In Which An Attempt At The Masque Planning Committee Turns Into Strange Shenanigans
Posted 'cause I'm procrastinating. :3
Young!Eddie (11:39:20 PM): [Eddie would like to know why he is here. Really.]
Young!Hollis (11:39:57 PM): [Hollis is also confused. he doesn't really do planning committees. or committees.]
Young!Adrian (11:40:07 PM): [Adrian thinks he knows and is pretty sure he himself is the reason.] Who else do you suppose is coming?
Young!Eddie (11:41:22 PM): [Eddie is pretty sure that's right.] I dunno.
Young!Adrian (11:42:06 PM): Oh, hi Hollis. How's life?
Young!Hollis (11:42:58 PM): Hey.
Young!Hollis (11:43:11 PM): Not bad? I'm not sure how I got roped into this though...
Young!Adrian (11:43:33 PM): [mouth twitches with repressed giggles] I'm magnetic.
Young!Hollis (11:44:03 PM): [laughs] I guess.
Young!Adrian (11:46:32 PM): It's practically my job. And also, I can make people do things. So. Gentlemen. Who's making decorations?
Young!Hollis (11:47:40 PM): Uh.
Young!Hollis (11:47:48 PM): Is there a theme? Like...beyond masque?
Young!Adrian (11:49:02 PM): I don't know, ought I to think of one?
Young!Eddie (11:49:27 PM): Can't you just buy decorations or some shit?
Young!Adrian (11:51:29 PM): [looks horrified] Eddie, has being in my home done nothing for your aesthetic sensibilities?
Mr. Blake (11:52:30 PM): *is there for Rolf's molesting pleasure*
Young!Eddie (11:52:32 PM): Well it's not like we're going to be buying TVs and putting them everywhere...
Mr. Muller (11:54:19 PM): *LEANS BACK AGAINST THE WALL, A SMILE TUGGING AT HIS LIPS AS HE EYE RAPES BLAKE'S HAIRY FORM. HE DOES A CAT WHISTLE TO GET HIS ATTENTION* BLAKE, DIDN'T THINK YOU'D BE HERE >:3
Young!Adrian (11:54:25 PM): Oh, go you, now Hollis knows.
Young!Hollis (11:54:46 PM): You have....TVs everywhere?
Young!Hollis (11:54:51 PM): [confused]
Young!Adrian (11:55:54 PM): Just on one wall. [bluuuush]
Young!Hollis (11:56:53 PM): ....For decoration?
Mr. Blake (11:56:55 PM): *He cringes and slowly turns around* I...got caught smoking...again...I'm not here by choice. What the hell are you doing here...? *he watches him like he's a man with an uzi in a packed room full of 2nd graders*
Young!Eddie (11:57:25 PM): They work.
Young!Hollis (11:57:26 PM): [thinks it's probably not for decoration (well, not only for decoration)]
Young!Adrian (11:57:34 PM): No, for utility. Seriously. [To Eddie:] Good going.
Young!Eddie (11:58:07 PM): Sorry, I forgot he was here!
Young!Eddie (11:58:12 PM): ...No offense, or anything...
Young!Hollis (11:58:45 PM): [scratches the back of his neck, awkward] ....No problem.
Young!Adrian (11:59:11 PM): It's fine, it's fine. [sighs] I just you know, I'm trying to keep from being blatant about my evil genius-ness. [giggles]
Mr. Muller (11:59:17 PM): FILLING IN FOR ZANDT. *SWAGGERS OVER TO HIM, LICKING HIS LIPS PREDATORILY* VELL, AT LEAST DIS VON'T BE A COMPLETE VASTE OF TIME, JA? *GRABS HIS CHIN AND RUNS A THUMB OVER HIS LIPS*
Young!Hollis (11:59:58 PM): It's ok. I think Ed's blatantness overshadows yours....
Young!Adrian (12:00:15 AM): Well, Ed says things like, "I'm an evil genius." Which helps.
Young!Eddie (12:00:26 AM): ...are you guys going to have an evil genius fight?
Young!Eddie (12:00:31 AM): Because that would be... interesting.
Young!Adrian (12:00:40 AM): [giggles more] What do you mean by that?
Mr. Blake (12:02:26 AM): *He recoils in barely hidden disgust* Yeeeaaahhhh...so uh...*he steps back some more* what are we planning again? *chews on a toothpick, looking pissed as hell with a pen tucked in ontop of his ear.*
Mr. Blake (12:02:41 AM): *Blake dgaf about school happenings*
Young!Eddie (12:03:06 AM): What, by 'evil genius fight'?
Young!Hollis (12:03:38 AM): [flatly:] Mudfighting. Obviously.
Mr. Muller (12:04:00 AM): FUCK IF I KNOW *PRESSES HIM AGAINST A WALL, TRAPPING HIM BY PRESSING HIS THICK ARMS ON EITHER SIDE OF HIM* DON'T PRETEND LIKE YOU CARE, BLAKE >:3
Young!Adrian (12:04:08 AM): Ha, yeah. Oh god mudfighting ewww.
Young!Eddie (12:06:08 AM): I don't really think that's either of your styles. He'll just wave around a magic wand and you'll use that voice.
Young!Adrian (12:06:38 AM): I am so happy about that voice.
Mr. Blake (12:06:41 AM): ...hey...I THINK I HEAR SOMEONE CALLING MY NAME!! *goes to move his arm but it is a solid brick of meat. He turns back to him with deer-in-headlights eyes* Look uh...let's make a deal here...I have my checkbook in my car...
Young!Eddie (12:07:41 AM): I figured.
Young!Adrian (12:08:20 AM): Well,I just had no idea I could do that. At all.
Mr. Muller (12:08:52 AM): *LEANS FORWARD AND SMELLS BLAKE'S NECK LIKE A CREEPER* I'M NOT HARD UP FOR CASH, BLAKE *GROWLS IN HIS EAR* I AM, HOWEVER, HARD FOR SOMEDING ELSE, IF YOU KNOW VHAT I'M SAYING HEHE...
Young!Eddie (12:09:11 AM): Adrian Veidt, selling himself short? Bloody world's ending.
Young!Adrian (12:10:01 AM): Oh fuck you. [he shoves Eddie's shoulder a bit, which is probably just an excuse to touch him]
Young!Eddie (12:11:24 AM): [Cheeky grin:] Tempting.
Young!Adrian (12:12:24 AM): [grins back] I thought we were going to be lowkey.
Mr. Blake (12:13:16 AM): ............................................................................yes...yes I do...I can...feel that very well actually...you know you're acting PRETTY unprofessional right now. THERE ARE CHILDREN AROUND.
Young!Adrian (12:14:58 AM): Blake, we're fine as long as he doesn't molest us.
Young!Adrian (12:15:05 AM): I'm barely paying attention to it at this point, honestly.
Young!Eddie (12:15:39 AM): Eh, that's boring. [And he has possession issues, but you know.]
Mr. Blake (12:16:02 AM): you...fucker...I will fucking throw you in detention of 11MILLION years
Young!Adrian (12:16:25 AM): I don't believe in detention, I've decided. Philosophically opposed.
Mr. Blake (12:16:34 AM): AND ITS MR. BLAKE
Young!Adrian (12:17:29 AM): [to Eddie:] Your older self needs to find another way to deal with his inadequacy issues.
Young!Eddie (12:17:36 AM): I'm gonna agree with him on this point, seeing as you've called me Blake.
Young!Eddie (12:17:48 AM): ...He had a shitty childhood?
Young!Adrian (12:18:16 AM): Oh, good point. Well, so did you, but I don't mind you.
Mr. Muller (12:18:41 AM): *SMILES AT THE STUDENTS, CUZ HE TOTES PROMISED NO MOLESTING FOR A WEEK IF THEY KEEP THEIR PIE-HOLES SHUT* SEE, BLAKE, VE ARE AS GOOD AS ALONE! *ROLLS HIS HIPS FOR EMPHASIS*
Young!Eddie (12:18:48 AM): Well, he didn't get disowned, either, due to the not-having-a-boyfriend part... so he was probably knocked around more.
Young!Adrian (12:19:49 AM): [Makes a small hissing sound] Fantastic. [Lightly and matter-of-factly:] Someday I am going to destroy your father's entire life.
Young!Eddie (12:20:39 AM): Bring me with you. I want to watch.
Mr. Blake (12:20:41 AM): OK ACTUALLY ITS MORE LIKE THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL TEACHERS BUT WHATEVER BECAUSE ROLF GET YOUR FUCKING ERECTION AWAY FROM ME!
Mr. Muller (12:23:19 AM): *GRABS HIS WRISTS AND PINS THEM ABOVE HIS HEAD* I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU MY BITCH, BLAKE!
Young!Adrian (12:24:07 AM): Well this is interesting. [to Eddie:] It is a shame we haven't any popcorn. Or do you find seeing this weird?
Young!Adrian (12:24:19 AM): I'm just faintly entertained.
Mr. Blake (12:25:04 AM): *He valiantly holds back a womanly scream* Wtf dude!? You are seriously a CREEPSTER!!!! *he is so incredibly pissed that his younger self won't even make a noise of protest. Won't this like fuck up the space-time anamoly and shit? WTF*
Young!Eddie (12:25:51 AM): Weird. It's weird. Plus he was groping me the other day. You really should talk to Heph about... I don't know, castrating him or something.
Young!Adrian (12:26:09 AM): He groped you?
Mr. Blake (12:26:12 AM): *He's not getting paid enough to watch over these fuckers.*
Young!Adrian (12:26:14 AM): [Adrian looks dangerous.]
Young!Eddie (12:26:18 AM): ...You were there.
Mr. Muller (12:26:27 AM): >: ( ROOD, YOUNG MAN. SHOULD NOT TALK ABOUT YOUR ELDERS IN SUCH VAYS!
Mr. Blake (12:26:40 AM): *The government couldn't pay him enough*
Young!Adrian (12:26:43 AM): Do you mean Müller or Blake?
Young!Eddie (12:26:48 AM): Muller.
Mr. Blake (12:27:05 AM): WHY THE FUCK WOULD I GROPE HIM??
Young!Adrian (12:27:10 AM): Oh, I didn't miss that. It was part of why I freaked.
Young!Adrian (12:27:18 AM): LOOK I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU PEOPLE.
Mr. Blake (12:27:28 AM): I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU
Mr. Blake (12:27:48 AM): I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU EITHER! *screams right in Rolf's face*
Young!Eddie (12:27:58 AM): I don't understand any of you and I'm the younger version of one of you and the... [makes a gesture at Adrian]
Mr. Muller (12:28:06 AM): *SWTITCHES TO HOLDING HIS WRISTS WITH ONE HAND, USING THE OTHER TO STROKE DOWN HIS CHEST AND SQUEEZE HIS NADS ROUGHLY* NOT LOOKING FOR UNDERSTANDING, BLAKE!
Young!Eddie (12:28:07 AM): You're all fucking nuts.
Young!Eddie (12:28:14 AM): But I should be used to it.
Young!Eddie (12:28:23 AM): It's exciting, at least.
Young!Adrian (12:28:46 AM): [blinks and looks away from the molestation] Jesus Christ. This is weird.
Mr. Blake (12:29:03 AM): ASDFGHJKL CAN YOU AT LEAST NOT FUCKING MOLEST ME IN FRONT OF MY YOUNGER SELF? I DON'T WANNA GROW UP INTO A PUSSY OR ANYTHING IN THE PAST-FUTURE
Young!Eddie (12:29:13 AM): I wish he would stop saying our name.
Mr. Muller (12:30:16 AM): *COCKS AND EYEBROW BUT NODS, GRABING BLAKE AND TUCKIN HIM UNDER ONE ARM LIKE A DOLL* OKAY, BOYS, UR ON YOUR OWN! *SMACKS VEIDT'S ASS ON THE WAY OUT* DON'T FORGET OUR DEAL NOW!
Mr. Blake (12:30:51 AM): DEAL!? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH EVERYONE!?
Young!Eddie (12:31:02 AM): Groping them.
Mr. Blake (12:31:07 AM): STOP THAT
Young!Adrian (12:31:22 AM): FUCK
Young!Adrian (12:31:31 AM): Oh my god I hate that man fucking touching me.
Young!Adrian (12:31:45 AM): [fumes]
Mr. Muller (12:31:52 AM): DON'T VORRY I JUST PROMISED TO STOP VITH THE GRAB ASS VITH THEM FOR A WEEK. VHICH I COULD STILL RETRACT *POINTS A FINGER AT THEM BOTH FOR EMPHASIS*
Mr. Blake (12:32:18 AM): ...*he just hangs there limply* Mother FUCKER...
Young!Adrian (12:32:19 AM): Müller, someday I am going to ruin you.
Mr. Muller (12:32:38 AM): TAKE A NUMBER, TWINK *WINKS AT HIM*
Young!Eddie (12:33:02 AM): Oh god he did not just say that.
Young!Eddie (12:33:15 AM): [also fumes]
Mr. Blake (12:33:33 AM): ... thanks guys...
