Say what!?

[_coffee_bean_]

Alright, so I am a big girl. I know this. I love this, and I don't care what people think. But Jesus.. this girl pissed me off

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[crashclash]

oh my god. i can't believe people. ):

[_coffee_bean_]

Some people are just bitches. I'm used to it. I have gotten to the point where, frankly, I don't care. Yeah, it hurts a bit, but they're assholes for pointing something very obvious out.

[_coffee_bean_]

"Heh, I just made fun of a fat chick!"
"You know, I can lose weight, but you can't cure ugly =D"

[wyattkelly]

MOre to the point, you can't cure stupid. I'm sorry that you had an idiot making fun of you.:P

[mordant]

It's NEVER Lupus.

[seethingheathen]

Something like that happened to me when I worked at the sex shop. These two underage-looking boys came in, so I asked them for ID. Of course, they didn't have it. Their reply when I told them to GTFO? "At least I'm not fat!"

Yes, I may be a fatty, but I'm not the one trying to sneak in and fondle dildoes....

[_coffee_bean_]

Haha, fuckin' jerk offs.

[seethingheathen]

Literally.

[kamlarthegreat]

"No but you just got denied access to a sex shop...who's the bigger loser here,hmm?"

[aethwolf]

A much more amusing response would've been to get that hungry look in your eyes (you know, the kind fatties get at the scent of a ham fresh out of the oven) and then run straight at her, plowing her over and taking a few bites out of her. Maybe with some predatory screeches thrown in for good measure.

[_coffee_bean_]

"*turns around* Oh..my..god... has anyone ever told you how..tasty.. you look in that ketchup covered tanktop... I could jus'.. eat you up... *stomache growls*"

[lintilla]

*dies laughing* That exchange just made my day. Consider yourselves metaquotes'd.

[magnoire]

Then she would get *Mad Cow Disease*

[ourcarscollide]

Geez the nerve of people .. it's beyond comprehension.