Mustard Assassins: A Quest for Stardom
First we have Jesse Larson. Stats and info to come.
Admittedly this pic was taken later than everything else so the eyes don't match, and I'm honestly not sure I like these that much.
Wait... what? How'd that get in there? *whistles innocently* >.>
His flashy apartment that is in no way similar to his usual TS2 digs. I guess Jesse is older now and likes more sophisticated things? No pic of the bathroom yet. I thought I got some but apparently not.
Once his apartment was finished Jesse went out into the city. He took some guitar and drum lessons to pass some time.
After they were over he grabbed the hand of the first girl with tiny shorts he could find. Nice, Jesse.
IJVFIOHEG! Cuuute <3
Finally the clubs opened and Jesse decided to check out a couple of them. I think he went to the Plasma... something or other first, though the bouncer wasn't impressed.
"But why? I'm totally hot. Come on, baby."
He went more or less across the street to what I think was Prosper Room or something to that affect. He ran into a celebrity, Stella... um. It's not Stalker but it was kind of similar. Lol wow, this is ridiculous xD
I also got ridiculously giddy over the top that blonde girl is wearing. If I ever manage to make a decent Sloane sim that would totally work with low slung jeans for her. Yes, I'm a giant dork.
Either way, Jesse failed to impress Stella and she walked off to the elevator.
Where he met his first vampire. I don't recall her name but she is a bouncer somewhere. He was actually flirting with her (ha, imagine that >.>) but it totally looks like he was telling her where she could bite him. Considering who it is, it's not that hard to imagine, is it? It's okay Jesse, we still love you <3
Yet another bouncer denied him entry to a club so he decided to try bribing this guy. He failed. That was it for his first night out; he went home and to bed.
The next night he went to some little place called... Eugi? One of those scary old women with twig arms was there :s
He ordered some girly looking drink (he's totally a beer guy, come on...) from this big chested mixologist.
Not that he noticed anything else for a while. Lol he even watched them when she walked off to make the drink. Jesse the boob man xD
Ohai! Lol, he's a cute drunk.
He met another vampire, Beau. This guy is fucking everywhere!
"You totally turn into bats, don't you? Oh my god I knew it!"
"Dude, see these teeth? If you don't shut up I will eat you with them."
I left him alone for a minute to watch this goofy-ass guy with a purple suit and sandals dance on a table, and returned to find this. I had no idea what was wrong with him.
Oh. Nice >.> I laughed my ass off though. He puked sooo long, lol.
Feeling somewhat better Jesse made his way around the corner and started playing.
With only a couple hundred simoleons left to his name Jesse started looking for a job. He didn't find anything in the paper but visited the theater and joined the music career.
Outside said theater Jesse joined a girl in a jam session. It turned out to be none other than Stella. Doing so and talking quite a bit after helped him gain a star. He asked her to form a band, and she agreed. They became Mustard Assassins. I know it's horrible... I got it from a name generator back when I was looking for the TS2 crew's band name. I used both for the Rock Band games >.>
Jesse met a couple other vampires shortly after, including Jessica... um. Dammit. Anyway, he thought he'd be cute and ask to be turned. She said no. Once again he pouted with those pretty lips of his (thank you Ephemera <3).
Thanks to Stella Jesse was now let into some bars and clubs. Look at that face, lol. Little bastard :P
Later on bored with nothing to do at the place he managed to get into, Jesse met up with Stella at Eugi's. He learned she was married D8 I was quite sad. Although I wouldn't put it past Jesse to try anyway.
You know you're doing fairly well when someone randomly pulls out a camera and snaps pics of you while you're out and about.
Stella joined Jesse for another jam outside the theater. Actually, by this point I'm pretty sure Jesse had left the official music career to be a self employed band. The other people he invited never showed up.
Later on Jesse tried to impress another celebrity. No idea what her name was but I think she was 4 stars. He geeked out and got her autograph.
Mustard Assassins playing their first gig.
Does this look like Van or what?? He was a guy Jesse briefly worked with at the theater. I think. >.>
After the gig Jesse met Tiara... someone (-.-). I know she's a grip in the film career, at least.
Of course Jesse made his move.
He thinks he's so badass but that was his first kiss, lol. That guy watching totally creeped me out >.>
One of Jesse's bandmates got some attention.
Imagine the stories that'll be going around now.
Jesse invited Tiara back to his place.
She was terribly excited at the thought of sleeping with him. She didn't get to, however. She lay down on the bed, then got up saying she had to go. Lol, poor Jesse.
Not long after the repo man came to get a stool and a rack of towels. This set the city on fire. Suddenly despite having two stars places didn't want to let Jesse in anywhere.
Jesse befriended this celebrity per his agent's suggestion. Doing so moved him up to a three star celebrity.
Not surprisingly Jesse rolled the want to skinny dip. I sent him to Aquarius where he had to sneak in to use the pool. I didn't realize until after he was already in that there were windows on the floor below instead of a wall. OHAI NICE PEOPLE AT AQUARIUS! xD
It took a while to get Tiara to come back. She was always busy on set or something. Finally one night she had the time to visit him, and he met her downstairs. They rode the elevator back up and this was how they emerged. Heh, they don't look guilty at all :P
So what's up next? I might change his eyes back to the default. The band is also getting ready to record for a radio commercial about Doo's Peas.
x-posted to LJ & DW.