May 05, 2009 12:21
So me and kylar are walking home from the pub the other day (yep, im still in the process of moving out) when we hear screaming coming from a house next to this church...my first thought was 'exorsism by olive branch', but kylar reckoned it might be somthing a bit less comical...so i goes and investigates.
I knock on the door and a nervous looking guy answers:
Me (drunk): So ahhh, whats with the screaming?
Him (V.nervous): eerrrrrrrrmm...this is a errr, care home, its a care home, people do this all the time.
Now as im someone who works in a care home, i am very used to people screaming for no reason, very loudly, for a long amount of time...but the care home i work in says 'Care Home' on the outside if it...this place didnt.
The guy says 'bye' (nervously) and closes the door. The screaming continues.
I calls the Police. They arrive quickly and enter the house, they come out a few minutes later:
Coppa: 'yeah, its a care home'
Me (drunk): 'Bugger'.
Felt like a right pranny i did, i understand that some homes dont have signs for the purpose of maintaining the residents dignity...but if its got screamers, then it is sometimes a good idea.
The End.
P.S, me cat died :(
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