Young!Adrian (12:33:40 AM): Apparently he did.
Mr. Muller (12:33:53 AM): *WALKS OUT AND THROWS BLAKE INTO A CONVEINENT CLOSET, LOCKING THE DOOR BEHIND THEM* NOW, VHERE VERE WE....>:3
Young!Eddie (12:34:21 AM): ...God I hope that is not my future.
Mr. Blake (12:34:48 AM): UHHH....OK. LISTEN. YOU'RE LIKE A FUCKING BEAST OK? I'VE GOTTEN THE SHIT KICKED OUTTA ME BEFORE, SO LET'S LIKE, GET THIS OVER WITH LIKE MEN ALRIGHT? JUST DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU NEED TO DO AND LET'S PART WAYS.
Young!Adrian (12:35:34 AM): [dryly:] I'm going to try to keep it from being your future, really.
Mr. Blake (12:35:43 AM): JUST LET ME HAVE THE ABILITY TO WALK PLEASE!
Mr. Blake (12:35:46 AM): That's all I ask
Mr. Muller (12:35:54 AM): DAS MOAR LIKE IT! *RIPS OFF BLAKES SHIRT AND PANTS/BOXERS, FLIPPING HIM OVER TO EXPOSE HIS FURRY, SQUARE ASS* CAN'T PROMISE DAT >:3
Young!Eddie (12:36:11 AM): Thoughtful of you.
Mr. Blake (12:36:26 AM): ASSHOLE! DON'T TOUCH MY FUCKING BALLS OR DICK OR I'LL SNIPE YOU IN THE MORNING
Young!Adrian (12:37:07 AM): I believe he owns several guns, there's at least that.
Mr. Muller (12:37:24 AM): *SIGHS* VHATEVER. BLAKE YOUR SUCH A FAG *KNEADS HIS ASS LIKE HE WANTS TO RIP IT OFF*
Young!Eddie (12:37:48 AM): Mm, true. And knows how to use them. I do, at least.
Young!Eddie (12:37:57 AM): Plus there's that whole "I was in the war" thing.
Mr. Blake (12:38:08 AM): FAG? I'm not the one raping other men!...you FAG. You better have some FUCKING lube in your pocket.
Young!Adrian (12:38:23 AM): Oh yeah, you were. How being in Vietnam works out for you I don't know.
Mr. Muller (12:38:46 AM): HEHE...VE VON'T BE NEEDING LUB TONIGHT, WHORE >:3 *SPREADS HIS ASS AND BENDS DOWN, LICKIN HIS ASSHOLE WITH HIS ROUGH TONGUE*
Young!Adrian (12:38:48 AM): . . .you know how to use a gun?
Mr. Blake (12:39:33 AM): *He screams so fucking loud it sounds like a fire alarm* YOU MOTHER FUCKERRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 *kicks out his legs, hoping to hit something vital, like his COCK, and break it*
Young!Eddie (12:39:46 AM): [Shrugs] Yeah. My old man wasn't always a complete asshole.
Mr. Muller (12:41:27 AM): *SMACKS HIS ASS SO HARD THERE'S A BRIGHT RED ROLF-SIZED HANDPRINT* DON'T STRUGGLE! ONLY MAKES THINGS VORSE *DIVES BACK DOWN TO SHOVE THAT CREEPILY LONG TONGUE INTO BLAKE'S MAN CUNT*
Young!Adrian (12:42:18 AM): Wow. Guns. [Adrian sighs thoughtfully, pretending the idea of Eddie with a gun is not sexy]
Mr. Blake (12:43:37 AM): *His face twists into horrified positions as his most personal of spaces is voilated by this fucking creeper. He wished at that moment that he could at least FART or something to get back at him.* FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU...
Mr. Muller (12:44:56 AM): MMMHMMM *CAN'T REALLY ANSWER CUZ HIS TONGUE IS KINDA BUSY TASTING BLAKE'S G-SPOT*
Young!Eddie (12:45:34 AM): Ha, yeah. I'm actually a pretty good shot, but I haven't touched one in... god, a while.
Mr. Blake (12:45:58 AM): WWWOOOOOOAAAAAAAAH GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY PROSTATE YOU SICK FUCK. JUST GET ON WITH IT!!! *squirms in horror*
Young!Adrian (12:46:29 AM): I'm philosophically opposed to them. [looks at his nails]
Young!Eddie (12:47:23 AM): Them or what they can do?
Young!Adrian (12:48:04 AM): The ownership of them for recreation.
Young!Adrian (12:48:09 AM): I suppose.
Mr. Muller (12:49:01 AM): *LAPS AT IT LIKE A DOG, BLAKE'S SQUIRMING TOTES MAKING HIS DIGGET HAWD, BUT FINALLY PULLS BACK, LICKING HIS LIPS IN SATISFACTION. * JA, SHOULD BE GOOD ENOUGH *UNZIPS HIS MASSIVE PANTS SNAKE*
Young!Eddie (12:49:48 AM): Huh. [Isn't going to argue with that because he doesn't really care.]
Mr. Blake (12:50:23 AM): *He is SO FUCKING happy that his tongue is gone, and makes the mistake of turning around. He sees his GIANT fucking boner and nearly passes out.* You know what..THAT. WON'T. FIT. I'm just gonna tell you right now, alright? There's no fucking way...
Young!Adrian (12:50:32 AM): . . .I think I'm worried about the other you, Eddie.
Young!Eddie (12:53:13 AM): Yeah, he's probably not enjoying himself right now.
Mr. Muller (1:04:26 AM): SHUT YOUR BITCH MOUTH *WHIPS OUT SUM LUB AND SLATHERS UP THAT ANACONDA. HE LEANS OVER BLAKE, HIS CAWK ASSUMING THE POSITION* I SHALL MAKE IT FIT. *SHOVES THAT THING IN WITH ONE MIGHTY THRUST*
Mr. Blake (1:12:24 AM): FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING MAKE IT FIT BY FUCKING TEARING IT OPEN MAYBE!!! *groans in a not at all enjoying it kind of way and thinks of all the ways he can make his brains splatter against a wall with different guns*
Mr. Muller (1:14:53 AM): *STARTS POUNDIN DAT ASS INTO OBLIVION, GRUNTING LIKE A FUCKIN BEAST.* LITTLE...BITCH....-UNF- *GRABS A HANDFUL OF HAIR AND YANKS THAT SHIT BACK SO HE CAN FUCK HIM AT A DIFFERENT ANGLE*
Mr. Blake (1:22:14 AM): *The only thing keeping him from trying to gnaw his wrists open and killing himself is the satisfaction of killing this mother fucker*
Mr. Muller (1:24:20 AM): *FUCKS HIM IN ALL KINDS OF CRAZY ASS ANGLES, BLAKE'S RAGE ONLY SPURRING HIM ON* JA, YOU'RE SO FUCKIN HOT VHEN YOUR ANGRY, YOU LITTLE MAN-WHORE *FUCKS HIM LIKE HE MEANS IT*
Mr. Blake (1:25:03 AM): ASDFGHJKL MAN-WHORE!? I'LL SHOOT YOU THREE TIMES!! I'LL SHOOT YOU THREE TIMES! *HOLDS UP 4 FINGERS IN HIS PAINFUL FURY*
Mr. Muller (1:29:13 AM): FUNNY, I'M ABOUT TO SHOOT INTO YOU THREE TIMES AHYEEKHYEEK(LOL COULDN'T RESIST) *BITES DOWN ON HIS NECK AS HE JACKHAMMERS INTO HIM*
Mr. Blake (1:32:04 AM): RRRRAAAAAHHHGGGGLLLEEE!!!! *feels membranes being fucking pwnd in Rolf's wake. He had a feeling he'd need some hospital time after this*
Mr. Muller (1:38:21 AM): *SQUEEZES BLAKES THICK HIPS AS HE FUCKS HIS WAY THROUGH THAT MESSED UP RECTUM LIKE HE WANTS TO MURDER IT* READY FOR MY JELLY BABIES, TIGHTASS? *SMACKS HIS ASS*
Mr. Blake (1:39:14 AM): I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING CHOICE!!! *winces and prays to whatever powers exist that he can still use the lower half of his body after this*
Mr. Muller (1:41:48 AM): *THRUSTS INTO HIM SO HARD HE'S SURE HE'S PENETRATED INTO SMALL INTESTINE, BLOWING HIS LOAD SO FAR UP INSIDE BLAKE WILL HAVE TO DIGEST IT. HE PULLS OUT AND WIPES IT ON BLAKES TORN CLOTHING, TUCKING HIMSELF BACK IN.* AH...NOTHING LIKE A FRESH PIECE OF ASS, AMIRITE BLAKE?
Mr. Blake (1:42:25 AM): ...............................................................................*collapses to the ground with a string of obscenities*
Mr. Muller (1:43:42 AM): *SMACKS HIS ASS AND OPENS THE DOOR, TOTES NOT GAF AT BLAKE'S STATE OF UNDRESS* ALRIGHT, VELL, SEE YOU AROUND, JA? *SMACK HIS ASS ONE MORE TIME AND GOES BACK TO GYM CLASS OR WATEVER*
Mr. Blake (1:44:40 AM): *gets dressed in a hurry and limps off to class, angry like a mother fucker and ready to pop a cap in this Natsi fucker's head*
Young!Eddie (1:45:39 AM): [Watches them run by whereverthefucktheyare] ...Nope, not a good time.
Young!Adrian (1:45:57 AM): Christ almighty. No, definitely not.
Young!Eddie (1:47:05 AM): Great, he's going to be in a bad mood now.
Young!Adrian (1:47:17 AM): But Müller seems sated?
Young!Eddie (1:48:02 AM): Suppose. Dunno if that means much though.
Young!Adrian (1:49:03 AM): I'll try not to think about it, I think.
Mr. Blake (1:49:26 AM): *Later on when he gets home he starts to check on his sniper rifle and packs it away, fulling intent on blowing his brains out...the end*
Mr
Young!Eddie (1:50:21 AM): Good plan. [shudders] Fuck, I'm going to be hearing him saying 'Blake' like that all the time now.
Young!Adrian (1:50:44 AM): . . .I think I just stood by during a sexual assault and did nothing.
Young!Adrian (1:50:52 AM): This is calling my morality into serious question, this "knowing you
Young!Adrian (1:50:55 AM): " thing.
Young!Eddie (1:51:27 AM): ...We were too disturbed to move?
Young!Eddie (1:51:48 AM): And you've known me for a long time, so you can't pull that.
Young!Adrian (1:52:04 AM): Oh, I meant carnally.
Young!Adrian (1:52:22 AM): [smirks] But I'm sure he'll have his revenge.
Young!Eddie (1:53:20 AM): Ah. [also smirks] Yeah, he will. I would, so he definitely will.
Young!Adrian (1:53:56 AM): Oh my. Should we be worried, or just Müller?
Young!Eddie (1:54:16 AM): ...Yeah, we might want to be a little worried.
Young!Eddie (1:54:34 AM): I'm not as bad as he is, so... yeah.
Young!Adrian (1:55:05 AM): No. As I said, you're palatable enough.
Young!Eddie (1:56:08 AM): Obviously. [grins a bit]
Young!Adrian (1:59:08 AM): Oh, is it that clear?
Young!Eddie (2:00:22 AM): Considering I'm living with you and half at least a vague idea of what goes on in your head, it's there.
Young!Adrian (2:00:50 AM): You do? [he looks oddly hopeful] Tell me, then.
Young!Eddie (2:01:44 AM): What's going on in it right now?
Young!Adrian (2:02:02 AM): Sure, make a guess.
Young!Eddie (2:05:10 AM): You want me to tell you and be at least somewhat right, because you're really fucking smart but it puts you on a completely different level from other people. I think that's what it is, anyway. [Pauses] Also, sex.
Young!Adrian (2:06:16 AM): [smiles, rather slowly] This is why I like you.
Young!Eddie (2:09:19 AM): [crooked grin] Almost ten years on you alone and a hell of a lot of time watching people. But if anyone asks, you don't know a thing.
Young!Adrian (2:12:40 AM): You were watching all that time? I'm somewhat impressed.
Young!Eddie (2:14:17 AM): Maybe not consciously, but my memory's better than you'd think.
Young!Adrian (2:25:40 AM): Oh fuck, we're supposed to be party planning. [laughs] Right!
Young!Leslie (2:26:26 AM): [Hears voices through the door and pokes her head in.] What the hell? I haven't seen you two all day.
Young!Eddie (2:26:52 AM): Dude, we were just traumatized. I don't think I can think about how much punch we're supposed to ha- [looks up at her voice] Hey Les.
Young!Adrian (2:27:24 AM): Leslie, hey. We've been at my house. It's odd having people other than me and Heph in it again.
Young!Leslie (2:27:35 AM): Yo. [Opens the door and wanders in.] What's been up? Why are you guys plotting in a room.
Young!Adrian (2:27:57 AM): I plot, it's my fucking nature.
Young!Eddie (2:28:34 AM): ...That's true, actually.
