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[jarethrake]

I just found five porn magazines in the toilets.

I don't really want to think about that one too much.

Comments

[ladyelysium]

So that's where I left them :(

[jarethrake]

;p

I'm betting it was a either a teenager or someone with some really weird kinks. Why would you leave them behind? I've never bought porn, but I'd imagine that was a good £15-20 worth. Bet he's kicking himself now.

[smammers]

Do you work someplace that sells porn? I work at a bookstore, so my first thought was that they were never paid for and somebody brought them in there to wank to, again.

[jarethrake]

McDonalds.

[jarethrake]

I want to live in that world.

[dv8nation]

I found some underwear in the toilets once. Never thought I'd hope it was just shoplifters.

[lots42]

And I bet a trashcan was right there.

[dv8nation]

Yep.

[maiira]

I think Stephen King has a short story about a pair of shoes left in a bathroom. I don't even remember anything else about it...just that the shoes were there and were all creepy.

[jarethrake]

The main character kept seeing them under the door of a stall, every time he went in, for months on end. They started to have more and more dead flies around them. One day, he opened the door and...

[ravenmist7]

Oh boy...Mr. Flibbles must be very cross about that. ;)
And...ew.

[jarethrake]

He is. We shall have to grovel to the King of the Potatoes.

[lurkerlynne]

I have a magic carpet! Little three seater.