Er... New Year's Party?

Dec 21, 2006 18:53


Er... yeah... this is really strange. >.>'

by limitedbythesky

cutekoorime's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 23% Politically Correct!)

Started : 01st January 2006 01:42:17 AM

Ended : 01st January 2006 10:49:19 AM
Alco Money! : $ 208

Guests of Honour
lack_of_scalpel is a hearty Buddhist. lack_of_scalpel drank 1 Absinthe, 3 Tequilas, 1 Coffee Liqueur.
genkai_obaa_san is a compulsive Liberal Christian. genkai_obaa_san drank 3 Sambuccas.
cutekoorime is a spirited Muslim. cutekoorime drank 12 Bloody Marys.
legendary_youko is a wobegone Agnostic and a real lightweight when it comes to drinking. legendary_youko drank 15 Gins, 3 Rums, 1 Aftershock.
youda is a good-natured Hindu and a full-time waster who spends most of their salary on alcohol. youda drank 5 Whiskeys.
cutekoorime is a bouncy Muslim and usually an abstainer from all things alcoholic. cutekoorime drank 8 Hot Toddys.
kazumaai is a pleasant Taoist and a real lightweight when it comes to drinking. kazumaai drank 2 Pernods.
forceful_sentry is a cast down Hindu and usually an abstainer from all things alcoholic. forceful_sentry drank 2 Stouts, 7 Red Wines, 7 Bloody Marys.
xxshizuruxx is a damnable Fundementalist Christian and a serious booze-hound who enjoys starting fires in public, throwing bricks through windows and shitting in street corners xxshizuruxx decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
Sick!

Anyone for tomato soup? There's enough of it on the floor from last night! About 4 portions in fact!
Lovers

I don't understand it! They were sworn enemies at the start of the night and now cutekoorime and kazumaai appear to be in love. How fucking sweet!
The Drunkest

cutekoorime when you catch yourself drinking at funerals, you know you are in trouble!
Random Events

cutekoorime and forceful_sentry fought all night after forceful_sentry whipped out a picture
of cutekoorime's naked ass and passed it around to alll of the giggling minnions in the room. lack_of_scalpel wet themselves amidst the hysteria.

xxshizuruxx began a lively debate about the work of shakespare with a door before falling unconscious in a heap
of their own shit.

cutekoorime broke into forceful_sentry's fathers car when they were but a nipper, driving it at 100mph down the wrong side of a dual carriageway!

Happy New Year!

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er, new years part?

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