Young!Leslie (2:29:08 AM): You're house?
Young!Leslie (2:29:14 AM): Both of you?
Young!Eddie (2:30:13 AM): I was threatened.
Young!Adrian (2:30:23 AM): I couldn't throw him out onto the street. Moral sense, remember?
Young!Leslie (2:32:02 AM): Moral sense is for suckers.
Young!Leslie (2:32:28 AM): You let Adrian fucking Veidt threaten you?
Young!Eddie (2:32:55 AM): Between him and his older self? Uh, yeah.
Young!Adrian (2:33:27 AM): We're scary, you didn't get the memo?
Young!Leslie (2:33:37 AM): Oh wel...I don't either one would actually hurt you.
Young!Leslie (2:33:44 AM): You don't scare me Adrian.
Young!Leslie (2:33:58 AM): Mr. V just confuses me.
Young!Adrian (2:35:02 AM): Maybe not yet. And you don't know that. [he laughs lightly] How're you?
Young!Eddie (2:35:44 AM): They probably would. [grumbles slightly]
Young!Adrian (2:35:59 AM): Like you'd mind.
Young!Eddie (2:36:19 AM): ...Not the point.
Young!Leslie (2:37:15 AM): I'm...pretty okay. I don't know.
Young!Eddie (2:39:40 AM): [As much as he likes Leslie, he does not want her bringing up Dan around Adrian, and so blurts out:] So who's your boyfriend?
Young!Leslie (2:40:00 AM): ...
Young!Adrian (2:40:25 AM): You have a boyfriend? I was not told!
Young!Adrian (2:40:29 AM): [furious face]
Young!Leslie (2:40:32 AM): ...
Young!Leslie (2:40:44 AM): [Makes a face back.] I haven't seen you in ages.
Young!Eddie (2:40:47 AM): She won't say who it is.
Young!Leslie (2:41:17 AM): Why do you care?
Young!Adrian (2:41:35 AM): Jack to her Karen. Hello. Supposed to know this stuff.
Young!Eddie (2:41:44 AM): [Raises an eyebrow.] Is that a serious question?
Young!Leslie (2:42:48 AM): Uh- maybe?
Young!Leslie (2:42:55 AM): And it's no one really.
Young!Adrian (2:42:57 AM): Yeah, for fuck's sake, Leslie. I am the gay mafia -- Eddie's like, the depraved bi mafia -- and we must know things.
Young!Leslie (2:42:59 AM): It doesn't matter.
Young!Adrian (2:43:11 AM): Also, if it's some fucker who's an asshole to you, we can kill him.
Young!Leslie (2:43:30 AM): You guys are assholes to me too!
Young!Leslie (2:43:39 AM): It's not like it's uncommon here.
Young!Eddie (2:44:38 AM): But we're assholes in a good way!
Young!Adrian (2:44:56 AM): Exactly! Helpful assholes!
Young!Eddie (2:45:44 AM): Also, depraved bi mafia?
Young!Adrian (2:46:17 AM): That's you, kid.
Young!Leslie (2:46:24 AM): Haha, I agree with Adrian's desciption.
Young!Eddie (2:47:25 AM): I'm not depraved! ...Well, not really... er...
Young!Adrian (2:48:05 AM): [gives him the "for serious, Eddie?" look]
Young!Leslie (2:48:44 AM): [Shrugs at the two.] I think you are.
Young!Leslie (2:48:55 AM): But, uh, in a totally good way.
Young!Eddie (2:49:28 AM): Well it's not like I kick puppies!
Young!Eddie (2:49:55 AM): I just do dumbass shit.
Young!Leslie (2:49:59 AM): I would not be your friend if you did.
Young!Leslie (2:50:07 AM): And I continue to be your friend because of that.
Young!Leslie (2:50:26 AM): Sooooo [tries to change the subject,] how is Adrian's place?
Young!Adrian (2:50:55 AM): It's not bad dumbass shit. Well, sometimes it is.
Young!Eddie (2:51:38 AM): Yeah, yeah, I'm a moron, we know. And it's fine. How's your boyfriend?
Young!Adrian (2:52:39 AM): [hugely amused, decides he's going to watch this play out]
Young!Leslie (2:53:14 AM): He's absolutely fine, Eddie. Maybe, one day, you'll even meet him.
Young!Eddie (2:53:33 AM): Maybe I've already met him. [folds his arms]
Young!Adrian (2:53:58 AM): That's what I'm thinking. Our social circle is practically incestuous, hon.
Young!Leslie (2:55:52 AM): There are like...other students at this school, Jesus.
Young!Leslie (2:56:17 AM): And he's absolutely fine. Don't worry about it. He's nice, he's goodlooking...
Young!Adrian (2:57:12 AM): Honey, is he nice to you?
Young!Eddie (2:57:34 AM): You don't talk to the other students. Soo.
Young!Leslie (2:58:03 AM): I can make friends. You guys all abandoned me and Byron is in the hospital. Dan is moping.
Young!Leslie (2:58:07 AM): I needed to meet more people.
Young!Leslie (2:58:37 AM): And he's nice to me, [doesn't add "in his own way,"], Adrian.
Young!Adrian (2:58:46 AM): . . .good point. [looks miserable at the mention of Byron]
Young!Eddie (2:59:38 AM): We didn't abandon you! ...Vegas doesn't count.
Young!Leslie (2:59:44 AM): [Sighs and watches Adrian.] He'll be fine. By- I mean.
Young!Leslie (2:59:51 AM): YOU LEFT ME HERE EDDIE.
Young!Leslie (2:59:57 AM): Vegas so does count!
Young!Eddie (2:59:58 AM): [looks away at the mention of Byron]
Young!Eddie (3:00:03 AM): NO, IT DOESN'T.
Young!Leslie (3:00:07 AM): HOW?
Young!Leslie (3:00:09 AM): YOU LEFT.
Young!Adrian (3:00:12 AM): You want him to fucking take you so you can be fuckups together?
Young!Leslie (3:00:18 AM): You said not to call you, EVER.
Young!Eddie (3:00:27 AM): You said you hated me!
Young!Leslie (3:00:30 AM): That is abandoning me.
Young!Adrian (3:00:38 AM): [breathes deeply]
Young!Leslie (3:00:39 AM): Shut up Adrian.
Young!Leslie (3:00:42 AM): And yes.
Young!Leslie (3:00:56 AM): Jesus Christ I could have gotten him to get that fucking rib looked at sooner.
Young!Leslie (3:01:12 AM): [Pauses and hopes the cause of the rib isn't brought up.]
Young!Leslie (3:01:33 AM): I say I hate you all the time Eddie. I also say I love you all the time too.
Young!Adrian (3:01:38 AM): [for whatever reason, this makes him snap] You know what? NO FIGHTING TODAY. Cannot do it.
Young!Leslie (3:01:44 AM): Yoiu just happened to leave at the former.
Young!Leslie (3:02:04 AM): [Raises an eyebrow at Adrian.] He started it.
Young!Adrian (3:02:42 AM): Oh, right. [To Eddie:] Don't fight. I am at full drama capacity.
Young!Eddie (3:02:56 AM): How the hell did I sta- [Growls slightly.]
Young!Eddie (3:03:10 AM): Fine.
Young!Eddie (3:03:16 AM): But you're making it up to me later.
Young!Adrian (3:03:33 AM): [smirk] I'm sure I am.
Young!Leslie (3:03:34 AM): I hope you're talking to Adrian.
Young!Leslie (3:03:37 AM): Oh thank god.
Young!Adrian (3:03:42 AM): . . .we're so bad at being lowkey.
Young!Leslie (3:04:09 AM): ...SO! I suppose you too are shacking up and having sex now?
Young!Leslie (3:04:19 AM): [Frowns.]
Young!Eddie (3:04:52 AM): ...
Young!Eddie (3:05:00 AM): [Is letting Adrian answer.]
Young!Adrian (3:05:11 AM): [was going to let Eddie answer]
Young!Adrian (3:05:21 AM): [AWKWARD SILENCE IS GO]
Young!Adrian (3:06:53 AM): . . .why do you ask?
Young!Leslie (3:07:02 AM): Okay...who's mute now?
Young!Leslie (3:07:18 AM): Because you guys caused a lot of fucking trouble and I want to be it was worth it.
Young!Leslie (3:07:43 AM): Because if you two are fucking together I am going to set Adrian's hats on fire.
Young!Adrian (3:07:55 AM): You leave my hats alone.
Young!Eddie (3:08:13 AM): Hey, I'm the pyro!
Young!Leslie (3:11:49 AM): Where do you think I learned that setting things on fire was fun?
Young!Adrian (3:12:11 AM): . . .the madhouse?
Young!Eddie (3:12:14 AM): ...Oh, right.
Young!Leslie (3:13:00 AM): Well then.
Young!Leslie (3:13:09 AM): Answer my question.
Young!Adrian (3:13:57 AM): . . .Eddie, are you going to make me do the PR?
Young!Leslie (3:14:12 AM): Jesus Christ.
Young!Eddie (3:14:21 AM): ...Well, you're better with words.
Young!Leslie (3:14:28 AM): I will just assume "Like bunnies" is the answer.
Young!Adrian (3:14:38 AM): I resent that comparison.
Young!Leslie (3:14:56 AM): Resentment but not denial.
Young!Adrian (3:15:16 AM): The shortest answer is yes.
Young!Adrian (3:15:28 AM): To your original question, I mean.
Young!Leslie (3:17:32 AM): Excellent.
Young!Leslie (3:17:35 AM): So...
Young!Leslie (3:17:39 AM): Eddie, how is he?
Young!Leslie (3:17:50 AM): You did promise to tell me.
Young!Eddie (3:17:59 AM): I said maybe!
Young!Adrian (3:18:07 AM): You promised what?
Young!Adrian (3:18:10 AM): [mouth open]
Young!Eddie (3:18:20 AM): I didn't promise anything!
Young!Leslie (3:18:31 AM): You said YES
Young!Adrian (3:18:42 AM): Just assume I'm fantastic.
Young!Leslie (3:18:42 AM): You so did.
Young!Leslie (3:18:50 AM): Nah, I need details.
Young!Eddie (3:18:56 AM): I think I said I'd be biased, actually.
Young!Leslie (3:19:12 AM): It're more fun to see you anxious Adrian.
Young!Leslie (3:19:27 AM): [Makes shushing motions at Eddie.]
Young!Adrian (3:19:59 AM): Are we supposed to say we're a thing, by the way, or not? [tries to look not-care-y]
Young!Eddie (3:20:46 AM): It's up to you. [tries to not look like he's inwardly screaming YES FUCK YES GOD]
Young!Leslie (3:21:08 AM): [Laughs.] You guys are hilarious.
Young!Adrian (3:22:08 AM): We're not just fucking then, Les, we're a thing. [grins] Better sounding for you, that?
Young!Leslie (3:22:49 AM): Yes, yes it is.
Young!Leslie (3:23:32 AM): I was hoping more for "dating", "one and only", "true love", but okay
Young!Adrian (3:24:15 AM): [blushes furiously and has decided never to speak again]
Young!Eddie (3:24:55 AM): [rubs the back of his neck]
Young!Adrian (3:25:33 AM): Things are good.
Young!Leslie (3:25:35 AM): [Claps her hands.] Good. So at least you two can stop being overdramatic now!
Young!Leslie (3:25:41 AM): Now to work on the rest of the school.
Young!Adrian (3:26:54 AM): Good luck. [he sighs] I had a really weird idea about how to fix it the other day.
Young!Eddie (3:27:04 AM): [Eyes him] Oh?
Young!Leslie (3:27:13 AM): Please don't say orgy.
Young!Adrian (3:27:45 AM): Nah. What if -- bear with me -- what if everyone thought there was some larger threat?
Young!Adrian (3:27:57 AM): I mean, that would certainly stop drama.
Young!Eddie (3:27:59 AM): ...we're in high school. Do we have larger threats?
Young!Leslie (3:28:17 AM): Uniforms?
Young!Adrian (3:28:32 AM): [gestures madly] Or explosions! . . .It's not exactly a normal school, I wouldn't rule that one out as a possibility.
Young!Leslie (3:28:55 AM): You are way too excited about explosions at the school Adrian.
Young!Eddie (3:28:58 AM): You would all think I did it and try and kill me and I would be pissed.
Young!Adrian (3:29:35 AM): You're completely missing the point, it would be clear that the source was from elsewhere, and then we'd like, unite.
Young!Eddie (3:30:32 AM): I think we'd all just be glad we didn't have to go to school, really... unless it actually like, hurt someone... [pauses] ...Oh.
Young!Adrian (3:31:48 AM): Don't worry, I'm just theorizing.
Young!Leslie (3:32:58 AM): ...
Young!Eddie (3:33:21 AM): Maybe I am a bad influence...
Young!Leslie (3:33:33 AM): Okay, that sort of thing makes me scared of you, Adrian.
Young!Adrian (3:33:40 AM): Theorizing, geez. Remember what you said about me walking around just thinking?
Young!Adrian (3:33:51 AM): God, please don't be scared of me, Les. It's just me.
