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You know you go to Canisius when...
****You know you go to Canisius when...
-you know the difference between flex and "super" flex
-you think the Health Science building is about as far away as Guam
-all your opportunities have a pricetage of about 27,000 dollars
-you take the elevator in Old Main and you get whip lash
-all the lunch ladies went to lunch lady prep school and learned to say "hun" in every sentence
-public safety shows up at a house party and then the whole party just moves to another house (duh!)
-you walk about a block from campus and you get shot
-you like to say "Patty Hector, Hall Director" (hey it rhymes!)
-2:00am means you are walking back to your dorm, buddy!
-the shuttle drivers swerve around objects in the road that aren't really there and then drive up on the curve and you think you are going to die
-you think some of the public safety officers are hot
-someone burns popcorn in the dorms at least once a week
-half of the sports at your school are cut
-getting a "golden ticket" is a bad thing (parking violation)
-you are able to say sarcastically on Wednesday's and Sunday's at 4pm: "oh cool...I get to move my car again"
-nobody from outside the area can pronounce your college's name
-Bosch and Frisch don't just sound like German cursewords anymore
-your dorm phone numbers are sold to telemarketers
-there's not enough housing for all the students
****You know you go to Canisius when...
-you know the difference between flex and "super" flex
-you think the Health Science building is about as far away as Guam
-all your opportunities have a pricetage of about 27,000 dollars
-you take the elevator in Old Main and you get whip lash
-all the lunch ladies went to lunch lady prep school and learned to say "hun" in every sentence
-public safety shows up at a house party and then the whole party just moves to another house (duh!)
-you walk about a block from campus and you get shot
-you like to say "Patty Hector, Hall Director" (hey it rhymes!)
-2:00am means you are walking back to your dorm, buddy!
-the shuttle drivers swerve around objects in the road that aren't really there and then drive up on the curve and you think you are going to die
-you think some of the public safety officers are hot
-someone burns popcorn in the dorms at least once a week
-half of the sports at your school are cut
-getting a "golden ticket" is a bad thing (parking violation)
-you are able to say sarcastically on Wednesday's and Sunday's at 4pm: "oh cool...I get to move my car again"
-nobody from outside the area can pronounce your college's name
-Bosch and Frisch don't just sound like German cursewords anymore
-your dorm phone numbers are sold to telemarketers
-there's not enough housing for all the students