I have cleaned up a lot of mess in my time but...
Why do people come to a fast-food restaurant to do the most enormous shites? I don't mind clearing up skid-marks or even when blokes miss the urinal/bog/sink but OMG this one took the biscuit. It seemed like some guy's arse had literally exploded with shit. When his arse detonated, some went into the pan, most over the seat, some onto the floor and some on the wall.
To give him a tiny bit of credit he had tried to clean up a little after himself but I was confronted with stench and brown smears all around the white plastic toilet seat upon doing my bog rounds of an evening.
I have cleaned up animal faeces on an industrial scale and any amount of bodily fluids from younger and older adults but somehow this shit smeared toilet cubicle nearly defeated me.
It didn't in the end, but sadly I lost my lunch in the process.
To give him a tiny bit of credit he had tried to clean up a little after himself but I was confronted with stench and brown smears all around the white plastic toilet seat upon doing my bog rounds of an evening.
I have cleaned up animal faeces on an industrial scale and any amount of bodily fluids from younger and older adults but somehow this shit smeared toilet cubicle nearly defeated me.
It didn't in the end, but sadly I lost my lunch in the process.