Young!Eddie (3:34:18 AM): Ah, right. Yeah. [Actually still probably wouldn't care as long as it wasn't someone he knew because he's a bastard like that.]
Young!Leslie (3:35:01 AM): Just don't blow up the school.
Young!Eddie (3:35:04 AM): I dunno, even in theory... maybe if we were older, but the drama doesn't just exist in this building.
Young!Leslie (3:35:40 AM): And if you do make sure we all out of there.
Young!Leslie (3:35:54 AM): Like me, Dan, Eddie...y'know. The crew.
Young!Adrian (3:36:06 AM): I won't blow up the school.
Young!Adrian (3:36:22 AM): God what kind of a person do you think I am.
Young!Eddie (3:37:06 AM): Like I said, you and Ed are going to have an evil genius battle someday.
Young!Adrian (3:38:00 AM): Yeah, and then Hollis suggested a mudfight. [wrinkles nose]
Young!Leslie (3:38:10 AM): ...
Young!Leslie (3:38:23 AM): Please please PLEASE wear clothes in said fight?
Young!Leslie (3:38:28 AM): Well...maybe not Ed.
Young!Eddie (3:39:09 AM): Hey, if they're going to have a mudfight, they have to do it all the way! [Pauses] Wait, no, other people will watch.
Young!Adrian (3:39:16 AM): [evil smile] Definitely not Ed.
Young!Leslie (3:40:31 AM): I- uh. Ew.
Young!Adrian (3:40:43 AM): What, you don't think Ed's hot?
Young!Leslie (3:41:31 AM): No I still thinkin about it. Then I remembered foxy boxing.
Young!Leslie (3:41:36 AM): *I was
Young!Leslie (3:41:48 AM): Then imagined you in a foxy boxing outfit.
Young!Leslie (3:41:59 AM): But yes, Edi is smokin' hot.
Young!Adrian (3:42:01 AM): What the hell is foxy boxing, hon?
Young!Eddie (3:42:02 AM): What the hell is that?
Young!Adrian (3:42:12 AM): Jinx, Eddie.
Young!Eddie (3:42:28 AM): [Hmphs.]
Young!Eddie (3:42:57 AM): ['cause now he can't talk]
Young!Leslie (3:44:04 AM): Generally hot ladies box in gold lame short short. Cropped shirts. Sometimes wet.
Young!Adrian (3:44:48 AM): Oh. Sounds like something you'd know, depraved bi mafia. [arches an eyebrow at him]
Young!Eddie (3:45:34 AM): [Shrugs.]
Young!Leslie (3:45:44 AM): [Wills Eddie to say something because she wants to hit him.]
Young!Eddie (3:46:00 AM): [Glares]
Young!Adrian (3:46:01 AM): [grins at Leslie] I like him like this.
Young!Leslie (3:46:13 AM): [Nods.] I know!
Young!Eddie (3:46:21 AM): [Leans over and bites him.]
Young!Leslie (3:46:22 AM): Very peaceful.
Young!Adrian (3:46:38 AM): [yelps]
Young!Adrian (3:46:52 AM): PEACEFUL MY ASS.
Young!Eddie (3:46:55 AM): [Looks pleased with himself]
Young!Leslie (3:48:00 AM): You stayed in biting Range.
Young!Adrian (3:48:14 AM): Oh, you're saying it's my fault?
Young!Leslie (3:48:15 AM): [Wonders if she should tell Eddie now about Rolf...since he can't talk.]
Young!Leslie (3:48:24 AM): Everything is. Eddie and I decided.
Young!Eddie (3:49:18 AM): Ohthankgod I can talk again.
Young!Adrian (3:49:31 AM): Well I'm very sorry. And oh no, I liked you better before.
Young!Leslie (3:49:34 AM): Damn!
Young!Adrian (3:49:40 AM): By the way, I'll take my revenge later.
Young!Leslie (3:49:44 AM): Damn damn damn damn damn.
Young!Eddie (3:49:53 AM): Oh?
Young!Adrian (3:50:06 AM): [in his scary voice] Yes.
Young!Eddie (3:50:58 AM): [Would melt in a good way if Eddie Blake melted, which he doesn't.]
Young!Leslie (3:51:06 AM): [Looks at Adrian with amusement.] That was different.
Young!Adrian (3:51:41 AM): [normally:] Isn't it great?
Young!Eddie (3:51:47 AM): Yes.
Young!Eddie (3:51:54 AM): ...
Young!Adrian (3:52:10 AM): [throws him a filthy look]
Young!Leslie (3:52:17 AM): It seems like a good CEO voice. It reminded me of my dad actually.
Young!Leslie (3:52:23 AM): And-
Young!Leslie (3:52:30 AM): [Looks at Eddie.]
Young!Eddie (3:52:39 AM): What?!
Young!Leslie (3:53:00 AM): [Makes a face.] Really?
Young!Eddie (3:53:49 AM): [Grumbled:] I like noises and talking and it's kinda hot, shut up.
Young!Adrian (3:54:05 AM): [giggles] Face it, I'm a hot bitch, Les. You may as well deal with it now.
Young!Leslie (3:55:18 AM): Well- you are a bitch.
Young!Leslie (3:55:50 AM): And I suppose I can see where he's coming from but...you're like Adrian Veidt. It's hard to see you as hot.
Young!Eddie (3:56:02 AM): No it isn't.
Young!Adrian (3:57:04 AM): It really isn't. [sticks out his tongue at her]
Young!Leslie (3:58:44 AM): Ergh. It's like thinking my cousin is hot.
Young!Adrian (4:01:00 AM): Well, do you have any hot cousins?
Young!Eddie (4:01:16 AM): [is amused]
Young!Leslie (4:01:43 AM): I would like to say all the Chadwickes are very good looking.
Young!Adrian (4:05:53 AM): Of course, honey.
Young!Adrian (4:06:04 AM): So do we have your blessing and all that rubbish?
Young!Leslie (4:06:31 AM): Yes.
Young!Leslie (4:06:39 AM): But have you spoke to Daniel?
Young!Leslie (4:06:50 AM): He's being all emo and whiny.
Young!Leslie (4:07:01 AM): And confusing and I'm starting to hate him.
Young!Eddie (4:07:08 AM): [gives her a 'I will snipe you like JFK’ look]
Young!Leslie (4:07:08 AM): We yell at each other a lot.
Young!Adrian (4:07:10 AM): [sighs massively] Oh god. No.
Young!Adrian (4:07:33 AM): I mean, we broke up. But jesus, I just feel like a little shit.
Young!Leslie (4:07:38 AM): [Shrugs at Eddie.] Needed to ask.
Young!Leslie (4:07:58 AM): I- uh. Don't have any comment on that.
Young!Eddie (4:07:58 AM): [Sighs.] Yeah, I know.
Young!Eddie (4:08:47 AM): And Byron's in the hospital and I was his emergency contact. [groans]
Young!Leslie (4:09:00 AM): He's brightened up a bit though now that Laurie is coming back. [Bitter.]
Young!Adrian (4:09:02 AM): [holds up one hand in protest] Please. I know it isn't real, but he makes me feel like a decent human being. [bitter laughter] And oh my god, yeah. That was not a good night.
Young!Leslie (4:09:10 AM): They called you?
Young!Leslie (4:09:21 AM): Jesus.
Young!Eddie (4:09:32 AM): Adrian. You're a decent human being, okay?
Young!Eddie (4:09:37 AM): And yeah.
Young!Eddie (4:09:41 AM): It was... not fun.
Young!Adrian (4:10:14 AM): [flatly:] I was there when he collapsed.
Young!Leslie (4:10:21 AM): Adrian, you are an asshole but you are a decent human being. As long as the school doesn't blow up with me in it.
Young!Leslie (4:10:37 AM): Fuck, that was you? He never said it was you with him.
Young!Adrian (4:11:07 AM): That was me. I called the ambulance.
Young!Leslie (4:11:23 AM): I haven't gotten much from him except that he wants out of rehab.
Young!Leslie (4:11:31 AM): Well- thank you for not letting him die Adrian.
Young!Leslie (4:11:34 AM): Shit-
Young!Leslie (4:11:47 AM): I didn't meant to imply you would or anything.
Young!Adrian (4:12:06 AM): [very quietly:] I wouldn't have. It isn't my nature.
Young!Eddie (4:13:21 AM): [Reaches over to rub his back, because idk, that's what he does.]
Young!Leslie (4:13:28 AM): I know Adrian.
Young!Leslie (4:14:08 AM): He'll be okay though. He's already cracking jokes about getting matching tattoos.
Young!Eddie (4:14:23 AM): [stays quiet]
Young!Adrian (4:14:30 AM): Of course he is. [leans on Eddie's shoulder] Are you all right?
Young!Leslie (4:14:52 AM): I think Hollis will be falling all over himself to take of him too.
Young!Eddie (4:16:16 AM): Yeah. It's just... he was a mess, when I talked to him. Thinks Hollis is going to go off with Bill, convinced he's going to die alone, there's talk about going to an institution... and even though he was already messed up, I just made it worse, y'know?
Young!Adrian (4:17:43 AM): People don't make other people worse. I'd know; I was like this when I was five.
Young!Adrian (4:17:56 AM): Jesus, I hate to say it, but well. An institution might be very helpful for him.
Young!Eddie (4:19:17 AM): [Quietly:] He tried to blame himself at first, you know, but I wouldn't let him.
Young!Adrian (4:20:07 AM): Blame himself for. . .? [frowns] Alcohol poisoning?
Young!Eddie (4:22:44 AM): No. Me cheating on him. [sighs] But then he admitted it was just easier to think of it that way. I think he's getting over it.
Young!Adrian (4:23:30 AM): [very, very quietly:] Oh good.
Young!Eddie (4:25:41 AM): [Looks at him and says, just as quietly:] It
Young!Eddie (4:26:02 AM): *it's not your fault, either, so don't go twisting it until it is.
Young!Leslie (4:26:48 AM): [Just watches silently.]
Young!Adrian (4:27:15 AM): [half seriously] I thought everything was my fault.
Young!Leslie (4:27:23 AM): You try and convince me that he belongs in an institution I will cut you Adrian.
Young!Eddie (4:27:40 AM): No. It's not.
Young!Leslie (4:27:54 AM): I still think everything is.
Young!Eddie (4:28:02 AM): And it's his choice whether or not he goes, Leslie. I told him running wouldn't help, but... [shrugs]
Young!Leslie (4:28:11 AM): But...in a loving way.
Young!Leslie (4:28:24 AM): Byron doesn't belong in there Eddie. You know that.
Young!Adrian (4:28:31 AM): I don't think he belongs there. I think a period might help him, and only if he agreed to it.
Young!Leslie (4:28:31 AM): They won't do anything but drug him up.
Young!Adrian (4:28:35 AM): Oh god.
Young!Adrian (4:28:51 AM): I meant a good institution, not something out of a Ken Keney novel.
Young!Adrian (4:28:54 AM): *Kesey
Young!Eddie (4:30:13 AM): I know more than you do, Leslie, I lived with him for fuck's sake. He wants to get away, apparently.
Young!Leslie (4:30:37 AM): [Shakes her head.] All institutions are the same. [Glares at Eddie.]
Young!Leslie (4:30:54 AM): If he gets sent off I'm going to France.
Young!Eddie (4:31:19 AM): I told you, he won't be sent anywhere, he's picking if he goes or not.
Young!Eddie (4:31:34 AM): And only if he stops rehab.
Young!Leslie (4:31:55 AM): [Sighs.]
Young!Leslie (4:33:00 AM): [Tries to think of a easier topic then Byron.] You two going to the masque?
Young!Adrian (4:33:24 AM): Oh god. [laughs at the release of tension] Dunno. Eddie, want to be my date for masque?
Young!Eddie (4:33:43 AM): Ha, sure.
Young!Leslie (4:33:49 AM): You going to get eddie in a tux?
Young!Leslie (4:34:00 AM): And a limo?
Young!Adrian (4:34:07 AM): And then out of both.
Young!Leslie (4:34:14 AM): [Leslie looks excited at the prospect of masque.]
Young!Leslie (4:34:19 AM): Shouldn't be hard Adrian.
Young!Eddie (4:34:24 AM): Hey!
Young!Leslie (4:34:28 AM): Just not on the dance floor.
Young!Eddie (4:34:35 AM): [Grinning at the thought anyway.]
Young!Adrian (4:34:41 AM): [wicked grin] Getting him out of both at the end of the evening is going to be the only way to get him into the first.
Young!Eddie (4:35:01 AM): At least you know it.
Young!Adrian (4:35:19 AM): Wow, and I don't mind either. Will wonders never cease.
Young!Leslie (4:35:41 AM): It should be awesome!
Young!Leslie (4:35:49 AM): Maybe I can ask D- fuck.
Young!Adrian (4:36:03 AM): Waaaait hon.
Young!Adrian (4:36:08 AM): aren't you going with your booooyfriend?
Young!Leslie (4:36:09 AM): [Thinks about it.]
