Missing Porn!!!

Oct 03, 2005 19:08

The case of the missing porn is now in session.

Last week, my girlfriend and I decided to buy a pornographic dvd from the pornographic store. We watched it Tuesday night and then went to bed. I shut off the movie, but left it in my dvd player, and left the case opened up on the floor in front of my tv. There it remained until Saturday, or so I thought. The case was still there all week, and Saturday when I was getting ready to head out to Eastern I decided "Hey, I should probably put this away." So I picked up the case and pressed the eject button on my dvd player. It opened up, but the dvd was not present. I pondered this for a moment and thought "Where the hell could it be." So I searched the general area and even opened up cd cases and other dvd cases in my room. No luck. It isnt here. So I briefly searched my little brothers room and didnt find anything. Since I was heading out of town I didnt look hard. I asked my brother and cousin if they might have taken a dvd out of my player (without mentioning it was porn). They both said no, so I left.

That night, I asked Ashley if she might have grabbed it and took it back to school with her. She told me she hadn't. Fast forward to today (Monday). I came home from work for lunch today and asked my sister if she had it. She said no, and helped me search my brother's room again. We didnt find the missing dvd, but I did find another one of my pornographic dvds hidden under some folders and magazines in a drawer in his room.

My mom confronted him about it when he got home from school today (I was still at work). He claims he didnt take either one of them and doesnt know how that one would be hidden in a drawer in his room. He then said it could have been one of his friends or my cousin that stayed last weekend. I dont buy either.

Hopefully soon I will find the missing porn and end this case.
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