EVEN MORE. I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW THAT IS POSSIBLE ANYMORE, BUT IT'S FUCKING TRUE.
Gwenny: I MISS YOUR FUCKING FACE EACH DAY YOU ARE AWAAAAAAAAY. I'M SO EXCITED FOR YOU TO GET BACK SO WE CAN FUCKING PARTY ALL SUMMER AND GO TO ABBA CONCERTS. NOT JUST RP GOING TO ABBA CONCERTS, ACTUALLY GO TO THEM. BECAUSE WE ARE GOING TO GET A GODDAMN TIME MACHINE. HELLAAAAAAA. KEEP FRESH, MY LOVE.
Hannah: EVEN THOUGH WE'RE NOT ACTUALLY RELATED, YOU'RE MY FAVOURITE COUSIN EVER, AS I OFTEN TELL YOU. IT'S LIKE SO FUCKING TRUE THOUGH, SO DON'T YOU EVER FORGET IT. I LOVE YOU EVEN THOUGH YOU MAKE ME GIVE YOU YOUR CLOTHES BACK HEHE, AND EVEN THOUGH YOU WON'T LET ME TAKE YOU DEATH SHOPPING. :P I JUST LOVE YOU ALL THE TIME, PRETTY MUCH, IT'S PRETTY FUCKING SPECTACULAR. ROIGHJERGOIJRG THAT IS A FRACTION OF MY LOVE RIGHT THERE, AND IT IS FOR YOU.
Izzie: YOU DRUNKEN LOON, I LOVE YOU SO HARD. I MISS YOU EVERY MOMENT YOU ARE AWAY AND LONG FOR FUNTIEMS WITH YOOOOOU WHEN YOU ARE OFF IN LASAGNALAND! SO COME BACK TO ME AND WE'LL DO SOME CRAZY ASS SHIT WITH OUR BBS, MMK? MMK.
Kaytar: I ALMOST FORGOT YOU WTF. BAD KENZIE! BUT LIKE OMG I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE SAYING HALF THE TIME, AND THAT JUST MAKES ME LOVE YOU EVEN MORE. YOU ARE SUCH A SWEETIE AND SUCH A WEIRDO AND I ADORE EVERY MINUTE OF YOU. ♥
Leonie: HAY NONNIE NONNIE, YOU BE SO FUCKING BONNIIIIEEEEEE. SERIOUSLY, YOU ARE GORG AS ALL FUCK AND I LOVE OUR AWESOME LATE NIGHT CHATS THAT ARE NOT ACTUALLY LATE NIGHT FOR YOU, AND EARLY MORNING FOR ME, SO NO NIGHT IS GOING ON. THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL AND YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL AND I LOVE YOUR FACE SOFUCKINGHARD, BECAUSE WE ARE BEAUTIFUL TOGETHER.
Maili: YOU ARE SO FUCKING ADORABLE, AND WHEN YOUR INTERNET IS GONE IT IS SO SAD! YOUR EMAILS TO ALL OF US WERE FUCKING ACE, THOUGH. YOU CAN CALL ME STUPID NICKNAMES FOREVER BECAUSE ILU. :P
Mel: NEW FRUUUUUUUUUUND. HAHA. I'M SO GLAD YOU JOINED MK AND BECAME SUCH GOOD FRIENDS WITH ALL OF US, YOU'RE FUCKING AMAZING. I WANT TO KEEP GETTING TO KNOW YOU BETTER BECAUSE ILU ALREADY AND THIS LOVE NEEDS TO FUCKING KEEP FLOWING. :)
Sam: I MISS YOU. :( YOUR STUPID EXAMS ARE STUPID AND MAKE ME LONG FOR YOOOOOOU. SO GOOD LUCK WITH THEM, AND COME BACK AS SOON AS POSSIBLE SO I CAN LOVE ON YOU ALL NIGHT LONG HEHE.
