Lies make the baby jesus cry

[realmjit]

I work for a supermarket chain which also has its own chain of gas stations. the gas stations are both a department of the main store, yet independent. The gas station is a separate building from the main store. I work as a cashier in the main store

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[hoppytoad79]

And I'm sure the manager gave him some BS line about how he'll talk to you about being more careful in the future and yaddayaddayadda, and he'll talk to you later about what a dick the guy was and not to worry about it. ;) At least, I hope that's how it goes.

Shame on the jerk for scaring the kidlet. Loved your line about having a gag reflex. snerk

[realmjit]

I do have a somewhat shallow gag reflex, and men of a certain ethnic persuasion are rumored to have larger-than-average genitals...

[hoppytoad79]

*falls over laughing and snickering* You should conference with a good friend of mine on that. She has experience with various nationalities and ethnicities.

[seeress_of_kell]

Gas station customers seem to have a higher capacity for rational thought.

Please, please send THOSE gas station customers my way! It seems the ones I get have zero capacity for rational thought.

[lots42]

Thought, shmot. I just want ones who don't actively try to kill themselves or others.

[realmjit]

what I meant was that they don't argue prices. They pay for gas, they show ID to the unfamiliar cashier when they buy cigs. No issues over what's not on sale.

There's also about 10 other gas stations in this two-horse town, and the main store is the only supermarket in a 5-mile radius.

[tallizen]

I think i would of asked him to see his ID then. and called one of the store managers from the Meijers to come out there. Most stores are not required to take 100 dollar bills if the till can not break it. I know Meijers might be diffrent but most Gas Stations have signs saying no 50's and 100's to keep the till low in case of robbery..

SOunds like some thing from clerks where Dante says this is my day off...

[realmjit]

nope, we take them all the time. we have a safe to keep the till low. and this town in in the middle of nowhere. armed robberies don't happen here.

[realmjit]

also, the idea that we can't break a hundred is ludicrous. It was meant to be part of the joke.

[hermioneann]

CfH doesn't like my attitude, presumably because my lips aren't wrapped around his dick. Sorry dude, but I have a gag reflex

somehow, I doubt the gag reflex would matter, as his attitude was clearly in compensation for something...

[asoneill]

You win!

[butterflyangels]

major icon love

[asoneill]

Thanks! Just made it this morning! :P