of orifice convos
Sometimes one just goes a little bit mental in the orifice and takes audiocrumble with one. This is the result....
Me: He is on facebook constantly, I can see him from here! I've turned over a new leaf, so I'm allowed to complain...
Rosi: Ditto - Facebook hans't even been opened yet! Ok, it is only 10 to 9, but still, that's pretty good if you ask me. Is he staying here past October? Thus extending his work experience placement to 5 months?
Me: G's not in today (and verbally told Rosi that ABS is here for another month, about which we were rather angry)
Rosi: YES. Also, K owes £9.50 worth of hot beverages? Major lol.
Me: He very reluctantly paid up on Friday, after S told him he wasn't allowed any more tea or coffee until he paid up.
Rosi: Haha, S the food Nazi strikes again! I shall add that to the list of reasons why I dislike K.
Me: It's every single time there's a tea and coffee money request. He painly ignores it. On Fri he had a paddy after paying up and decided he will bring his own from now on.
Rosi: Good, I'm glad to hear it. And I wish to God he'd either change his ringtone or put it on silent. If my phone kept going off, everyone would have a right barney at me. And not just because my ringtone's 'Lovefool' by the Cardigans.
Me: That's his work landline. I'm hungry alreay, dude. This is not good.
Rosi: Have a cuppa, or a yoghurt or something?
Me: I have a cuppa, and I might eat my banana. I brought it for this time of day as it is. Bah! I forgot my cottage cheese!
Rosi: Buy some at Tesco? I love cottage cheest. And cream cheese. Oh man, dairy-free times blow.
Me: Are you off dairy then? I'm apparently off breadstuffs, but I'm not sure how long it will last, for I am already hungry. I would buy cottage cheese at Tesco, except I bought some on Saturday and it's in the fridge at home!
Rosi: I'm only off dairy temporarily - i.e. this morning because I don't have any dairy foodstuffs on me. If there was a carton of cottage cheese in the fridge (speshly with pineapple), you can bet your ass I would wolf it down. I want dairy now you've said it! May have to go and buy some cottage cheese from the shop after work and eat it in a lecture whilst avoiding weird looks.
Me: Sod the weird looks... Cottage cheese is made of WIN! I prefer plain cottage cheese to that with pineapple though.
Rosi: Oh really? Noooo dude, cottage cheese with pineapple and optional jam is epic win! Yummmmmm <3 I like the chives one too. Oh, sod it, I just love dairy. I suddenly understand why cows are holy in Hinduism, for they provide dairy to the people. Vishnu loves his Dairylea.
Me: I completely think you are ruining sacred foodstuffs by adding jam to it. Semolina and tapioca are allowed jam. Toast is allowed jam. Hells, even jam tarts are allowed jam, but NOT cottage cheese!
Rosi: How isn't it allowed jam?!?!?! Cheese and jam is a combination of WIN! Creamy plus sweet and fruity = deliciousness!
Me: Dude, my dad does cheese and jam, therefore it is a combination made of fail. Granted he does cheddar cheese and blackcurrant jam... On cream crackers. I think he is crackers. Peanut butter on Tuc biscuits, hoever, is the food of gods!
Rosi: Ahahaha, see that's different. Seriously, try it next time you have cottage cheese. Mix it in - usually results in pink deliciousness! And peanut butter - nomnomnomnomnomnomnom. Crunchy or smooth?
Me: I refuse to try it. I just REFUSE! As for peanut butter on Tuc, smooth.
Rosi: Smooth all the way. I could very easily eat peanut butter with a spoon - matter of fact, I was doing it last night. Gotta love hormonal cravings. And fine - if you don't want to experience a taste EXPLOSION, don't try it. Missing out! Have you seen me with short hair on Facebook? PS - Nice Bridget tribute. I adore her :D
Me: I am partial to crunchy on toast. I will look at you with short hair on facebook soon... Honest. Bridget is just awesome. I'm following her on twitter now...
Rosi: ABS = biggest kissass ever. Ugh. Cringe.
Me: I told Roz and Sal that on Friday! I HATE HIM!
Rosi: What did they say? Oh dear lord, when S was just over here, he was trying to be so mature and grown up. Trying to bond over 24, even going so far as to look up pictures and trailers online when S was right there to talk about it with her. I just wanted to scream at him to stop kissing ass. He's a nice guy, he just needs to stop trying to impress people, because it's not working and he comes off as arrogant.