Sarah: DUDE, WE ARE THE BEST COUSINSISTERSECRETBFFS EVER TO EXIST AND THAT IS FUCKING TRUE FACTS RIGHT THERE. I AM SO FUCKING EXCITED TO GO STAY AT YOUR HOUSE WITH YOU AND CATH! WE ARE GOING TO TAKE SO MANY PICTURES AND VIDEOS AND VOICEPOSTS WHILE WE WERE FUCKING TEARING UP THE TOWN A LA WAKING UP IN VEGAS. I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU, BUT YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT, BECAUSE WE SHARE A BRAIN AND MY BRAIN OFTEN HAS LITTLE CHATS WITH MY HEART AND SOUL, SO THAT MEANS YOURS DOES AS WELL. YOU SERIOUSLY HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH SUNSHINE AND EXCITEMENT IS IN MY SOUL EACH DAY I GET CLOSER TO SEEING YOU. O ;PBR UPI DP GIVLOMH ,IVJ@
Smee: REOGIJERGOIERJG MY SOUL IS SO GLAD YOU CAME BACK TO US! OBVIOUSLY YOU NEVER REALLY LEFTUSLEFTUS, BUT I'M STILL SO GLAD YOU'RE BACK. WE HAVE SUCH BEAUTIFUL TIEMS EVEN THOUGH YOU PAEDO ON ME AND OUR LOVE IS JUST FUCKING BEAUTIFUL. SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL.
Also it's like in alphabetical order so if you're near the bottom I don't love you less, the alphabet just does :P It also has quite the sense of humour, it would seem. Fancy that.
Cath: IF THERE WERE A STEP OF LETTERS ABOVE CAPITALS, THAT IS WHAT I WOULD WRITE TO YOU IN ALL THE TIME, BECAUSE ONLY THEY CAN EXPRESS HOW MUCH LOVE I AM YELLING AT YOU WITH EXCITEMENT. I WANT TO CUDDLE YOUR FACE AND BEAT MY FUCKING ENCOURAGEMENT INTO YOU, EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE A POWERHOUSE ALL BY YOURSELF AND DON'T REALLY NEED A CHEERLEADER, I JUST WANT TO DO IT BECAUSE I FUCKING LOVE YOU OKAY. THE STARS ARE FUCKING JEALOUS, MUFFIN, FOREVER AND ALWAYS. ALSO, YOUR SEX IS ON FIIIIIRE, AND I LISTEN TO THAT FANMIX YOU MADE EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE AND IT MAKES ME LOVE YOU EVEN MORE. I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW THAT IS POSSIBLE ANYMORE, BUT IT'S FUCKING TRUE.
Gwenny: I MISS YOUR FUCKING FACE EACH DAY YOU ARE AWAAAAAAAAY. I'M SO EXCITED FOR YOU TO GET BACK SO WE CAN FUCKING PARTY ALL SUMMER AND GO TO ABBA CONCERTS. NOT JUST RP GOING TO ABBA CONCERTS, ACTUALLY GO TO THEM. BECAUSE WE ARE GOING TO GET A GODDAMN TIME MACHINE. HELLAAAAAAA. KEEP FRESH, MY LOVE.
Hannah: EVEN THOUGH WE'RE NOT ACTUALLY RELATED, YOU'RE MY FAVOURITE COUSIN EVER, AS I OFTEN TELL YOU. IT'S LIKE SO FUCKING TRUE THOUGH, SO DON'T YOU EVER FORGET IT. I LOVE YOU EVEN THOUGH YOU MAKE ME GIVE YOU YOUR CLOTHES BACK HEHE, AND EVEN THOUGH YOU WON'T LET ME TAKE YOU DEATH SHOPPING. :P I JUST LOVE YOU ALL THE TIME, PRETTY MUCH, IT'S PRETTY FUCKING SPECTACULAR. ROIGHJERGOIJRG THAT IS A FRACTION OF MY LOVE RIGHT THERE, AND IT IS FOR YOU.
