Big ass cookies!
(I was going to title that Big ass titties, but then I realized it didn't make sense, and I hate the word titties, for fuck's sake, just say breasts! GOD! Oh, Tropic Thunder, you crack my shit up)
Guess who was baking again at midnight? If you guessed Julia, you would be correct. I wanted some cookies, so I baked myself some fucking cookies. Sad thing is, I'm really fucking terrible at baking cookies (at least the ones from the box, I've actually yet to make anything from scratch, I'm too scared!), like, they don't taste nasty or anything (can anybody really make something out of a box taste nasty?), I'm just bad when it comes to measuring them apart, so three inches becomes one inch, and they all meld together in the oven. And then you get one big ass cookie. That become big ass cookies, when you rip them apart. Fun! Also, honey makes everything taste better.
(Side note: Honey almost turned into honesty, that would've made the sentence sound weird...and kind of funny!)
My sleep schedule is fucked ten ways to Sunday, just so you all know. I can't stop staying up all night and sleeping all day, but I'm totally changing that tonight, if I can't go to sleep by a certain time, I'm just staying up allllll day. It should work. In theory, Lord knows I've done it before.
I would talk about the latest episode of RPM, but it pissed me off, so I won't. I'll just say this, DILLON STOP BEING SO GODDAMN MEAN TO K!
Preview Sunday is going to be fun, promise!
♥ you all!
Guess who was baking again at midnight? If you guessed Julia, you would be correct. I wanted some cookies, so I baked myself some fucking cookies. Sad thing is, I'm really fucking terrible at baking cookies (at least the ones from the box, I've actually yet to make anything from scratch, I'm too scared!), like, they don't taste nasty or anything (can anybody really make something out of a box taste nasty?), I'm just bad when it comes to measuring them apart, so three inches becomes one inch, and they all meld together in the oven. And then you get one big ass cookie. That become big ass cookies, when you rip them apart. Fun! Also, honey makes everything taste better.
(Side note: Honey almost turned into honesty, that would've made the sentence sound weird...and kind of funny!)
My sleep schedule is fucked ten ways to Sunday, just so you all know. I can't stop staying up all night and sleeping all day, but I'm totally changing that tonight, if I can't go to sleep by a certain time, I'm just staying up allllll day. It should work. In theory, Lord knows I've done it before.
I would talk about the latest episode of RPM, but it pissed me off, so I won't. I'll just say this, DILLON STOP BEING SO GODDAMN MEAN TO K!
Preview Sunday is going to be fun, promise!
♥ you all!