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[cutejapanesekid]

FUCK
GUESS WHO
HAS
A Restaurant
IN JAPAN!!!!!
GUESS WHO?
WHO?
TELL ME!?
ILL TELL YOU
CRYSTAL MOTHAFUCKIN JADE
OMG!
MY FAVORITE SINGAPOREAN RESTAURANT HAS A PLACE THEY SELL MY FAVORITE DAN DAN LA MIAN NOODLE HERE IN JAPAN
THIS IS SO FUCKED UP
THIS IS AMAZING
THIS IS THE BEST THING THAT COULD EVER HAPPEN

CRYSTAL JADE IS TO FOOD
WHAT HNM IS TO CLOTHES

ok fuck me
imma get drunk in ho-saka.