Izzie: YOU DRUNKEN LOON, I LOVE YOU SO HARD. I MISS YOU EVERY MOMENT YOU ARE AWAY AND LONG FOR FUNTIEMS WITH YOOOOOU WHEN YOU ARE OFF IN LASAGNALAND! SO COME BACK TO ME AND WE'LL DO SOME CRAZY ASS SHIT WITH OUR BBS, MMK? MMK.
Kaytar: I ALMOST FORGOT YOU WTF. BAD KENZIE! BUT LIKE OMG I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE SAYING HALF THE TIME, AND THAT JUST MAKES ME LOVE YOU EVEN MORE. YOU ARE SUCH A SWEETIE AND SUCH A WEIRDO AND I ADORE EVERY MINUTE OF YOU. ♥
Leonie: HAY NONNIE NONNIE, YOU BE SO FUCKING BONNIIIIEEEEEE. SERIOUSLY, YOU ARE GORG AS ALL FUCK AND I LOVE OUR AWESOME LATE NIGHT CHATS THAT ARE NOT ACTUALLY LATE NIGHT FOR YOU, AND EARLY MORNING FOR ME, SO NO NIGHT IS GOING ON. THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL AND YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL AND I LOVE YOUR FACE SOFUCKINGHARD, BECAUSE WE ARE BEAUTIFUL TOGETHER.
Maili: YOU ARE SO FUCKING ADORABLE, AND WHEN YOUR INTERNET IS GONE IT IS SO SAD! YOUR EMAILS TO ALL OF US WERE FUCKING ACE, THOUGH. YOU CAN CALL ME STUPID NICKNAMES FOREVER BECAUSE ILU. :P
Mel: NEW FRUUUUUUUUUUND. HAHA. I'M SO GLAD YOU JOINED MK AND BECAME SUCH GOOD FRIENDS WITH ALL OF US, YOU'RE FUCKING AMAZING. I WANT TO KEEP GETTING TO KNOW YOU BETTER BECAUSE ILU ALREADY AND THIS LOVE NEEDS TO FUCKING KEEP FLOWING. :)
Sam: I MISS YOU. :( YOUR STUPID EXAMS ARE STUPID AND MAKE ME LONG FOR YOOOOOOU. SO GOOD LUCK WITH THEM, AND COME BACK AS SOON AS POSSIBLE SO I CAN LOVE ON YOU ALL NIGHT LONG HEHE.
Sarah: DUDE, WE ARE THE BEST COUSINSISTERSECRETBFFS EVER TO EXIST AND THAT IS FUCKING TRUE FACTS RIGHT THERE. I AM SO FUCKING EXCITED TO GO STAY AT YOUR HOUSE WITH YOU AND CATH! WE ARE GOING TO TAKE SO MANY PICTURES AND VIDEOS AND VOICEPOSTS WHILE WE WERE FUCKING TEARING UP THE TOWN A LA WAKING UP IN VEGAS. I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU, BUT YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT, BECAUSE WE SHARE A BRAIN AND MY BRAIN OFTEN HAS LITTLE CHATS WITH MY HEART AND SOUL, SO THAT MEANS YOURS DOES AS WELL. YOU SERIOUSLY HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH SUNSHINE AND EXCITEMENT IS IN MY SOUL EACH DAY I GET CLOSER TO SEEING YOU. O ;PBR UPI DP GIVLOMH ,IVJ@
Smee: REOGIJERGOIERJG MY SOUL IS SO GLAD YOU CAME BACK TO US! OBVIOUSLY YOU NEVER REALLY LEFTUSLEFTUS, BUT I'M STILL SO GLAD YOU'RE BACK. WE HAVE SUCH BEAUTIFUL TIEMS EVEN THOUGH YOU PAEDO ON ME AND OUR LOVE IS JUST FUCKING BEAUTIFUL. SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL.