...like a Mafiosi needs a bicycle.
Booked me Honeymoon!
Travel Agent: So, thats 1 week in Italy booked, anymore questions?
Me: Just one, i went to the Algarve last year and i was constantly being approched by drug dealers, it pissed me off quite a bit, am i likley to expect any of that in Italy?
TA: Oh no, you shouldnt have any problem its a really nice area your going to...
Me: Oh cool.
TA: Yeah dont worry, its all Mafia controlled.
Me: :O
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My bicycle has been knicked! Im pretty sure it wernt the Mafia, but if you do see Marlon Brando on a black 'Phoenix Pro-bike', please report back.
Travel Agent: So, thats 1 week in Italy booked, anymore questions?
Me: Just one, i went to the Algarve last year and i was constantly being approched by drug dealers, it pissed me off quite a bit, am i likley to expect any of that in Italy?
TA: Oh no, you shouldnt have any problem its a really nice area your going to...
Me: Oh cool.
TA: Yeah dont worry, its all Mafia controlled.
Me: :O
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My bicycle has been knicked! Im pretty sure it wernt the Mafia, but if you do see Marlon Brando on a black 'Phoenix Pro-bike', please report back.