Roz and Sal laughed at me, btw!
Me: He is on facebook constantly, I can see him from here! I've turned over a new leaf, so I'm allowed to complain...
Rosi: Ditto - Facebook hans't even been opened yet! Ok, it is only 10 to 9, but still, that's pretty good if you ask me. Is he staying here past October? Thus extending his work experience placement to 5 months?
Me: G's not in today (and verbally told Rosi that ABS is here for another month, about which we were rather angry)
Rosi: YES. Also, K owes £9.50 worth of hot beverages? Major lol.
Me: He very reluctantly paid up on Friday, after S told him he wasn't allowed any more tea or coffee until he paid up.
Rosi: Haha, S the food Nazi strikes again! I shall add that to the list of reasons why I dislike K.
Me: It's every single time there's a tea and coffee money request. He painly ignores it. On Fri he had a paddy after paying up and decided he will bring his own from now on.
Rosi: Good, I'm glad to hear it. And I wish to God he'd either change his ringtone or put it on silent. If my phone kept going off, everyone would have a right barney at me. And not just because my ringtone's 'Lovefool' by the Cardigans.
Me: That's his work landline. I'm hungry alreay, dude. This is not good.
Rosi: Have a cuppa, or a yoghurt or something?
Me: I have a cuppa, and I might eat my banana. I brought it for this time of day as it is. Bah! I forgot my cottage cheese!
Rosi: Buy some at Tesco? I love cottage cheest. And cream cheese. Oh man, dairy-free times blow.
Me: Are you off dairy then? I'm apparently off breadstuffs, but I'm not sure how long it will last, for I am already hungry. I would buy cottage cheese at Tesco, except I bought some on Saturday and it's in the fridge at home!
Rosi: I'm only off dairy temporarily - i.e. this morning because I don't have any dairy foodstuffs on me. If there was a carton of cottage cheese in the fridge (speshly with pineapple), you can bet your ass I would wolf it down. I want dairy now you've said it! May have to go and buy some cottage cheese from the shop after work and eat it in a lecture whilst avoiding weird looks.
Me: Sod the weird looks... Cottage cheese is made of WIN! I prefer plain cottage cheese to that with pineapple though.
Rosi: Oh really? Noooo dude, cottage cheese with pineapple and optional jam is epic win! Yummmmmm <3 I like the chives one too. Oh, sod it, I just love dairy. I suddenly understand why cows are holy in Hinduism, for they provide dairy to the people. Vishnu loves his Dairylea.
Me: I completely think you are ruining sacred foodstuffs by adding jam to it. Semolina and tapioca are allowed jam. Toast is allowed jam. Hells, even jam tarts are allowed jam, but NOT cottage cheese!
Rosi: How isn't it allowed jam?!?!?! Cheese and jam is a combination of WIN! Creamy plus sweet and fruity = deliciousness!
Me: Dude, my dad does cheese and jam, therefore it is a combination made of fail. Granted he does cheddar cheese and blackcurrant jam... On cream crackers. I think he is crackers. Peanut butter on Tuc biscuits, hoever, is the food of gods!
Rosi: Ahahaha, see that's different. Seriously, try it next time you have cottage cheese. Mix it in - usually results in pink deliciousness! And peanut butter - nomnomnomnomnomnomnom. Crunchy or smooth?
Me: I refuse to try it. I just REFUSE! As for peanut butter on Tuc, smooth.
Rosi: Smooth all the way. I could very easily eat peanut butter with a spoon - matter of fact, I was doing it last night. Gotta love hormonal cravings. And fine - if you don't want to experience a taste EXPLOSION, don't try it. Missing out! Have you seen me with short hair on Facebook? PS - Nice Bridget tribute. I adore her :D
Me: I am partial to crunchy on toast. I will look at you with short hair on facebook soon... Honest. Bridget is just awesome. I'm following her on twitter now...
Rosi: ABS = biggest kissass ever. Ugh. Cringe.
Me: I told Roz and Sal that on Friday! I HATE HIM!
Rosi: What did they say? Oh dear lord, when S was just over here, he was trying to be so mature and grown up. Trying to bond over 24, even going so far as to look up pictures and trailers online when S was right there to talk about it with her. I just wanted to scream at him to stop kissing ass. He's a nice guy, he just needs to stop trying to impress people, because it's not working and he comes off as arrogant.
Roz and Sal laughed at me, btw!