Naruto Shippuuden movie "Bonds" review
I just watched the 2nd Naruto Shippuuden movie "Bonds" and...
What the friggin HALE was that??
This was the most BORING Naruto movie ever!!! Even the 1st shippuuden movie was better than this crap!(and I didn't like that one)
-First off all why even bother putting Sasuke in the damn movie if he's just gonna show up for 5 min at the end to save the day?? The promos were all "See! Sasuke is in it,he's half nekkid,go see it!" and blah bonds blah blah. And what do we get? HE SHOWS UP AT THE GODDAMN END AND DOESN'T SAY A WORD TO NARUTO,NOT ONE!! They did have 1-2 touching moments where one sorta saves the other,but it was not enough. AND I WANTED MY EFFIN TEAM 7 REUNION! Sakura wasn't even there! And Hinata was so underused as per usual *sigh*
-I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF FILLER CHARACTERS AND THEIR BORING SHITTY PAST!!!! Why why WHY did they give them so much screen time???Read my lips "I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU OR YOUR ~TRAGIC~ PAST!!"
The teacher and his fan girl concept annoyed me to no end and reminded me so much of Aizen and Hinamori, so I instantly hated them. And they were boring nonetheless.
-Of course she had to be paired up with Naruto...I hate how they portray him as such a manwhore, he wishes he had luck like that in the manga.
-Erm,why did they play western music when they showed Sasuke in the beginning? o_O Maybe because he's an ~outlaw~ or somethin,dunno. Damn it, now I can't get the image of him as a cowboy out of my head.
-WTH "Zero Tails",really?? Why not "-1 tails" huh? That would've been more original [/sarcasm]
-The last fight was not epic at all. Sure it had some good moments,but even that couldn't save the movie. It was just meh.
-What I did like was Sai,Shino and Shikamaru's badasssery, that was really cool to watch.
-Loved how Sasuke abruptly shoved the filler girl into the flying boat thingy and was all "Move betch,this is MY movie!". Damn straight!!
But yeah,it was a huge letdown. And made me realise how much I miss Sasuke in both the manga and anime. Must rewatch Naruto part 1...Team Seveeeeen *sobs*
All i've gotta say is that they'd better not screw up "Bleach:Fade to Black" or I will cut a bitch!!
What the friggin HALE was that??
This was the most BORING Naruto movie ever!!! Even the 1st shippuuden movie was better than this crap!(and I didn't like that one)
-First off all why even bother putting Sasuke in the damn movie if he's just gonna show up for 5 min at the end to save the day?? The promos were all "See! Sasuke is in it,he's half nekkid,go see it!" and blah bonds blah blah. And what do we get? HE SHOWS UP AT THE GODDAMN END AND DOESN'T SAY A WORD TO NARUTO,NOT ONE!! They did have 1-2 touching moments where one sorta saves the other,but it was not enough. AND I WANTED MY EFFIN TEAM 7 REUNION! Sakura wasn't even there! And Hinata was so underused as per usual *sigh*
-I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF FILLER CHARACTERS AND THEIR BORING SHITTY PAST!!!! Why why WHY did they give them so much screen time???Read my lips "I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU OR YOUR ~TRAGIC~ PAST!!"
The teacher and his fan girl concept annoyed me to no end and reminded me so much of Aizen and Hinamori, so I instantly hated them. And they were boring nonetheless.
-Of course she had to be paired up with Naruto...I hate how they portray him as such a manwhore, he wishes he had luck like that in the manga.
-Erm,why did they play western music when they showed Sasuke in the beginning? o_O Maybe because he's an ~outlaw~ or somethin,dunno. Damn it, now I can't get the image of him as a cowboy out of my head.
-WTH "Zero Tails",really?? Why not "-1 tails" huh? That would've been more original [/sarcasm]
-The last fight was not epic at all. Sure it had some good moments,but even that couldn't save the movie. It was just meh.
-What I did like was Sai,Shino and Shikamaru's badasssery, that was really cool to watch.
-Loved how Sasuke abruptly shoved the filler girl into the flying boat thingy and was all "Move betch,this is MY movie!". Damn straight!!
But yeah,it was a huge letdown. And made me realise how much I miss Sasuke in both the manga and anime. Must rewatch Naruto part 1...Team Seveeeeen *sobs*
All i've gotta say is that they'd better not screw up "Bleach:Fade to Black" or I will cut a bitch!!