Eeek!
Killed a bug killed a bug killed a bug oh my god. It was huge, and flying, and black, and like, I don't even KNOW. It terrified the ever livin' shit out of me, no lie. And of COURSE IT HAD TO BE IN MY GODDAMN ROOM! That's where all the fucking bugs like to hang out at, it's definitely a curse, that or God hates me. But I killed it with this awesome bug spray, it's um *looks at label* Ortho Home Defense MAX, yeah, caps mother fuckers. ...sigh, but now I have a dead bug on my carpet that I am NOT touching at all whatsoever.
Oh, there was also epic eeping and cussing involved. Something along the lines of, "*SEES BUG FLYING* EEP! *SPRAYS IT, WATCHES IT FALTER* DIE MOTHER FUCKER *SPRAYS IT AGAIN* WHY THE FUCK WON'T YOU DIE?!"
Fun times.
Not really.
Oh, there was also epic eeping and cussing involved. Something along the lines of, "*SEES BUG FLYING* EEP! *SPRAYS IT, WATCHES IT FALTER* DIE MOTHER FUCKER *SPRAYS IT AGAIN* WHY THE FUCK WON'T YOU DIE?!"
Fun times.
Not really.