Things not to do at work
Whatever you do at work:
Don't... Eat apples or other annoyingly cruchy foods at your desk, even at lunchtime
Don't... Clip your fingernails
Don't... Complain about work to a friend seated in a cube environment (cus everyone *will* hear!!!!)
Don't... Write in LJ
Don't... Leave personal notes and lists facing up on your desk ("gee, what is she working on today? apparently drawing up a shopping list for Thanksgiving...")
Don't... Leave your personal cell phone on any ringer besides vibrate, and then go away for several hours while your spouse frantically tries to call you every 15 min
Don't... Wear tank-tops, short-sleeves, or heck, anything lighter than an Icelantic sweater cus it's fricking FREEZING in here
Don't... Kill or maim fellow employees, no matter how annoying they are
Don't... Fall asleep, no matter how extremely dull the legal gibberish you're reading is
Don't... Frequent the vending machine, especially since Halloween was just last week (course, there's no such thing as too much chocolate)
Don't... Eat apples or other annoyingly cruchy foods at your desk, even at lunchtime
Don't... Clip your fingernails
Don't... Complain about work to a friend seated in a cube environment (cus everyone *will* hear!!!!)
Don't... Write in LJ
Don't... Leave personal notes and lists facing up on your desk ("gee, what is she working on today? apparently drawing up a shopping list for Thanksgiving...")
Don't... Leave your personal cell phone on any ringer besides vibrate, and then go away for several hours while your spouse frantically tries to call you every 15 min
Don't... Wear tank-tops, short-sleeves, or heck, anything lighter than an Icelantic sweater cus it's fricking FREEZING in here
Don't... Kill or maim fellow employees, no matter how annoying they are
Don't... Fall asleep, no matter how extremely dull the legal gibberish you're reading is
Don't... Frequent the vending machine, especially since Halloween was just last week (course, there's no such thing as too much chocolate)