Young!Leslie (4:36:26 AM): Yes of course. I'll deck him out.
Young!Leslie (4:36:39 AM): [Dryly.] It'll be grand.
Young!Eddie (4:37:03 AM): So who is it, again?
Young!Leslie (4:37:53 AM): Y'know...the guy? With the face? And he's this tall? [Gestures widly.]
Young!Adrian (4:38:11 AM): Not funnyyy
Young!Eddie (4:38:14 AM): Leslie, you're doing an awful job.
Young!Leslie (4:39:06 AM): I think it's pretty funny.
Young!Leslie (4:39:48 AM): Fiiiiiiiiiine.
Young!Leslie (4:39:54 AM): Arrrrrrgggh.
Young!Adrian (4:40:30 AM): Tell.
Young!Leslie (4:41:30 AM): *Coughs* Eddie.
Young!Eddie (4:41:37 AM): What?
Young!Leslie (4:41:39 AM): You are NOT allowed to say anything.
Young!Leslie (4:41:43 AM): Or get mad.
Young!Eddie (4:41:46 AM): ...
Young!Leslie (4:41:47 AM): Or do anything stupid.
Young!Eddie (4:41:52 AM): Oh god.
Young!Eddie (4:42:09 AM): [Mumbles] I already don't like this.
Young!Leslie (4:42:29 AM): Promise me Eddie.
Young!Eddie (4:42:43 AM): Fine, fine.
Young!Leslie (4:43:35 AM): [Mumbles:] Rolf.
Young!Leslie (4:43:44 AM): I mean- what>
Young!Leslie (4:43:47 AM): *?
Young!Leslie (4:43:54 AM): So I hear the masque should be fun.
Young!Eddie (4:43:57 AM): [Twitches. Violently.]
Young!Leslie (4:44:00 AM): Song requests and all.
Young!Adrian (4:44:11 AM): Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Young!Leslie (4:44:28 AM): Uh.
Young!Adrian (4:44:30 AM): Honey I have something to tell you and you are not going to like it.
Young!Adrian (4:44:37 AM): But this needs to be said.
Young!Leslie (4:44:39 AM): ...kay.
Young!Adrian (4:44:44 AM): [He looks genuinely concerned.]
Young!Eddie (4:45:17 AM): [Has his fists clenched and his jaw set and looks about ready to explode.]
Young!Adrian (4:45:26 AM): He is gay. He is gay. He is maypole, tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide, Christmas morning, Sir Ian McKellan covered in a rainbow flag gay.
Young!Leslie (4:45:27 AM): [Watches Eddie a bit afraid.]
Young!Leslie (4:45:32 AM): Eddie?
Young!Adrian (4:45:40 AM): YOU AREN'T LISTENING.
Young!Leslie (4:45:47 AM): [Looks at Adrian and shakes her head.]
Young!Leslie (4:45:52 AM): He's...not.
Young!Adrian (4:46:02 AM): Look, I know this seems like just a hunch, but you have got to believe me.
Young!Adrian (4:46:10 AM): I have gaydar. [taps his temple]
Young!Adrian (4:46:19 AM): And he practically breathes Cher music.
Young!Leslie (4:46:25 AM): [Feels like an idiot. Of course Rolf was and everyone was going to think she was stupid.]
Young!Eddie (4:46:31 AM): Either way, he gets off by hitting people.
Young!Eddie (4:46:42 AM): BROKEN RIB, LESLIE. I HAVE PROOF.
Young!Leslie (4:46:43 AM): Are you sure you aren't looking in the mirror Adrian.
Young!Adrian (4:46:48 AM): And by people, Eddie means boys.
Young!Adrian (4:46:53 AM): POSITIVE, BITCH.
Young!Leslie (4:46:58 AM): [Sets her mouth in a line.]
Young!Leslie (4:47:06 AM): He'd never hit me.
Young!Eddie (4:47:34 AM): Oh god, Leslie. Leslie.
Young!Leslie (4:47:37 AM): [Leslie is resisting the urge to scream "it's fake." but knows that Rolf is very scary.
Young!Eddie (4:47:44 AM): Leslie you sound like my mother right now.
Young!Leslie (4:47:48 AM): Don't worry Eddie.
Young!Leslie (4:47:53 AM): [Gasps.]
Young!Leslie (4:48:13 AM): I don't.
Young!Eddie (4:48:24 AM): Yes you do.
Young!Eddie (4:48:45 AM): I've heard it a million times from her, first about my old man and then about her asshole boyfriends.
Young!Adrian (4:48:51 AM): [grabs Eddie's face, pulls it to look at him] Listen to me please. Rolf is gay. This is. . .I don't know what it is, but he's not going to hit her.
Young!Adrian (4:49:24 AM): So stop it, please. Not everyone is like your parents.
Young!Eddie (4:49:45 AM): [Tries to take deep breaths.]
Young!Eddie (4:50:19 AM): ...You sure he's not bi?
Young!Leslie (4:50:38 AM): [Slowly edges toward Eddie.]
Young!Leslie (4:51:04 AM): Eddie, if he ever did, I'm not about to stay.
Young!Adrian (4:51:04 AM): Eddie, if he were any gayer he'd be Elton John.
Young!Adrian (4:51:17 AM): I have never been more serious than I am right now -- and I find that a little weird.
Young!Leslie (4:51:24 AM): [Hisses at Adrian:] He's NOT.
Young!Adrian (4:51:30 AM): [strokes Eddie's cheek]
Young!Adrian (4:51:48 AM): You know what, fuck off, you are upsetting him and if you're doing what I think you're doing for Rolf it just makes it all the more ridiculous.
Young!Leslie (4:51:57 AM): ...
Young!Leslie (4:52:07 AM): Fuck you Adrian.
Young!Eddie (4:52:08 AM): Okay. Okay. [Deeeep breaths.]
Young!Leslie (4:52:28 AM): [Looks at Eddie.] Uh- should I just leave because your boyfriend is a bastard?
Young!Eddie (4:53:05 AM): [Flatly] Should I?
Young!Adrian (4:53:07 AM): I am not about to fuck up my one functional relationship just because you need to be Rolf Müller's beard.
Young!Leslie (4:53:21 AM): Okay fuck you.
Young!Leslie (4:53:27 AM): Fine. It's fake.
Young!Adrian (4:53:33 AM): [laughs hugely]
Young!Leslie (4:53:40 AM): But don't you fucking say anything Vedit.
Young!Leslie (4:53:44 AM): I WILL END YOU.
Young!Adrian (4:53:56 AM): [still laughing] Would I, honey?
Young!Eddie (4:54:13 AM): Oh thank god. [Drops his head on Adrian's shoulder and mumbles something.]
Young!Leslie (4:54:16 AM): Who the fuck knows how your mind works.
Young!Adrian (4:54:30 AM): [pokes Eddie] This one, apparently.
Young!Leslie (4:54:37 AM): [Sighs.]
Young!Eddie (4:54:51 AM): [Makes a gesture of 'Yes, I can' proportions.]
Young!Leslie (4:54:52 AM): Happy Eddie?
Young!Leslie (4:55:16 AM): This isn't exactly a picnic for me. And I hate you and your functional relationship.
Young!Adrian (4:55:26 AM): Take "functional" loosely.
Young!Eddie (4:55:36 AM): [Looks up] Then why did you agree to it?
Young!Leslie (4:56:01 AM): Still...are you fake dating a big scary dude?
Young!Leslie (4:56:19 AM): I don't know. It seemed funny at the time. But then he was...really worried.
Young!Leslie (4:56:44 AM): And he was actually quite sorry after I yelled at him about you Eddie and
Young!Adrian (4:56:47 AM): No, I'm real dating a big scary dude.
Young!Leslie (4:56:57 AM): Forget the last part, Eddie.
Young!Leslie (4:57:13 AM): And it seemed really important to him.
Young!Leslie (4:57:31 AM): Eddie is as scary as a pile of kittens and sparkles.
Young!Eddie (4:57:53 AM): Hey!
Young!Leslie (4:57:57 AM): But this Rolf thing has made life complicated now.
Young!Eddie (4:58:03 AM): ...Wait, you yelled at him about what?
Young!Leslie (4:58:11 AM): [Hates on the Dan thing. Hates on Rolf. Hates on relationships.]
Young!Leslie (4:58:30 AM): I yelled at him...about...stuff.
Young!Eddie (4:58:43 AM): ...
Young!Leslie (4:58:56 AM): YOU LEFT ME FOR VEGAS.
Young!Adrian (4:59:10 AM): Oh god this again.
Young!Eddie (4:59:15 AM): Adrian, if I die, Rolf did it.
Young!Leslie (4:59:27 AM): He won't kill you Eddie.
Young!Leslie (4:59:31 AM): Christ.
Young!Leslie (4:59:40 AM): Drama queen.
Young!Adrian (4:59:48 AM): [scary voice:] If you die, so does someone else. [follows this up with laugh as though he's just told a very good joke]
Young!Leslie (4:59:50 AM): He was actually quite sorry.
Young!Eddie (5:00:14 AM): [Snaps] Oh, look who's talking about being a drama queen.
Young!Leslie (5:00:34 AM): [Watches Adrian.] That is just odd. See? Maybe I'm immune to Adrian Veidt. I can get how thatis supposed to be imposing but...I just can't find it as such.
Young!Leslie (5:00:41 AM): [Flips Eddie off.]
Young!Leslie (5:00:53 AM): You...skipped TOWN.
Young!Leslie (5:00:57 AM): Who does that?!
Young!Adrian (5:01:02 AM): It is imposing! God.
Young!Eddie (5:01:08 AM): I do, obviously.
Young!Leslie (5:01:15 AM): I don't think so Adrian. Maybe to 5 year olds.
Young!Leslie (5:01:28 AM): Yeah, exactly. I've never done that.
Young!Adrian (5:01:28 AM): Yeah, and Herr Müller.
Young!Adrian (5:01:33 AM): And Dan, and Eddie.
Young!Leslie (5:01:35 AM): You took my crown with that stunt.
Young!Adrian (5:01:41 AM): [thinks] Maybe it's just people who want to sleep with me
Young!Leslie (5:01:48 AM): Eddie doesn't find it imposing.
Young!Eddie (5:01:53 AM): Adrian, I think you still owe me alcohol. I'm going to need it.
Young!Leslie (5:01:54 AM): He finds it arousing.
Young!Adrian (5:01:56 AM): Well, I think the clear solution here is to make the whole world want to sleep with me.
Young!Leslie (5:01:58 AM): There is a difference.
Young!Adrian (5:02:04 AM): Sure, sure. [waves a hand]
Young!Leslie (5:02:27 AM): Eddie, stop it!
Young!Leslie (5:02:38 AM): I'm fine. Rolf isn't going to kill you.
Young!Leslie (5:02:50 AM): Dan might die though. But you wouldn't care about that.
Young!Eddie (5:03:00 AM): This conversation is making me want to kill myself. I am allowed to have a fucking drink.
Young!Leslie (5:03:22 AM): Drink all you like.
Young!Adrian (5:03:24 AM): God, I think I have to get you both drunk or I'm not going to be able to deal with you ever again.
Young!Leslie (5:03:35 AM): I was thinking more along the lines of stop whinging.
Young!Leslie (5:03:59 AM): I'm amazing Adrian. Shut your fabulous whore mouth.
Young!Adrian (5:04:26 AM): I filtered out everything in that sentence except "fabulous," just so you know.
Young!Leslie (5:05:22 AM): Is that how you get though the door. Selective hearing?
Young!Eddie (5:05:28 AM): [Has decided it's best to ignore Leslie and decides to play Undress Adrian With His Eyes, just to get to everyone a little bit.]
Young!Adrian (5:06:12 AM): Pretty much, yes. [has not yet noticed the game being played]
Young!Leslie (5:07:06 AM): [Covers her face and she glances at Eddie.]
Young!Leslie (5:07:08 AM): Want me to leave?
Young!Leslie (5:07:15 AM): I don't need to see you jump Adrian.
Young!Leslie (5:07:18 AM): ...again.
Young!Adrian (5:07:22 AM): . . .What? Oh, hello.
Young!Adrian (5:07:31 AM): [laughs inappropriately]
Young!Eddie (5:07:34 AM): Thanks for the pictures, by the way. [Still playing.]
Young!Leslie (5:07:55 AM): I was thinking I should become a photographer.
Young!Leslie (5:08:28 AM): I should submit those to the...internet
Young!Eddie (5:09:19 AM): If we catch you we can smite you, legally. No model release forms. [Has been paying attention in Political Science. Still playing.]
Young!Adrian (5:09:22 AM): [horror] DO YOU WANT ME NEVER TO BE ELECTED TO PUBLIC OFFICE.
Young!Leslie (5:09:42 AM): LIKE THAT WILL STOP YOU.
Young!Leslie (5:09:55 AM): You wouldn't Eddie. Then I'd end up in Jail.
Young!Leslie (5:10:05 AM): Which has got to gar worse then Rolf.
Young!Eddie (5:10:11 AM): No, you would end up paying us a shitton of money.
