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[ansketil_rose]

Guilty Pleasures
Words: 352
Disclaimer: I loudly declaim that I do not own little Cutler, much my considerable chagrin.
Characters: Just Beckett feeling guilty
Rating: PG
Author’s Note: No idea where this one came from. What our dearie does behind closed doors concerns no one but himself (and US of course!! ^_^ ). But that doesn't stop him feeling

Comments

[kittymay]

We all know who he wants to play with...

[telera]

Hehehe...

Cutler picked the tiny painted figure that represented himself out of a small box and placed it in his bedchamber, where a naked, prone figure lay on his bed...

*__*

[kittymay]

..."Oh, Lord Beckett" he made the dark-skinned, muscular sailor doll say, affecting a gruff, cockney accent for added authenticity. "Whatever will you do to punish me tonight, naughty pirate that I am?"

[telera]

*loves the idea of Beckey dominating Jack*

'You dirty, naughty pirate' Lord Beckett whispered, making the hand of his little figure caress the back of the tatooed sailor doll 'Stripping your shirt off on deck for everybody to see' He slapped the pirate doll on the firm buttocks 'I will teach you a lesson you will not forget in a long time'.

And so saying, Lord Beckett opened a tiny drawer on the back of the doll's house and slipped a tiny ivory rod into the hand of his miniature self...

Mwhahahaha!

[kittymay]

"Oh, milord!" he made the sailor doll protest pathetically. "Please, not the toys. I'll do anything.."

Beckett made the voice of his own little figure cold and full of scorn. "Oh, yes, Jack." he pronounced. "The toys are the only thing that will make you truly sorry..."

[telera]

*claps madly*

You are the best, Kitty! The best! ^^

[kittymay]

Just remember who started it...!!

[telera]

*points at icon*

Me? Start what? *sporfle*

[kittymay]

So you don't want Beckey to dominate the naughty pirate then??

[telera]

But of course! I want him to make horribly wicked things to Jack... To test his endurance, so to speak *G*

The icon is just something funny I found... Completely unrelated to the things I write, you see ;))

[kittymay]

Like...tying him up and whipping him for his insolence, you mean?

[telera]

*crack*
'Is that all you can do, Becky?' the pirate spat with a scornful grunt 'A maid would do it better'.
Cutler gripped the whip handle so hard the spiral pattern dag painfully into his palm. He delivered a vicious blow, and the bound body bucked under the impact. The insolent pirate made no sound, but his silence was sickly satisfying.

Er... I gues that means 'Yes' ;))))

[ansketil_rose]

Oh dear god. This is teh brilliance. I have this image of a group of servants with their ears to the door while Beckett plays "naugty pirates" with his little toys..........

Maid: giggles

Maid II: shhh... he'll hear!

Beckett: (in Jack voice) Please, my lord... becky... yes! (in own voice) Beg for it!

Butler: (whispers) This is better than Punch and Judy!

Maid: Indeed - I was thinkin' o' givin' notice afore Mary here tol' me about 'is lordships... did...

Maid II: SHHH!

Beckett: Is someone there?

[kittymay]

Beckett doing the voice of Jack dolly....**dies**

Priceless.