Maybe with a lil fic to go with it... How does that sound? And I just love the melancholy mood, but I'm actually quite chipper...
The story begins when our intrepid space explorerers are discussing why they can't get to a certain planet... But Cam, as ever, is distracted
Cam: "Ooooh, shiny words..."
Cam: (to Sam) "Did you see the shiny words?"
Sam: (to Landry) "No, Sir, I have no idea what he's talking about either"
Cam: "Nope, don't wanna know..."
Sam: "Cam... Will you stop. Just because I didn't see the 'shiny words' doesn't mean I don't wanna make out with you!"
Daniel: "Uh, guys... Get a room"
Sam: "I'm just about to connect up the hoojimmywotsit to the thingumeebob"
Cam: "Have I ever told you, I love it when you talk tech?"
Sam: "You have. Why do you think I do it? Hang on.... Daniel, Cam and I are going to be out of radio contact for a while"
Daniel: (via radio) "Oh, you're not. Not now, we've got important stuff to do"
Cam: "You have the best ideas, you know that... Lets go back and make out in the infirmary"
Sam: *thinking* Hmmm, the infirmary?! At least its a bed...
But they get caught
Dr Lam: "I've told you two before. My infirmary is not a knocking shop... If you wanna make out, take it elsewhere"
Sam: *huff* "Yes, Dr Lam...."
Dr Lam: "Now, what have you got to say for yourselves?"
Sam: "Sorry?"
Cam: "Well I'm not"
Sam: "You could at least pretend you're sorry, considering Dr Lam jabs us with needles, you dumbass"
Cam: "I know, but I'm not sorry we were making out, only sorry we got caught before the real sexin' began"
Sam: "So would the sexin' have been good, y'know, if we hadn't got caught?"
Cam: "You know it would've baby girl. And I was planning on doing this thing with my tongue..."
Sam: "Oooooh, well what are we waiting for?! Lets go get busy"
Cam: "And I know just the place...."
To Be Continued...