Naruto 440,Bleach 350 reviews
So in order for me not to update after 6 months again,i've decided to post my thoughs on Bleach,Naruto,SE and other TV shows every week. Yeah i don't think i'll be able to either,but i'll try.
NARUTO CHAPTER 440
~Previously on Naruto~
-Pein attacks Konoha and blows shit up for the lulz
-Naruto shows up all bad ass like and ~manly~ wearing eyeliner. Richard,is that you? 0_o
-Long ass fight.Got old after 5 chapters of NOTHING
-Pein defeates Naruto and sorta nails him to the ground.
-And then HINATA shows up and like totally confesses to Naruto!!!! Of course 5 sec later she's out cold (but thankfully NOT dead!)
God forbid Kishi shows some kickass female power anymore. I'm
with you!
He was doing great with Sakura until she decided to go OOC and scream for Naruto to save her,ugh.That was just painful to watch.You're a medic nin Sakura,YOU save the people,not the other way around!
-So after Hinata is supposedly dead Naruto snaps and goes all 6 TAILS on Pain's ass,HELL FREAKIN' YEAHH!!
-And the tails keep getting more until MINATO SHOWS UP out of the blue!!
Woah I never thought i'd see him again.Thent he pulls a Darth Vader and drops the F bomb (as in father).
~Now~
1.Oh lookie,Minato's laundry.
2. So Pein is all "Shit,the brat is actually strong" and the Kyuubi is all "RAWR U GONNA GET RAEPED"
3. Inside Naruto,the Kyuubi wants to raep Minato too,but he's all "Bitch,plz". Congrats Naruto,you can say your name,you get a cookie.
4. Then Minato pulls a Darth Vader and is all "Luke Naruto,I am your FATHER!Ha,i've always wanted to say that!" and Naruto is all "What now?" and kinda laughs like a maniac.
5. So Minato teleports them to a totally white space thingy and Naruto actually calls him "dad",awwwwwww!
6..WOAH he freakin' punched him!!! BWAHAHA *brb lol-ing forever* Well the guy DID deserve it.I mean sealing a demon into your kid is sorta bad parenting,Minato.
7.Awww poor baby is crying!Can't blame him though,he's life is kinda shit right now.
8.Woah,he actually wanted Naruto to use the Kyuubi?! That's wack.
9. He..he can watch Naruto's life?Like a TV? 0_o Naruto,my boy,you can kiss any chance of having sexy time with Hinata goodbye.Awwwkwaaard.
10. Then Minato tell us how Tobi ISN'T a good boy and every narutard on the planet is like:
11.Then Naruto is all like "Well can you at least help me?" but Minato's being a bitch and is like "Sorry kid,that's not in the job description."
12. Ugh then Naruto goes all emo again but for the sake of my sanity Minato pats him on the head fatherly (AWWWW) and says that he believes in him.Again - AWWWWWWW!
13. So now Naruto is all set and ready to kick Pein's zombie ass!Woohooow! GO BABY GO!!!
NOW FREAKIN' SHOW US SAKURA HEALING HINATA KISHI!! Kthx.
BLEACH CHAPTER 349/350
Okay that's it,Orihime and I are DONE!!PROFESSIONALY!!!
I did not need whole 17 pages of her screaming "Kurosaki-kuuuuuuuuuuuuun" I'd rather not count how many times
And WTH poor Ishida! Instead of crying,she should like I dunno HEAL him!
If she can't heal Ichigo,might as well do that. As what is this crap "Help me Kurosaki-kun!!!" HE'S LIKE ALMOST DEAD!He CAN't save you! Save yourself for once in your goddamn life,sheesh!
And now because of new chapter the Ichihime shippers jizzed in their pants cause apparently Ichigo hears "his sweet hime's angel voice and wishes to save her and sweep her off her feet".That's BULL!
In the official translation he says "I hear calling" Not HER,he hears somebody and then he goes all
"I R ICHIGO, I HAS PROTECT!!!!" like he always does. He also magically grows his hair and looks like someone from a 80's rock band. I wanna see how he looks like without the mask,it's bugging me!
Oh yeah and he totally PWNS Ulquiorra! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh and before I forget...
