And now the conclusion... And I'm not scared of Bundy anymore. It's amazing what Sam&Cam can do!

Jul 04, 2009 00:11

Alreet, since I've scared myself by watching about Ted Bundy I shall conclude the Prototype pic-fic....

Catch up Part I and Part II

PS Happy 4th of July...

The last we saw of our heroes, Mr Woolsey and the IOA demanded they experiement with smut!fic. Who am I to agrue?!



Sam: "So, these litle red splodges show the parts of the brain that are stimulated by smut!fic, although I don't think he's got to the good bits yet"



Cam: "Right... so this is what happens to a fangirl's brain when she reads smut!fic? Huh, no wonder they're always squeeing, their brains are a bit mushy. BTW, is it Sam&Cam smut!fic??"



Sam: "Of course... There is nothing hotter, well except you"
Randomer who's name escapes me: "She's right, you are a hottie"

But oh noes! While Sam and Cam (and the Randomer who's name escapes me) were flirting, something's gone horribly wrong!


Kalek: "Urgh... Turn it off! TURN IT OFF!!! Take this blasphemy away! Jack and Sam fic? Aaaargh! Can't take it! Must disinfect brain!"



Kalek: "Stand back, I must rid the world of this evil!"

Looks like Cam wasn't quick enough... Oh dear...


Cam: "Owwww!"

So Kalek hurries to find a computer before the fangirls notice.


Kalek: *typing* click click click click-i-ty click click click etc



Walter: "YIKES! HE'S TYPING SAM&CAM SMUT!FIC, NO ACTUALLY CAM&SAM&DANIEL OT3 SMUT!FIC - REALLY FAST, SIR!"



Cam: "Dammit, we killed him before he could finish it... I really wanna know how it ends"
Daniel: "Yeah, shame really... Guess we'll have to make our own ending"



Sam: "Man, those two are HOT *cough* Sir... 
Landry: "Colonel Carter... You have a go."

The End

And in the words of Rodney McKay (in The Return) "And cue applause"  

samantha carter, pic-fic, stargate sg1, cameron mitchell, sam&cam

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