Santa Claus meme stolen from fairyniamh
Ok, so I'm having way too much fun writing letters to Santa Claus!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In July I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In June I pulled rams02's hair (-5 points). In August I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Tuesday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In February I pushed katydidnotdo in the mud (-17 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-1091 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
cutsycat
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Friday I stole fairyniamh's purse (-30 points). In June shi_chan06 and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In October I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last Saturday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In September I put gum in cheezor42's hair (-12 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-38 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
cutsycat
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In March on a flight to Colorado Springs, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In September I didn't flush (-1 points). In May I stole hatakekakashi29's purse (-30 points). In April I gave agent_tommy a kidney (1000 points). Last week I helped rounddancerfan across the street (6 points).
Overall, I've been nice (935 points). For Christmas I deserve a Sony Playstation 3!
Sincerely,
cutsycat
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In September I gave shi_chanlemons a kidney (1000 points). In November I helped animehead across the street (6 points). In October I bought porn for katydidnotdo (10 points). In June I pulled over and changed xxecodxx's flat tire (15 points). Last week I bought porn for renlacarne (-10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1021 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!
Sincerely,
cutsycat
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April on a flight to Colorado Springs, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last month I gave rams02 a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Wednesday I set elle01's puppy on fire (-66 points). In November I gave hatakekakashi29 a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Tuesday I didn't flush (-1 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-122 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
cutsycat
(Oooh! Kinky)
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Friday I donated bone marrow to cheezor42 in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In November I gave elle01 a kidney (1000 points). In February I gave rams02 a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Monday I helped shi_chanlemons see the light (8 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1377 points). For Christmas I deserve an XBox 360!
Sincerely,
cutsycat
What can I say? I'm bored.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In July I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In June I pulled rams02's hair (-5 points). In August I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Tuesday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In February I pushed katydidnotdo in the mud (-17 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-1091 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
cutsycat
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Friday I stole fairyniamh's purse (-30 points). In June shi_chan06 and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In October I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last Saturday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In September I put gum in cheezor42's hair (-12 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-38 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
cutsycat
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In March on a flight to Colorado Springs, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In September I didn't flush (-1 points). In May I stole hatakekakashi29's purse (-30 points). In April I gave agent_tommy a kidney (1000 points). Last week I helped rounddancerfan across the street (6 points).
Overall, I've been nice (935 points). For Christmas I deserve a Sony Playstation 3!
Sincerely,
cutsycat
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In September I gave shi_chanlemons a kidney (1000 points). In November I helped animehead across the street (6 points). In October I bought porn for katydidnotdo (10 points). In June I pulled over and changed xxecodxx's flat tire (15 points). Last week I bought porn for renlacarne (-10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1021 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!
Sincerely,
cutsycat
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April on a flight to Colorado Springs, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last month I gave rams02 a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Wednesday I set elle01's puppy on fire (-66 points). In November I gave hatakekakashi29 a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Tuesday I didn't flush (-1 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-122 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
cutsycat
(Oooh! Kinky)
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Friday I donated bone marrow to cheezor42 in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In November I gave elle01 a kidney (1000 points). In February I gave rams02 a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Monday I helped shi_chanlemons see the light (8 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1377 points). For Christmas I deserve an XBox 360!
Sincerely,
cutsycat
What can I say? I'm bored.