I'M GOING TO ITALY NEXT WEEK BITCHEEEEZzZzZ!!!
NARUTO CHAPTER 440
~Previously on Naruto~
-Pein attacks Konoha and blows shit up for the lulz
-Naruto shows up all bad ass like and ~manly~ wearing eyeliner. Richard,is that you? 0_o
-Long ass fight.Got old after 5 chapters of NOTHING
-Pein defeates Naruto and sorta nails him to the ground.
-And then HINATA shows up and like totally confesses to Naruto!!!! Of course 5 sec later she's out cold (but thankfully NOT dead!)
God forbid Kishi shows some kickass female power anymore. I'm
with you!
He was doing great with Sakura until she decided to go OOC and scream for Naruto to save her,ugh.That was just painful to watch.You're a medic nin Sakura,YOU save the people,not the other way around!
-So after Hinata is supposedly dead Naruto snaps and goes all 6 TAILS on Pain's ass,HELL FREAKIN' YEAHH!!
-And the tails keep getting more until MINATO SHOWS UP out of the blue!!
Woah I never thought i'd see him again.Thent he pulls a Darth Vader and drops the F bomb (as in father).
~Now~
1.Oh lookie,Minato's laundry.
2. So Pein is all "Shit,the brat is actually strong" and the Kyuubi is all "RAWR U GONNA GET RAEPED"
3. Inside Naruto,the Kyuubi wants to raep Minato too,but he's all "Bitch,plz". Congrats Naruto,you can say your name,you get a cookie.
4. Then Minato pulls a Darth Vader and is all "Luke Naruto,I am your FATHER!Ha,i've always wanted to say that!" and Naruto is all "What now?" and kinda laughs like a maniac.
5. So Minato teleports them to a totally white space thingy and Naruto actually calls him "dad",awwwwwww!
6..WOAH he freakin' punched him!!! BWAHAHA *brb lol-ing forever* Well the guy DID deserve it.I mean sealing a demon into your kid is sorta bad parenting,Minato.
7.Awww poor baby is crying!Can't blame him though,he's life is kinda shit right now.
8.Woah,he actually wanted Naruto to use the Kyuubi?! That's wack.
9. He..he can watch Naruto's life?Like a TV? 0_o Naruto,my boy,you can kiss any chance of having sexy time with Hinata goodbye.Awwwkwaaard.
10. Then Minato tell us how Tobi ISN'T a good boy and every narutard on the planet is like:
11.Then Naruto is all like "Well can you at least help me?" but Minato's being a bitch and is like "Sorry kid,that's not in the job description."
12. Ugh then Naruto goes all emo again but for the sake of my sanity Minato pats him on the head fatherly (AWWWW) and says that he believes in him.Again - AWWWWWWW!
13. So now Naruto is all set and ready to kick Pein's zombie ass!Woohooow! GO BABY GO!!!
NOW FREAKIN' SHOW US SAKURA HEALING HINATA KISHI!! Kthx.
BLEACH CHAPTER 349/350
Okay that's it,Orihime and I are DONE!!PROFESSIONALY!!!
I did not need whole 17 pages of her screaming "Kurosaki-kuuuuuuuuuuuuun" I'd rather not count how many times
And WTH poor Ishida! Instead of crying,she should like I dunno HEAL him!
If she can't heal Ichigo,might as well do that. As what is this crap "Help me Kurosaki-kun!!!" HE'S LIKE ALMOST DEAD!He CAN't save you! Save yourself for once in your goddamn life,sheesh!
And now because of new chapter the Ichihime shippers jizzed in their pants cause apparently Ichigo hears "his sweet hime's angel voice and wishes to save her and sweep her off her feet".That's BULL!
In the official translation he says "I hear calling" Not HER,he hears somebody and then he goes all
"I R ICHIGO, I HAS PROTECT!!!!" like he always does. He also magically grows his hair and looks like someone from a 80's rock band. I wanna see how he looks like without the mask,it's bugging me!
Oh yeah and he totally PWNS Ulquiorra! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh and before I forget...
I'M GOING TO ITALY NEXT WEEK BITCHEEEEZzZzZ!!!