and THEN
mama put me in a BOX and I was bumped and jiggled around in the dark noisy place and then there were all these strange smells and other cats and DOGS and I was scared and peed but there was no litterbox and then they stuck me with sharp things and held me and wouldn't let me MOVE and then it was the BOX and the dark noisy place all over again
terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day
they better be glad I'm not a vengeful type of kitty. when I conquer them all my rule shall be benevolent, despite the injuries of the past. I may be evil, but I'm not stupid. It is far easier to rule through love and cute, and save the terror and rapaciousness for small skittering things that I can pounce on and rip to shreds.
and... home now. quiet now. mama pets me. food and litterbox and sunbeam.
better now.
terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day
they better be glad I'm not a vengeful type of kitty. when I conquer them all my rule shall be benevolent, despite the injuries of the past. I may be evil, but I'm not stupid. It is far easier to rule through love and cute, and save the terror and rapaciousness for small skittering things that I can pounce on and rip to shreds.
and... home now. quiet now. mama pets me. food and litterbox and sunbeam.
better now.