Fic: Porcupine [1/1] Clark Kent(Superman, )Jason White (rated Teen)

[xenokattz]

Title: Porcupine (or If You Don't Want to Know the Answer, Don't Ask the Question)
Author: Katt (xenokattz)
Characters: Clark Kent (Superman), Jason White
Rating: Teen
Summary: Jason needs a question answered. Unfortunately.
Word Count: 340
Disclaimers and Author's Notes: Y helo thar community! I'm just dusting this place off with a weeee ficlet. As

Comments

[zoe_chan]

I love Jason and Clark. And--I have to say, this line: He was never going to get a girlfriend. made me start laughing so hard I went into a coughing fit. Oh, Jason--you are so insecure. And Lian, you are such a brat. And Clark--telling your middle schooler that "normal sex" is a societal construct is not helpful. I love this. Very awesome.

...More please?

New Cute and Glee always makes me flail happily.

[xenokattz]

And Clark--telling your middle schooler that "normal sex" is a societal construct is not helpful.
-- Jason's a little advanced for his age; it confuses Clark a bit. *L*

I'm trying to get a last hurrah before school starts. I have a feeling it'll be another Oxygen Variations. ;)

[zoe_chan]

I'm trying to get a last hurrah before school starts. I have a feeling it'll be another Oxygen Variations. ;)

Oh, you *do* love me!

[xenokattz]

Since you're ultimately the source of my DC interest, yes. Thi i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i s much.

[htbthomas]

This is adorable! How hilarious... :D

[xenokattz]

Hee! Thank you very much! I do so adore this little universe, no matter how many cavities it gives me.

*laughs*

[lilyoftheval5]

"You have to do it like porcupines."
Now there's a piece of wisdom one would never expect!!!
Thank you.

Re: *laughs*

[xenokattz]

You're very welcome! I'm glad you enjoyed it. In hindsight, the porcupine theory would apply to all scenarios, wouldn't it? ;)

[ljs_lj]

Heee! So cute, and poor Clark! This is one of those parental discussions the Man of Steel is deathly afraid of, but managed to handle quite well :)

[xenokattz]

*petpets Clark* He does manage to stumble along quite swimmingly, doesn't he? I wonder what he'd be like with a daughter. *L* Thanks for the feedback!

[rocaw]

Awww, this is so cute!!

Love that Lian was the source of all this wonderful and amusing blushing! ;)