Somebody's post about returned porn reminded me of this story.
About a year ago, at the drugstore I work in, a guy brought back a DVD player he'd bought. Now, there was a little confusion with him not having the receipt, but he went out and got it and brought it back so that was just fine. He said he bought the Lion King for his son to watch, and it didn't play at all, so he was returning it because it didn't work.
Of course, when we opened the DVD player after he'd left... welllll....
Yeah. Ever wonder if it was the DISC's fault your DVD player wouldn't work?