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Hellooooo to all of you out there in internet land. How are all my people doing. As you all know, I pretty much rule at life, so I am doing good.
I just got done watching The Dead Poet's Society. If you have never seen it, then you should go view this flick. Now.
Ok, on to the ramblings of yesteryear. My brother is getting a house, he should find out today or tomorrow if he got it at the price he offered. He should tho, he offered the asking price and there arent any other offers on the house as of yet. He wants me to come move in with him and live in either one of the extra bedrooms or the basement. The basement isnt finished yet (it is a brand new house, nobody has lived there before) so that is why he offered me one of the bedrooms. I am thinking about it very much, because I really dont want to be living in my parents house anymore. I would actually like to get my own apartment or something, but I cant afford that by myself right now. So I might be going from the guy living in his parents basement to the guy living in his brothers basement. I could be like Adam Sandler in the wedding singer, except for the fact that I have a real job and I cant sing. Also, my girlfriend isnt crazy and I wont hook up with an engaged chick. Movie plots can be so ridiculous sometimes.
Sometimes I wish I had my own theme music whenever I went somewhere. Like when I walked into someones house or something. I open the door and in kicks my theme music, which would kick ass. It would have to be something that started off slow and then just busted into some sweet ass music or something. Like in the movies when they start playing slow music and then it gets louder and faster, you know something awesome and/or amazing is going to happen. That would make me cooler than I already am.
So, how many of you out there made New Year's Resolutions? If you did, what are some of your resolutions and how long do you think you will be able to abide by them? I myself dont make New Year's Resolutions because I know I wont follow them for very long, if I follow them at all. Instead, I have mid-spring resolutions, or end of summer resolutions. Mid-spring are usually to start getting in shape, start running, working out, etc. Also I make resolutions such as moving out, or being less lazy. End of summer resolutions tend to be to save more money for winter, to clean my room more often, to start preparing myself for winter, and to get in shape and be less lazy. I make the same resolutions every mid-spring and every end of summer, and I have yet to accomplish any of them. I know, what you are all saying. Those are just New Years Resolutions, but you dont plan on them until mid-spring and end of summer. You are probably right, but by not having New Years Resolutions and instead having mid-spring and end of summer resolutions, I break my resolutions up through out the year and dont think about them until about mid-spring and end of summer, thereby giving myself a few months to not break any resolutions and not feel guilty come February.
Alrighty, new topic. Today I realized how much of a typical male that I am. Me and another guy at work gave new references to certain times throughout the end of the work day to make it suck less. We work from 7am until 5pm everyday. Usually when we get back from lunch we really just want to get the day over with so we can get out of there. Being males of course, we put a male twist on the times, and reference them off a female body part. We now call certain times different breast sizes. Here is the breakdown.
Lunch = Bandaids (Smallest boobs possible requiring only bandaids to cover them)
Back from lunch = Training bra
3:30 = A Cups
4:00 = B Cups
4:30 = C Cups
4:45 = D Cups
5:00 = DD Cups
These are the main time slots. Occasionally when asked what time it is, one of us might say "It's quarter to B cups right now" when it is 3:45, or we might say "It's almost A Cups when it is after 3:00. I know it is pathetic and ridiculous, but it helps to make it through the day.
WOW, I just realized how long this entry is. I doubt anyone will read any of this, let alone make it to the end, but if you do end up sticking with me through this whole entry, I thank you dearly.
"Eliv Thade"
I just got done watching The Dead Poet's Society. If you have never seen it, then you should go view this flick. Now.
Ok, on to the ramblings of yesteryear. My brother is getting a house, he should find out today or tomorrow if he got it at the price he offered. He should tho, he offered the asking price and there arent any other offers on the house as of yet. He wants me to come move in with him and live in either one of the extra bedrooms or the basement. The basement isnt finished yet (it is a brand new house, nobody has lived there before) so that is why he offered me one of the bedrooms. I am thinking about it very much, because I really dont want to be living in my parents house anymore. I would actually like to get my own apartment or something, but I cant afford that by myself right now. So I might be going from the guy living in his parents basement to the guy living in his brothers basement. I could be like Adam Sandler in the wedding singer, except for the fact that I have a real job and I cant sing. Also, my girlfriend isnt crazy and I wont hook up with an engaged chick. Movie plots can be so ridiculous sometimes.
Sometimes I wish I had my own theme music whenever I went somewhere. Like when I walked into someones house or something. I open the door and in kicks my theme music, which would kick ass. It would have to be something that started off slow and then just busted into some sweet ass music or something. Like in the movies when they start playing slow music and then it gets louder and faster, you know something awesome and/or amazing is going to happen. That would make me cooler than I already am.
So, how many of you out there made New Year's Resolutions? If you did, what are some of your resolutions and how long do you think you will be able to abide by them? I myself dont make New Year's Resolutions because I know I wont follow them for very long, if I follow them at all. Instead, I have mid-spring resolutions, or end of summer resolutions. Mid-spring are usually to start getting in shape, start running, working out, etc. Also I make resolutions such as moving out, or being less lazy. End of summer resolutions tend to be to save more money for winter, to clean my room more often, to start preparing myself for winter, and to get in shape and be less lazy. I make the same resolutions every mid-spring and every end of summer, and I have yet to accomplish any of them. I know, what you are all saying. Those are just New Years Resolutions, but you dont plan on them until mid-spring and end of summer. You are probably right, but by not having New Years Resolutions and instead having mid-spring and end of summer resolutions, I break my resolutions up through out the year and dont think about them until about mid-spring and end of summer, thereby giving myself a few months to not break any resolutions and not feel guilty come February.
Alrighty, new topic. Today I realized how much of a typical male that I am. Me and another guy at work gave new references to certain times throughout the end of the work day to make it suck less. We work from 7am until 5pm everyday. Usually when we get back from lunch we really just want to get the day over with so we can get out of there. Being males of course, we put a male twist on the times, and reference them off a female body part. We now call certain times different breast sizes. Here is the breakdown.
Lunch = Bandaids (Smallest boobs possible requiring only bandaids to cover them)
Back from lunch = Training bra
3:30 = A Cups
4:00 = B Cups
4:30 = C Cups
4:45 = D Cups
5:00 = DD Cups
These are the main time slots. Occasionally when asked what time it is, one of us might say "It's quarter to B cups right now" when it is 3:45, or we might say "It's almost A Cups when it is after 3:00. I know it is pathetic and ridiculous, but it helps to make it through the day.
WOW, I just realized how long this entry is. I doubt anyone will read any of this, let alone make it to the end, but if you do end up sticking with me through this whole entry, I thank you dearly.
"Eliv Thade"