What would you do if... I cried: Hug you and ask what was wrong I asked you to help: I'd help I killed myself: I'd die too I died from natural causes: See above I said I liked you: I'd laugh I kissed you: Oh baby ;) I started smoking: I'd tell you SMOKING IS BAD! I ran away from home: Run with you I got in a fight and you were there: Beat up that bitch aka knock her out with my boobs
What do you think about my... Personality: Amazing Eyes: Eye love 'em (ha ha ha) Face: Pretty Hair: Prettyyyyyyy Clothes: Little ;) Voice: Singing voice is BAD Humor: Funnyyy Choice of music: Bad Mannerisms: Good? Family: Nice
Would you... Be my friend: Durr Tell me the truth, no matter what: Yep Lie to make me feel better: No Spread rumors about me: No kiss me: Oh baby all night long have sex with me: See above Keep a secret if I told you one: Yes Loan me some cash: Yes Hold my hand: Sure Take a bullet for me: Yes Keep in touch: Yes Try and solve my problems: Yes Marry me: That's not legal because of your fucking douche bag president Really truely love me: As a friend
I cried: Hug you and ask what was wrong
I asked you to help: I'd help
I killed myself: I'd die too
I died from natural causes: See above
I said I liked you: I'd laugh
I kissed you: Oh baby ;)
I started smoking: I'd tell you SMOKING IS BAD!
I ran away from home: Run with you
I got in a fight and you were there: Beat up that bitch aka knock her out with my boobs
What do you think about my...
Personality: Amazing
Eyes: Eye love 'em (ha ha ha)
Face: Pretty
Hair: Prettyyyyyyy
Clothes: Little ;)
Voice: Singing voice is BAD
Humor: Funnyyy
Choice of music: Bad
Mannerisms: Good?
Family: Nice
Would you...
Be my friend: Durr
Tell me the truth, no matter what: Yep
Lie to make me feel better: No
Spread rumors about me: No
kiss me: Oh baby all night long
have sex with me: See above
Keep a secret if I told you one: Yes
Loan me some cash: Yes
Hold my hand: Sure
Take a bullet for me: Yes
Keep in touch: Yes
Try and solve my problems: Yes
Marry me: That's not legal because of your fucking douche bag president
Really truely love me: As a friend
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