Alreet, since I've scared myself by watching about Ted Bundy I shall conclude the Prototype pic-fic....
Catch up
Part I and
Part II PS Happy 4th of July...
The last we saw of our heroes, Mr Woolsey and the IOA demanded they experiement with smut!fic. Who am I to agrue?!
Sam: "So, these litle red splodges show the parts of the brain that are stimulated by smut!fic, although I don't think he's got to the good bits yet"
Cam: "Right... so this is what happens to a fangirl's brain when she reads smut!fic? Huh, no wonder they're always squeeing, their brains are a bit mushy. BTW, is it Sam&Cam smut!fic??"
Sam: "Of course... There is nothing hotter, well except you"
Randomer who's name escapes me: "She's right, you are a hottie"
But oh noes! While Sam and Cam (and the Randomer who's name escapes me) were flirting, something's gone horribly wrong!
Kalek: "Urgh... Turn it off! TURN IT OFF!!! Take this blasphemy away! Jack and Sam fic? Aaaargh! Can't take it! Must disinfect brain!"
Kalek: "Stand back, I must rid the world of this evil!"
Looks like Cam wasn't quick enough... Oh dear...
Cam: "Owwww!"
So Kalek hurries to find a computer before the fangirls notice.
Kalek: *typing* click click click click-i-ty click click click etc
Walter: "YIKES! HE'S TYPING SAM&CAM SMUT!FIC, NO ACTUALLY CAM&SAM&DANIEL OT3 SMUT!FIC - REALLY FAST, SIR!"
Cam: "Dammit, we killed him before he could finish it... I really wanna know how it ends"
Daniel: "Yeah, shame really... Guess we'll have to make our own ending"
Sam: "Man, those two are HOT *cough* Sir...
Landry: "Colonel Carter... You have a go."
The End
And in the words of Rodney McKay (in The Return) "And cue applause"