May 16, 2006 08:35
May 22nd: Fly to Orlando
May 24th: Fly back to Denver, with Nicki
May ...um, something: Begin trek down to Daytona. Try not to go insane on the Kansas leg (note: Presence of Nicki will aid in this greatly).
After that: Find a friggin' job. Most definitely with benefits.
...yeah, that's foolproof, right?