Sep 28, 2014 21:30
Title : My Perv Son
Length: Drabble
Pairing: Papa!Chun, Chibi!Junsu
Genre : Comedy
Summary: Little Junsu makes his poor Papa dizzy with all his naughtiness.
A/n : Titit means penis in Java (bahasa)
"Papa, where are you going?" Little Junsu looked up from the couch when his father stood up and started walking.
"Going to the toilet." Yoochun replied briefly as he walked towards the bathroom.
"Papa gonna pee?" Asked little Junsu.
"He'em." Yoochun answered before entering the bathroom.
Without closing the door, he went straight to the toilet seat and opened the lid. Standing in front of the seat, he unzipped his pants...
* Chuuurrrrr *
"How come Papa's titit is big while Susu's one is small?" Suddenly little Junsu was standing beside him while staring and pointing to his manhood.
Surprised, Yoochun let go of his cock, and his pee wet his pants!
"Oh shit!" Yelped Yoochun, immediately turn around so that his son could not see his 'titit' and rushed to fix his pants, which was wet, thanks to his son.
"Susu, what are you doing here!?" Yelled Yoochun after he had fixed his pants.
"Watching Papa pee-pee." Replied little Junsu casually.
"Susu! Papa never teach you to peep on others peeing!" Yoochun said, a little madly.
"What about peeping on people taking a bath then?" Trust little Junsu to ask incredulous questions.
"Aish, you cannot follow people into the bathroom, understand?" Yoochun said firmly, but little Junsu did not answer. He only stared with his round eyes blinking innocently.
"Now out please, Papa want to change pants." Yoochun told his son to get out.
"Ah, Susu want to see!" Little Junsu exclaimed cheerfully while clapping his little hands.
"Susu, you can't see or watch people change underwear." Replied Yoochun, massaging his temple.
"But Papa always watch Susu change pants!" Little Junsu retorted stubbornly.
"That's because Papa is the one who puts your clothes on." Explained Yoochun. He could feel his headache coming already.
"Now get out." Yoochun continued.
"Wait Susu want to pee!" Cried little Junsu and he just pulled down his sweatpants. At that, Yoochun could only looking at him with furrowed brows.
"Papa want to watch Susu pee-pee? Want to see Susu's small titit?" Ask little Junsu grinning oh so adorably. And Yoochun just wanted to bang his head against the wall.
End.
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