Coupon fun! =D
My store had a special 40% off coupon that applies to only ONE book you purchase. I adore those coupons. Keeps the company in business, however....the coupon clearly states you can only use it once and on one book. And older lady walks up to me and it kind of proceeds like this:
Me: Yo
OL: Older lady
Me: How are you today?
OL: Fine, yeah, I want to do two separate transactions because I have two coupons.
Me: You can only use one, sorry about that.
OL: (Here she starts with the neck twists and snotty voice) Well why did my friend use two the other day?
Me: I don't know. I just know you aren't allowed to use more than one.
OL: (Huffs and puffs (but doesn't blow the house down) and tosses the other book aside) Fine! Then use it on that one! (Eye rolls and hands on hips and everything.)
Me: Alright I just need your membership card.
OL: NOW I Need a membership card to use it?! *Shock, amaze!*
Me: *mentally rubbing forehead* Well, yes...it says members only....and you wouldn't have gotten this coupon if you weren't a member...I just need your information and I can look you up in the system.
OL: (Rattles off information before I can even type)
Me: Can you repeat that pleases?
OL: (Rattles off slower but jumbles it together)
Me: Ma'am...I can't hear you...
OL: (Proceeds to speak to me like I'm slow which really irritates me)
So I look up her information, she's not in our system. I tell her this.
OL: (Snatchs her book and coupon) Let me go to someone who isn't an idiot (And thus storms off).
Yeah....you have a nice day. Next please!
Me: Yo
OL: Older lady
Me: How are you today?
OL: Fine, yeah, I want to do two separate transactions because I have two coupons.
Me: You can only use one, sorry about that.
OL: (Here she starts with the neck twists and snotty voice) Well why did my friend use two the other day?
Me: I don't know. I just know you aren't allowed to use more than one.
OL: (Huffs and puffs (but doesn't blow the house down) and tosses the other book aside) Fine! Then use it on that one! (Eye rolls and hands on hips and everything.)
Me: Alright I just need your membership card.
OL: NOW I Need a membership card to use it?! *Shock, amaze!*
Me: *mentally rubbing forehead* Well, yes...it says members only....and you wouldn't have gotten this coupon if you weren't a member...I just need your information and I can look you up in the system.
OL: (Rattles off information before I can even type)
Me: Can you repeat that pleases?
OL: (Rattles off slower but jumbles it together)
Me: Ma'am...I can't hear you...
OL: (Proceeds to speak to me like I'm slow which really irritates me)
So I look up her information, she's not in our system. I tell her this.
OL: (Snatchs her book and coupon) Let me go to someone who isn't an idiot (And thus storms off).
Yeah....you have a nice day. Next please!