Young!Leslie (5:10:26 AM): (Screw you random Danish. Do go in my English.)
Young!Leslie (5:10:47 AM): *got to be
Young!Leslie (5:10:54 AM): *NO NOT
Young!Leslie (5:11:05 AM): (Fuck it.)
Young!Leslie (5:11:15 AM): I've got lots of money.
Young!Leslie (5:11:27 AM): I'd split my damn trust fund with you if you asked.
Young!Adrian (5:11:28 AM): So do I. [menaces]
Young!Leslie (5:11:45 AM): [Laughs at Adrian.] Scary.
Young!Eddie (5:11:49 AM): I don't want your damn trust fund.
Young!Leslie (5:11:59 AM): Then why sue?
Young!Leslie (5:12:07 AM): It's all a money thing.
Young!Eddie (5:12:08 AM): To piss you the fuck off.
Young!Leslie (5:12:13 AM): That's the world.
Young!Leslie (5:12:23 AM): Uh- I'd hire very good lawyers.
Young!Eddie (5:12:28 AM): Besides, it would get the pictures taken down.
Young!Adrian (5:12:29 AM): Ha, hypocrite. You're definitely living off mine right now.
Young!Eddie (5:12:52 AM): That's different.
Young!Leslie (5:12:55 AM): [Grins.]
Young!Leslie (5:13:00 AM): Not really.
Young!Leslie (5:13:15 AM): You're a kept boytoy Eddie Blake.
Young!Adrian (5:13:24 AM): [laughs out loud]
Young!Eddie (5:13:26 AM): Yes, really, seeing as I don't go out and blow it all on crap.
Young!Eddie (5:13:32 AM): [Growls.]
Young!Adrian (5:13:47 AM): [teasing:] What, you don't like the idea?
Young!Leslie (5:14:41 AM): You get a place to live! Food!
Young!Eddie (5:14:44 AM): [Eye roll.]
Young!Leslie (5:14:51 AM): All in exchange for sex!
Young!Leslie (5:15:03 AM): And lookin' pretty.
Young!Eddie (5:15:10 AM): Great, now I'm a prostitute.
Young!Adrian (5:15:38 AM): Oh, no you're not. [kisses him, because really, he doesn't give a fuck about Leslie] I thought you liked me.
Young!Leslie (5:16:20 AM): You'd make a lot Eddie.
Young!Eddie (5:16:22 AM): [Sighs and kisses him back.] You know I do.
Young!Eddie (5:16:29 AM): Oh for Christ's sake.
Young!Leslie (5:16:40 AM): Just like I told Adrian his calling was a rent boy in San Francisco.
Young!Eddie (5:17:17 AM): Hi, I've been poor for most of my life, let's stop talking about money now.
Young!Adrian (5:17:18 AM): Fuck you, I'm gonna rule the world.
Young!Adrian (5:17:27 AM): You, kid, are first up against the wall, by the way, Chadwicke.
Young!Eddie (5:17:47 AM): [Amused, slightly.] Aren't you a pacifist?
Young!Leslie (5:18:17 AM): Thanks Adrian.
Young!Leslie (5:18:22 AM): I respect and love you too.
Young!Adrian (5:18:25 AM): It'll be a philosophical wall of legislation and policy.
Young!Leslie (5:18:29 AM): Wench.
Young!Adrian (5:18:41 AM): I wouldn't include you in my vision of a better world if I didn't feel the same way.
Young!Eddie (5:18:48 AM): Ah.
Young!Leslie (5:19:11 AM): [Gives overly cheerful thumbs up.]
Young!Eddie (5:37:25 AM): Right. So. Adrian's going to rule the world and Leslie is going to be philosophically shot. Fun times.
Young!Adrian (5:38:00 AM): Sounds like it to me.
Young!Eddie (5:40:39 AM): I suppose I'll be on a leash or something?
Young!Adrian (5:41:01 AM): [laughs] You have my predilections mixed up, I think.
Young!Eddie (5:42:26 AM): It'd be easier if you'd just tell me.
Young!Adrian (5:44:26 AM): I don't want you on a leash. I think I'd rather the other way around. Explicit enough?
Young!Eddie (5:44:58 AM): [Grins.] Not really, no, but Leslie is in the room.
Young!Adrian (5:46:47 AM): I'll go into detail later, I promise.
Young!Eddie (5:47:37 AM): I'm holding you to that.
Young!Adrian (5:52:03 AM): Please do.
Young!Eddie (5:52:45 AM): Excruciating detail.
Young!Adrian (6:01:34 AM): I'd rather it be demonstrative, really.
Young!Eddie (7:37:38 AM): I am fairly certain I would be okay with that. (/latelatelate)
Young!Adrian (7:38:05 AM): How encouraging.
Young!Eddie (7:39:17 AM): Really, it should be. I'm not used to looking forward to educational experiences.
Young!Adrian (7:43:13 AM): Well, you know, I've instilled a love of learning in you.
Young!Eddie (7:46:59 AM): Congratulations. Really, we should celebrate, that's quite the achievement.
Young!Eddie (11:39:20 PM): [Eddie would like to know why he is here. Really.]
Young!Hollis (11:39:57 PM): [Hollis is also confused. he doesn't really do planning committees. or committees.]
Young!Adrian (11:40:07 PM): [Adrian thinks he knows and is pretty sure he himself is the reason.] Who else do you suppose is coming?
Young!Eddie (11:41:22 PM): [Eddie is pretty sure that's right.] I dunno.
Young!Adrian (11:42:06 PM): Oh, hi Hollis. How's life?
Young!Hollis (11:42:58 PM): Hey.
Young!Hollis (11:43:11 PM): Not bad? I'm not sure how I got roped into this though...
Young!Adrian (11:43:33 PM): [mouth twitches with repressed giggles] I'm magnetic.
Young!Hollis (11:44:03 PM): [laughs] I guess.
Young!Adrian (11:46:32 PM): It's practically my job. And also, I can make people do things. So. Gentlemen. Who's making decorations?
Young!Hollis (11:47:40 PM): Uh.
Young!Hollis (11:47:48 PM): Is there a theme? Like...beyond masque?
Young!Adrian (11:49:02 PM): I don't know, ought I to think of one?
Young!Eddie (11:49:27 PM): Can't you just buy decorations or some shit?
Young!Adrian (11:51:29 PM): [looks horrified] Eddie, has being in my home done nothing for your aesthetic sensibilities?
Mr. Blake (11:52:30 PM): *is there for Rolf's molesting pleasure*
Young!Eddie (11:52:32 PM): Well it's not like we're going to be buying TVs and putting them everywhere...
Mr. Muller (11:54:19 PM): *LEANS BACK AGAINST THE WALL, A SMILE TUGGING AT HIS LIPS AS HE EYE RAPES BLAKE'S HAIRY FORM. HE DOES A CAT WHISTLE TO GET HIS ATTENTION* BLAKE, DIDN'T THINK YOU'D BE HERE >:3
Young!Adrian (11:54:25 PM): Oh, go you, now Hollis knows.
Young!Hollis (11:54:46 PM): You have....TVs everywhere?
Young!Hollis (11:54:51 PM): [confused]
Young!Adrian (11:55:54 PM): Just on one wall. [bluuuush]
Young!Hollis (11:56:53 PM): ....For decoration?
Mr. Blake (11:56:55 PM): *He cringes and slowly turns around* I...got caught smoking...again...I'm not here by choice. What the hell are you doing here...? *he watches him like he's a man with an uzi in a packed room full of 2nd graders*
Young!Eddie (11:57:25 PM): They work.
Young!Hollis (11:57:26 PM): [thinks it's probably not for decoration (well, not only for decoration)]
Young!Adrian (11:57:34 PM): No, for utility. Seriously. [To Eddie:] Good going.
Young!Eddie (11:58:07 PM): Sorry, I forgot he was here!
Young!Eddie (11:58:12 PM): ...No offense, or anything...
Young!Hollis (11:58:45 PM): [scratches the back of his neck, awkward] ....No problem.
Young!Adrian (11:59:11 PM): It's fine, it's fine. [sighs] I just you know, I'm trying to keep from being blatant about my evil genius-ness. [giggles]
Mr. Muller (11:59:17 PM): FILLING IN FOR ZANDT. *SWAGGERS OVER TO HIM, LICKING HIS LIPS PREDATORILY* VELL, AT LEAST DIS VON'T BE A COMPLETE VASTE OF TIME, JA? *GRABS HIS CHIN AND RUNS A THUMB OVER HIS LIPS*
Young!Hollis (11:59:58 PM): It's ok. I think Ed's blatantness overshadows yours....
Young!Adrian (12:00:15 AM): Well, Ed says things like, "I'm an evil genius." Which helps.
Young!Eddie (12:00:26 AM): ...are you guys going to have an evil genius fight?
Young!Eddie (12:00:31 AM): Because that would be... interesting.
Young!Adrian (12:00:40 AM): [giggles more] What do you mean by that?
Mr. Blake (12:02:26 AM): *He recoils in barely hidden disgust* Yeeeaaahhhh...so uh...*he steps back some more* what are we planning again? *chews on a toothpick, looking pissed as hell with a pen tucked in ontop of his ear.*
Mr. Blake (12:02:41 AM): *Blake dgaf about school happenings*
Young!Eddie (12:03:06 AM): What, by 'evil genius fight'?
Young!Hollis (12:03:38 AM): [flatly:] Mudfighting. Obviously.
Mr. Muller (12:04:00 AM): FUCK IF I KNOW *PRESSES HIM AGAINST A WALL, TRAPPING HIM BY PRESSING HIS THICK ARMS ON EITHER SIDE OF HIM* DON'T PRETEND LIKE YOU CARE, BLAKE >:3
Young!Adrian (12:04:08 AM): Ha, yeah. Oh god mudfighting ewww.
Young!Eddie (12:06:08 AM): I don't really think that's either of your styles. He'll just wave around a magic wand and you'll use that voice.
Young!Adrian (12:06:38 AM): I am so happy about that voice.
Mr. Blake (12:06:41 AM): ...hey...I THINK I HEAR SOMEONE CALLING MY NAME!! *goes to move his arm but it is a solid brick of meat. He turns back to him with deer-in-headlights eyes* Look uh...let's make a deal here...I have my checkbook in my car...
Young!Eddie (12:07:41 AM): I figured.
Young!Adrian (12:08:20 AM): Well,I just had no idea I could do that. At all.
Mr. Muller (12:08:52 AM): *LEANS FORWARD AND SMELLS BLAKE'S NECK LIKE A CREEPER* I'M NOT HARD UP FOR CASH, BLAKE *GROWLS IN HIS EAR* I AM, HOWEVER, HARD FOR SOMEDING ELSE, IF YOU KNOW VHAT I'M SAYING HEHE...
Young!Eddie (12:09:11 AM): Adrian Veidt, selling himself short? Bloody world's ending.
Young!Adrian (12:10:01 AM): Oh fuck you. [he shoves Eddie's shoulder a bit, which is probably just an excuse to touch him]
Young!Eddie (12:11:24 AM): [Cheeky grin:] Tempting.
Young!Adrian (12:12:24 AM): [grins back] I thought we were going to be lowkey.
Mr. Blake (12:13:16 AM): ............................................................................yes...yes I do...I can...feel that very well actually...you know you're acting PRETTY unprofessional right now. THERE ARE CHILDREN AROUND.
Young!Adrian (12:14:58 AM): Blake, we're fine as long as he doesn't molest us.
Young!Adrian (12:15:05 AM): I'm barely paying attention to it at this point, honestly.
Young!Eddie (12:15:39 AM): Eh, that's boring. [And he has possession issues, but you know.]
Mr. Blake (12:16:02 AM): you...fucker...I will fucking throw you in detention of 11MILLION years
Young!Adrian (12:16:25 AM): I don't believe in detention, I've decided. Philosophically opposed.
Mr. Blake (12:16:34 AM): AND ITS MR. BLAKE
Young!Adrian (12:17:29 AM): [to Eddie:] Your older self needs to find another way to deal with his inadequacy issues.
Young!Eddie (12:17:36 AM): I'm gonna agree with him on this point, seeing as you've called me Blake.
Young!Eddie (12:17:48 AM): ...He had a shitty childhood?
Young!Adrian (12:18:16 AM): Oh, good point. Well, so did you, but I don't mind you.
Mr. Muller (12:18:41 AM): *SMILES AT THE STUDENTS, CUZ HE TOTES PROMISED NO MOLESTING FOR A WEEK IF THEY KEEP THEIR PIE-HOLES SHUT* SEE, BLAKE, VE ARE AS GOOD AS ALONE! *ROLLS HIS HIPS FOR EMPHASIS*
Young!Eddie (12:18:48 AM): Well, he didn't get disowned, either, due to the not-having-a-boyfriend part... so he was probably knocked around more.
Young!Adrian (12:19:49 AM): [Makes a small hissing sound] Fantastic. [Lightly and matter-of-factly:] Someday I am going to destroy your father's entire life.
