THE BEST EFFIN THING KNOWN TO MAN IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD HAS HAPPENED!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'M ACTUALLY GETTING A....WAIT FOR IT.......
LAPTOP
Yesterday we had some friends over and while we were on the subject of computers I casually mentioned that I was having problems with my PC and my dad flat out asked me WHEN I wanted my laptop!!!!! I KNEW ALL THOSE YEARS OF GROVELING WOULD PAY OFF!!!
I AM SO FUCKING HAPPY!!!!!!!! AHDSAUFHASJIFHASFJAS90D8UWJDASKM/'AS/DIASK[0FASJF'ASIOFDHASIFHSAY8UH
AND IN HONOUR OF THIS WONDERFUL FACT I AM HAVING A GIFSPAM PARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
So Dean,what do you think of this marvelous thing?