Homeland Security WTF
Dear Crazy Lady:
I'm sorry you can't figure out how to get your "Homeland Security Device" to work [exactly what is a Homeland Security Device, anyway? Does it detect lurking turrists and a-rabs and nucular bombs?] but I assure you, you didn't buy it from me. Nor did you purchase it in my "area".
I'm the portrait photographer, in the portrait studio. We sell plenty of canvases, 16 X 20s, photo puzzles and even hockey pucks, but we definitely do not deal in "Homeland Security Devices".
Do not tell me to "Be quiet and listen" to you when I attempt to interrupt your long winded schpeal about your purchase; I'm trying to get back to my real job as I have two customers waiting and film to be changed. I'm TRYING to give you the number to the main store, so they can deal with your lunacy and in the process maybe even help you out a little. I promise promise promise there's nothing I can do to help you.
Do you want the number to the photo lab, as perhaps you as well as many previous customers have mistaken us for them? No, I'm not trying to get out of helping you, I'm trying to find you someone who can. No lady I PROMISE YOU DIDN'T FIND THAT STUPID THING IN MY "AREA" MY "AREA" IS LOCATED DIRECTLY BETWEEN THE BUGGIES AND THE DOOR GREETERS AND UNLESS YOU FUCKING WON THAT THING OUT OF A CRANE GAME YOU IN NO WAY SHAPE OR FORM GOT IT FROM MY "AREA".
And even if you did, you know what? I wouldn't be able to do a damn thing about it because I am not an employee of Main Store, nor do I know anything about Main Store's products or procedures. My company merely leases out studio space from Main Store. No I am not lying to you to get out of answering your questions or to swindle you.
Go ahead and call Consumer Reports. And while you're at it you can call the Main Store number so they can help you. It is 6-
Ok, well, you just hung up on me. Here's hoping the turrists get you.
-Not A Vendor of Homeland Security Devices.
I'm sorry you can't figure out how to get your "Homeland Security Device" to work [exactly what is a Homeland Security Device, anyway? Does it detect lurking turrists and a-rabs and nucular bombs?] but I assure you, you didn't buy it from me. Nor did you purchase it in my "area".
I'm the portrait photographer, in the portrait studio. We sell plenty of canvases, 16 X 20s, photo puzzles and even hockey pucks, but we definitely do not deal in "Homeland Security Devices".
Do not tell me to "Be quiet and listen" to you when I attempt to interrupt your long winded schpeal about your purchase; I'm trying to get back to my real job as I have two customers waiting and film to be changed. I'm TRYING to give you the number to the main store, so they can deal with your lunacy and in the process maybe even help you out a little. I promise promise promise there's nothing I can do to help you.
Do you want the number to the photo lab, as perhaps you as well as many previous customers have mistaken us for them? No, I'm not trying to get out of helping you, I'm trying to find you someone who can. No lady I PROMISE YOU DIDN'T FIND THAT STUPID THING IN MY "AREA" MY "AREA" IS LOCATED DIRECTLY BETWEEN THE BUGGIES AND THE DOOR GREETERS AND UNLESS YOU FUCKING WON THAT THING OUT OF A CRANE GAME YOU IN NO WAY SHAPE OR FORM GOT IT FROM MY "AREA".
And even if you did, you know what? I wouldn't be able to do a damn thing about it because I am not an employee of Main Store, nor do I know anything about Main Store's products or procedures. My company merely leases out studio space from Main Store. No I am not lying to you to get out of answering your questions or to swindle you.
Go ahead and call Consumer Reports. And while you're at it you can call the Main Store number so they can help you. It is 6-
Ok, well, you just hung up on me. Here's hoping the turrists get you.
-Not A Vendor of Homeland Security Devices.