Dec 29, 2011 23:48
I can't find this on youtube to link it, but this is pretty much my theme song when it comes to dating and boys in general.
I'm not anybody's baby, I'm not anybody's gal.
Well, you can buy me a beer, take me out on the town,
but I'd rather eat bees than hold your hand.
Oh, I'm not anybody's gal.
i can't stand to hear you wailin', I'm not here to ease your pain.
Well, you can tell me I'm cruel, and that I just don't care,
but your tears of water run down my beer.
No, I won't run my fingers through your despair.
Oh, no.
I don't need someone to save me, my salvation's at the bar.
You said, 'Baby, maybe, we could feel amore!'
Gosh, I never heard that line before.
I don't want your cumbersome lonely heart.
Don't call me when you're feelin' alone,
'cause I'll laugh in your face and then hang up the phone.
Just send me a bottle and let me be on my own.
No, I'm not anybody's baby, I don't need to find a man.
You keep tellin' me, 'Lovey, you need someone who understands.'
But I'd rather kiss the bottom of a garbage can.
No, thanks, I feel pretty good just the way that I am.