Life according to porn
1. I have spent the last week walking around the apartment (in my pjs, when possible) repeating scientific terms to myself in the attempt to pass a test I have on Friday. My housemate might think I've gone mad by this point since he keeps walking in on me in the kitchen with pens in my mouth, writing up my arms, and muttering about seizures and psychotic breaks.
2. At 5am this morning I got double penetrated while dressed up as a WoW Dark Elf. No one try to tell me that porn isn't hilarious. (The WoW porn you won't be seeing for a long while as it's part of a fantastically hilarious and sexy web series. I'll let you know when it hits the net.)
3. Me = Have to stop playing WoW or I'm going to fail this test.
xoxo
Wren
2. At 5am this morning I got double penetrated while dressed up as a WoW Dark Elf. No one try to tell me that porn isn't hilarious. (The WoW porn you won't be seeing for a long while as it's part of a fantastically hilarious and sexy web series. I'll let you know when it hits the net.)
3. Me = Have to stop playing WoW or I'm going to fail this test.
xoxo
Wren