Young!Eddie (12:20:39 AM): Bring me with you. I want to watch.
Mr. Blake (12:20:41 AM): OK ACTUALLY ITS MORE LIKE THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL TEACHERS BUT WHATEVER BECAUSE ROLF GET YOUR FUCKING ERECTION AWAY FROM ME!
Mr. Muller (12:23:19 AM): *GRABS HIS WRISTS AND PINS THEM ABOVE HIS HEAD* I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU MY BITCH, BLAKE!
Young!Adrian (12:24:07 AM): Well this is interesting. [to Eddie:] It is a shame we haven't any popcorn. Or do you find seeing this weird?
Young!Adrian (12:24:19 AM): I'm just faintly entertained.
Mr. Blake (12:25:04 AM): *He valiantly holds back a womanly scream* Wtf dude!? You are seriously a CREEPSTER!!!! *he is so incredibly pissed that his younger self won't even make a noise of protest. Won't this like fuck up the space-time anamoly and shit? WTF*
Young!Eddie (12:25:51 AM): Weird. It's weird. Plus he was groping me the other day. You really should talk to Heph about... I don't know, castrating him or something.
Young!Adrian (12:26:09 AM): He groped you?
Mr. Blake (12:26:12 AM): *He's not getting paid enough to watch over these fuckers.*
Young!Adrian (12:26:14 AM): [Adrian looks dangerous.]
Young!Eddie (12:26:18 AM): ...You were there.
Mr. Muller (12:26:27 AM): >: ( ROOD, YOUNG MAN. SHOULD NOT TALK ABOUT YOUR ELDERS IN SUCH VAYS!
Mr. Blake (12:26:40 AM): *The government couldn't pay him enough*
Young!Adrian (12:26:43 AM): Do you mean Müller or Blake?
Young!Eddie (12:26:48 AM): Muller.
Mr. Blake (12:27:05 AM): WHY THE FUCK WOULD I GROPE HIM??
Young!Adrian (12:27:10 AM): Oh, I didn't miss that. It was part of why I freaked.
Young!Adrian (12:27:18 AM): LOOK I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU PEOPLE.
Mr. Blake (12:27:28 AM): I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU
Mr. Blake (12:27:48 AM): I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU EITHER! *screams right in Rolf's face*
Young!Eddie (12:27:58 AM): I don't understand any of you and I'm the younger version of one of you and the... [makes a gesture at Adrian]
Mr. Muller (12:28:06 AM): *SWTITCHES TO HOLDING HIS WRISTS WITH ONE HAND, USING THE OTHER TO STROKE DOWN HIS CHEST AND SQUEEZE HIS NADS ROUGHLY* NOT LOOKING FOR UNDERSTANDING, BLAKE!
Young!Eddie (12:28:07 AM): You're all fucking nuts.
Young!Eddie (12:28:14 AM): But I should be used to it.
Young!Eddie (12:28:23 AM): It's exciting, at least.
Young!Adrian (12:28:46 AM): [blinks and looks away from the molestation] Jesus Christ. This is weird.
Mr. Blake (12:29:03 AM): ASDFGHJKL CAN YOU AT LEAST NOT FUCKING MOLEST ME IN FRONT OF MY YOUNGER SELF? I DON'T WANNA GROW UP INTO A PUSSY OR ANYTHING IN THE PAST-FUTURE
Young!Eddie (12:29:13 AM): I wish he would stop saying our name.
Mr. Muller (12:30:16 AM): *COCKS AND EYEBROW BUT NODS, GRABING BLAKE AND TUCKIN HIM UNDER ONE ARM LIKE A DOLL* OKAY, BOYS, UR ON YOUR OWN! *SMACKS VEIDT'S ASS ON THE WAY OUT* DON'T FORGET OUR DEAL NOW!
Mr. Blake (12:30:51 AM): DEAL!? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH EVERYONE!?
Young!Eddie (12:31:02 AM): Groping them.
Mr. Blake (12:31:07 AM): STOP THAT
Young!Adrian (12:31:22 AM): FUCK
Young!Adrian (12:31:31 AM): Oh my god I hate that man fucking touching me.
Young!Adrian (12:31:45 AM): [fumes]
Mr. Muller (12:31:52 AM): DON'T VORRY I JUST PROMISED TO STOP VITH THE GRAB ASS VITH THEM FOR A WEEK. VHICH I COULD STILL RETRACT *POINTS A FINGER AT THEM BOTH FOR EMPHASIS*
Mr. Blake (12:32:18 AM): ...*he just hangs there limply* Mother FUCKER...
Young!Adrian (12:32:19 AM): Müller, someday I am going to ruin you.
Mr. Muller (12:32:38 AM): TAKE A NUMBER, TWINK *WINKS AT HIM*
Young!Eddie (12:33:02 AM): Oh god he did not just say that.
Young!Eddie (12:33:15 AM): [also fumes]
Mr. Blake (12:33:33 AM): ... thanks guys...
Young!Adrian (12:33:40 AM): Apparently he did.
Mr. Muller (12:33:53 AM): *WALKS OUT AND THROWS BLAKE INTO A CONVEINENT CLOSET, LOCKING THE DOOR BEHIND THEM* NOW, VHERE VERE WE....>:3
Young!Eddie (12:34:21 AM): ...God I hope that is not my future.
Mr. Blake (12:34:48 AM): UHHH....OK. LISTEN. YOU'RE LIKE A FUCKING BEAST OK? I'VE GOTTEN THE SHIT KICKED OUTTA ME BEFORE, SO LET'S LIKE, GET THIS OVER WITH LIKE MEN ALRIGHT? JUST DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU NEED TO DO AND LET'S PART WAYS.
Young!Adrian (12:35:34 AM): [dryly:] I'm going to try to keep it from being your future, really.
Mr. Blake (12:35:43 AM): JUST LET ME HAVE THE ABILITY TO WALK PLEASE!
Mr. Blake (12:35:46 AM): That's all I ask
Mr. Muller (12:35:54 AM): DAS MOAR LIKE IT! *RIPS OFF BLAKES SHIRT AND PANTS/BOXERS, FLIPPING HIM OVER TO EXPOSE HIS FURRY, SQUARE ASS* CAN'T PROMISE DAT >:3
Young!Eddie (12:36:11 AM): Thoughtful of you.
Mr. Blake (12:36:26 AM): ASSHOLE! DON'T TOUCH MY FUCKING BALLS OR DICK OR I'LL SNIPE YOU IN THE MORNING
Young!Adrian (12:37:07 AM): I believe he owns several guns, there's at least that.
Mr. Muller (12:37:24 AM): *SIGHS* VHATEVER. BLAKE YOUR SUCH A FAG *KNEADS HIS ASS LIKE HE WANTS TO RIP IT OFF*
Young!Eddie (12:37:48 AM): Mm, true. And knows how to use them. I do, at least.
Young!Eddie (12:37:57 AM): Plus there's that whole "I was in the war" thing.
Mr. Blake (12:38:08 AM): FAG? I'm not the one raping other men!...you FAG. You better have some FUCKING lube in your pocket.
Young!Adrian (12:38:23 AM): Oh yeah, you were. How being in Vietnam works out for you I don't know.
Mr. Muller (12:38:46 AM): HEHE...VE VON'T BE NEEDING LUB TONIGHT, WHORE >:3 *SPREADS HIS ASS AND BENDS DOWN, LICKIN HIS ASSHOLE WITH HIS ROUGH TONGUE*
Young!Adrian (12:38:48 AM): . . .you know how to use a gun?
Mr. Blake (12:39:33 AM): *He screams so fucking loud it sounds like a fire alarm* YOU MOTHER FUCKERRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 *kicks out his legs, hoping to hit something vital, like his COCK, and break it*
Young!Eddie (12:39:46 AM): [Shrugs] Yeah. My old man wasn't always a complete asshole.
Mr. Muller (12:41:27 AM): *SMACKS HIS ASS SO HARD THERE'S A BRIGHT RED ROLF-SIZED HANDPRINT* DON'T STRUGGLE! ONLY MAKES THINGS VORSE *DIVES BACK DOWN TO SHOVE THAT CREEPILY LONG TONGUE INTO BLAKE'S MAN CUNT*
Young!Adrian (12:42:18 AM): Wow. Guns. [Adrian sighs thoughtfully, pretending the idea of Eddie with a gun is not sexy]
Mr. Blake (12:43:37 AM): *His face twists into horrified positions as his most personal of spaces is voilated by this fucking creeper. He wished at that moment that he could at least FART or something to get back at him.* FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU...
Mr. Muller (12:44:56 AM): MMMHMMM *CAN'T REALLY ANSWER CUZ HIS TONGUE IS KINDA BUSY TASTING BLAKE'S G-SPOT*
Young!Eddie (12:45:34 AM): Ha, yeah. I'm actually a pretty good shot, but I haven't touched one in... god, a while.
Mr. Blake (12:45:58 AM): WWWOOOOOOAAAAAAAAH GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY PROSTATE YOU SICK FUCK. JUST GET ON WITH IT!!! *squirms in horror*
Young!Adrian (12:46:29 AM): I'm philosophically opposed to them. [looks at his nails]
Young!Eddie (12:47:23 AM): Them or what they can do?
Young!Adrian (12:48:04 AM): The ownership of them for recreation.
Young!Adrian (12:48:09 AM): I suppose.
Mr. Muller (12:49:01 AM): *LAPS AT IT LIKE A DOG, BLAKE'S SQUIRMING TOTES MAKING HIS DIGGET HAWD, BUT FINALLY PULLS BACK, LICKING HIS LIPS IN SATISFACTION. * JA, SHOULD BE GOOD ENOUGH *UNZIPS HIS MASSIVE PANTS SNAKE*
Young!Eddie (12:49:48 AM): Huh. [Isn't going to argue with that because he doesn't really care.]
Mr. Blake (12:50:23 AM): *He is SO FUCKING happy that his tongue is gone, and makes the mistake of turning around. He sees his GIANT fucking boner and nearly passes out.* You know what..THAT. WON'T. FIT. I'm just gonna tell you right now, alright? There's no fucking way...
Young!Adrian (12:50:32 AM): . . .I think I'm worried about the other you, Eddie.
Young!Eddie (12:53:13 AM): Yeah, he's probably not enjoying himself right now.
Mr. Muller (1:04:26 AM): SHUT YOUR BITCH MOUTH *WHIPS OUT SUM LUB AND SLATHERS UP THAT ANACONDA. HE LEANS OVER BLAKE, HIS CAWK ASSUMING THE POSITION* I SHALL MAKE IT FIT. *SHOVES THAT THING IN WITH ONE MIGHTY THRUST*
Mr. Blake (1:12:24 AM): FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING MAKE IT FIT BY FUCKING TEARING IT OPEN MAYBE!!! *groans in a not at all enjoying it kind of way and thinks of all the ways he can make his brains splatter against a wall with different guns*
Mr. Muller (1:14:53 AM): *STARTS POUNDIN DAT ASS INTO OBLIVION, GRUNTING LIKE A FUCKIN BEAST.* LITTLE...BITCH....-UNF- *GRABS A HANDFUL OF HAIR AND YANKS THAT SHIT BACK SO HE CAN FUCK HIM AT A DIFFERENT ANGLE*
Mr. Blake (1:22:14 AM): *The only thing keeping him from trying to gnaw his wrists open and killing himself is the satisfaction of killing this mother fucker*
Mr. Muller (1:24:20 AM): *FUCKS HIM IN ALL KINDS OF CRAZY ASS ANGLES, BLAKE'S RAGE ONLY SPURRING HIM ON* JA, YOU'RE SO FUCKIN HOT VHEN YOUR ANGRY, YOU LITTLE MAN-WHORE *FUCKS HIM LIKE HE MEANS IT*
Mr. Blake (1:25:03 AM): ASDFGHJKL MAN-WHORE!? I'LL SHOOT YOU THREE TIMES!! I'LL SHOOT YOU THREE TIMES! *HOLDS UP 4 FINGERS IN HIS PAINFUL FURY*
Mr. Muller (1:29:13 AM): FUNNY, I'M ABOUT TO SHOOT INTO YOU THREE TIMES AHYEEKHYEEK(LOL COULDN'T RESIST) *BITES DOWN ON HIS NECK AS HE JACKHAMMERS INTO HIM*
Mr. Blake (1:32:04 AM): RRRRAAAAAHHHGGGGLLLEEE!!!! *feels membranes being fucking pwnd in Rolf's wake. He had a feeling he'd need some hospital time after this*
Mr. Muller (1:38:21 AM): *SQUEEZES BLAKES THICK HIPS AS HE FUCKS HIS WAY THROUGH THAT MESSED UP RECTUM LIKE HE WANTS TO MURDER IT* READY FOR MY JELLY BABIES, TIGHTASS? *SMACKS HIS ASS*
Mr. Blake (1:39:14 AM): I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING CHOICE!!! *winces and prays to whatever powers exist that he can still use the lower half of his body after this*
Mr. Muller (1:41:48 AM): *THRUSTS INTO HIM SO HARD HE'S SURE HE'S PENETRATED INTO SMALL INTESTINE, BLOWING HIS LOAD SO FAR UP INSIDE BLAKE WILL HAVE TO DIGEST IT. HE PULLS OUT AND WIPES IT ON BLAKES TORN CLOTHING, TUCKING HIMSELF BACK IN.* AH...NOTHING LIKE A FRESH PIECE OF ASS, AMIRITE BLAKE?
Mr. Blake (1:42:25 AM): ...............................................................................*collapses to the ground with a string of obscenities*
Mr. Muller (1:43:42 AM): *SMACKS HIS ASS AND OPENS THE DOOR, TOTES NOT GAF AT BLAKE'S STATE OF UNDRESS* ALRIGHT, VELL, SEE YOU AROUND, JA? *SMACK HIS ASS ONE MORE TIME AND GOES BACK TO GYM CLASS OR WATEVER*
Mr. Blake (1:44:40 AM): *gets dressed in a hurry and limps off to class, angry like a mother fucker and ready to pop a cap in this Natsi fucker's head*
Young!Eddie (1:45:39 AM): [Watches them run by whereverthefucktheyare] ...Nope, not a good time.
Young!Adrian (1:45:57 AM): Christ almighty. No, definitely not.
Young!Eddie (1:47:05 AM): Great, he's going to be in a bad mood now.
Young!Adrian (1:47:17 AM): But Müller seems sated?
Young!Eddie (1:48:02 AM): Suppose. Dunno if that means much though.
Young!Adrian (1:49:03 AM): I'll try not to think about it, I think.
Mr. Blake (1:49:26 AM): *Later on when he gets home he starts to check on his sniper rifle and packs it away, fulling intent on blowing his brains out...the end*
Mr
Young!Eddie (1:50:21 AM): Good plan. [shudders] Fuck, I'm going to be hearing him saying 'Blake' like that all the time now.
Young!Adrian (1:50:44 AM): . . .I think I just stood by during a sexual assault and did nothing.
Young!Adrian (1:50:52 AM): This is calling my morality into serious question, this "knowing you
Young!Adrian (1:50:55 AM): " thing.
Young!Eddie (1:51:27 AM): ...We were too disturbed to move?
Young!Eddie (1:51:48 AM): And you've known me for a long time, so you can't pull that.
Young!Adrian (1:52:04 AM): Oh, I meant carnally.
Young!Adrian (1:52:22 AM): [smirks] But I'm sure he'll have his revenge.
Young!Eddie (1:53:20 AM): Ah. [also smirks] Yeah, he will. I would, so he definitely will.
Young!Adrian (1:53:56 AM): Oh my. Should we be worried, or just Müller?
Young!Eddie (1:54:16 AM): ...Yeah, we might want to be a little worried.
Young!Eddie (1:54:34 AM): I'm not as bad as he is, so... yeah.
Young!Adrian (1:55:05 AM): No. As I said, you're palatable enough.
Young!Eddie (1:56:08 AM): Obviously. [grins a bit]
Young!Adrian (1:59:08 AM): Oh, is it that clear?
Young!Eddie (2:00:22 AM): Considering I'm living with you and half at least a vague idea of what goes on in your head, it's there.
Young!Adrian (2:00:50 AM): You do? [he looks oddly hopeful] Tell me, then.
Young!Eddie (2:01:44 AM): What's going on in it right now?
Young!Adrian (2:02:02 AM): Sure, make a guess.
Young!Eddie (2:05:10 AM): You want me to tell you and be at least somewhat right, because you're really fucking smart but it puts you on a completely different level from other people. I think that's what it is, anyway. [Pauses] Also, sex.
Young!Adrian (2:06:16 AM): [smiles, rather slowly] This is why I like you.
Young!Eddie (2:09:19 AM): [crooked grin] Almost ten years on you alone and a hell of a lot of time watching people. But if anyone asks, you don't know a thing.
Young!Adrian (2:12:40 AM): You were watching all that time? I'm somewhat impressed.
Young!Eddie (2:14:17 AM): Maybe not consciously, but my memory's better than you'd think.
Young!Adrian (2:25:40 AM): Oh fuck, we're supposed to be party planning. [laughs] Right!
Young!Leslie (2:26:26 AM): [Hears voices through the door and pokes her head in.] What the hell? I haven't seen you two all day.
Young!Eddie (2:26:52 AM): Dude, we were just traumatized. I don't think I can think about how much punch we're supposed to ha- [looks up at her voice] Hey Les.
Young!Adrian (2:27:24 AM): Leslie, hey. We've been at my house. It's odd having people other than me and Heph in it again.
Young!Leslie (2:27:35 AM): Yo. [Opens the door and wanders in.] What's been up? Why are you guys plotting in a room.
Young!Adrian (2:27:57 AM): I plot, it's my fucking nature.
Young!Eddie (2:28:34 AM): ...That's true, actually.
Young!Leslie (2:29:08 AM): You're house?
Young!Leslie (2:29:14 AM): Both of you?
Young!Eddie (2:30:13 AM): I was threatened.
Young!Adrian (2:30:23 AM): I couldn't throw him out onto the street. Moral sense, remember?
Young!Leslie (2:32:02 AM): Moral sense is for suckers.
Young!Leslie (2:32:28 AM): You let Adrian fucking Veidt threaten you?
Young!Eddie (2:32:55 AM): Between him and his older self? Uh, yeah.
Young!Adrian (2:33:27 AM): We're scary, you didn't get the memo?
Young!Leslie (2:33:37 AM): Oh wel...I don't either one would actually hurt you.
Young!Leslie (2:33:44 AM): You don't scare me Adrian.
Young!Leslie (2:33:58 AM): Mr. V just confuses me.
Young!Adrian (2:35:02 AM): Maybe not yet. And you don't know that. [he laughs lightly] How're you?
Young!Eddie (2:35:44 AM): They probably would. [grumbles slightly]
Young!Adrian (2:35:59 AM): Like you'd mind.
Young!Eddie (2:36:19 AM): ...Not the point.
Young!Leslie (2:37:15 AM): I'm...pretty okay. I don't know.
Young!Eddie (2:39:40 AM): [As much as he likes Leslie, he does not want her bringing up Dan around Adrian, and so blurts out:] So who's your boyfriend?
Young!Leslie (2:40:00 AM): ...
Young!Adrian (2:40:25 AM): You have a boyfriend? I was not told!
Young!Adrian (2:40:29 AM): [furious face]
Young!Leslie (2:40:32 AM): ...
Young!Leslie (2:40:44 AM): [Makes a face back.] I haven't seen you in ages.
Young!Eddie (2:40:47 AM): She won't say who it is.
Young!Leslie (2:41:17 AM): Why do you care?
Young!Adrian (2:41:35 AM): Jack to her Karen. Hello. Supposed to know this stuff.
Young!Eddie (2:41:44 AM): [Raises an eyebrow.] Is that a serious question?
Young!Leslie (2:42:48 AM): Uh- maybe?
Young!Leslie (2:42:55 AM): And it's no one really.
Young!Adrian (2:42:57 AM): Yeah, for fuck's sake, Leslie. I am the gay mafia -- Eddie's like, the depraved bi mafia -- and we must know things.
Young!Leslie (2:42:59 AM): It doesn't matter.
Young!Adrian (2:43:11 AM): Also, if it's some fucker who's an asshole to you, we can kill him.
Young!Leslie (2:43:30 AM): You guys are assholes to me too!
Young!Leslie (2:43:39 AM): It's not like it's uncommon here.
Young!Eddie (2:44:38 AM): But we're assholes in a good way!
Young!Adrian (2:44:56 AM): Exactly! Helpful assholes!
Young!Eddie (2:45:44 AM): Also, depraved bi mafia?
Young!Adrian (2:46:17 AM): That's you, kid.
Young!Leslie (2:46:24 AM): Haha, I agree with Adrian's desciption.
Young!Eddie (2:47:25 AM): I'm not depraved! ...Well, not really... er...
Young!Adrian (2:48:05 AM): [gives him the "for serious, Eddie?" look]
Young!Leslie (2:48:44 AM): [Shrugs at the two.] I think you are.
Young!Leslie (2:48:55 AM): But, uh, in a totally good way.
Young!Eddie (2:49:28 AM): Well it's not like I kick puppies!
Young!Eddie (2:49:55 AM): I just do dumbass shit.
Young!Leslie (2:49:59 AM): I would not be your friend if you did.
Young!Leslie (2:50:07 AM): And I continue to be your friend because of that.
Young!Leslie (2:50:26 AM): Sooooo [tries to change the subject,] how is Adrian's place?
Young!Adrian (2:50:55 AM): It's not bad dumbass shit. Well, sometimes it is.
Young!Eddie (2:51:38 AM): Yeah, yeah, I'm a moron, we know. And it's fine. How's your boyfriend?
Young!Adrian (2:52:39 AM): [hugely amused, decides he's going to watch this play out]
Young!Leslie (2:53:14 AM): He's absolutely fine, Eddie. Maybe, one day, you'll even meet him.
Young!Eddie (2:53:33 AM): Maybe I've already met him. [folds his arms]
Young!Adrian (2:53:58 AM): That's what I'm thinking. Our social circle is practically incestuous, hon.
Young!Leslie (2:55:52 AM): There are like...other students at this school, Jesus.
Young!Leslie (2:56:17 AM): And he's absolutely fine. Don't worry about it. He's nice, he's goodlooking...
Young!Adrian (2:57:12 AM): Honey, is he nice to you?
Young!Eddie (2:57:34 AM): You don't talk to the other students. Soo.
Young!Leslie (2:58:03 AM): I can make friends. You guys all abandoned me and Byron is in the hospital. Dan is moping.
Young!Leslie (2:58:07 AM): I needed to meet more people.
Young!Leslie (2:58:37 AM): And he's nice to me, [doesn't add "in his own way,"], Adrian.
Young!Adrian (2:58:46 AM): . . .good point. [looks miserable at the mention of Byron]
Young!Eddie (2:59:38 AM): We didn't abandon you! ...Vegas doesn't count.
Young!Leslie (2:59:44 AM): [Sighs and watches Adrian.] He'll be fine. By- I mean.
Young!Leslie (2:59:51 AM): YOU LEFT ME HERE EDDIE.
Young!Leslie (2:59:57 AM): Vegas so does count!
Young!Eddie (2:59:58 AM): [looks away at the mention of Byron]
Young!Eddie (3:00:03 AM): NO, IT DOESN'T.
Young!Leslie (3:00:07 AM): HOW?
Young!Leslie (3:00:09 AM): YOU LEFT.
Young!Adrian (3:00:12 AM): You want him to fucking take you so you can be fuckups together?
Young!Leslie (3:00:18 AM): You said not to call you, EVER.
Young!Eddie (3:00:27 AM): You said you hated me!
Young!Leslie (3:00:30 AM): That is abandoning me.
Young!Adrian (3:00:38 AM): [breathes deeply]
Young!Leslie (3:00:39 AM): Shut up Adrian.
Young!Leslie (3:00:42 AM): And yes.
Young!Leslie (3:00:56 AM): Jesus Christ I could have gotten him to get that fucking rib looked at sooner.
Young!Leslie (3:01:12 AM): [Pauses and hopes the cause of the rib isn't brought up.]
Young!Leslie (3:01:33 AM): I say I hate you all the time Eddie. I also say I love you all the time too.
Young!Adrian (3:01:38 AM): [for whatever reason, this makes him snap] You know what? NO FIGHTING TODAY. Cannot do it.
Young!Leslie (3:01:44 AM): Yoiu just happened to leave at the former.
Young!Leslie (3:02:04 AM): [Raises an eyebrow at Adrian.] He started it.
Young!Adrian (3:02:42 AM): Oh, right. [To Eddie:] Don't fight. I am at full drama capacity.
Young!Eddie (3:02:56 AM): How the hell did I sta- [Growls slightly.]
Young!Eddie (3:03:10 AM): Fine.
Young!Eddie (3:03:16 AM): But you're making it up to me later.
Young!Adrian (3:03:33 AM): [smirk] I'm sure I am.
Young!Leslie (3:03:34 AM): I hope you're talking to Adrian.
Young!Leslie (3:03:37 AM): Oh thank god.
Young!Adrian (3:03:42 AM): . . .we're so bad at being lowkey.
Young!Leslie (3:04:09 AM): ...SO! I suppose you too are shacking up and having sex now?
Young!Leslie (3:04:19 AM): [Frowns.]
Young!Eddie (3:04:52 AM): ...
Young!Eddie (3:05:00 AM): [Is letting Adrian answer.]
Young!Adrian (3:05:11 AM): [was going to let Eddie answer]
Young!Adrian (3:05:21 AM): [AWKWARD SILENCE IS GO]
Young!Adrian (3:06:53 AM): . . .why do you ask?
Young!Leslie (3:07:02 AM): Okay...who's mute now?
Young!Leslie (3:07:18 AM): Because you guys caused a lot of fucking trouble and I want to be it was worth it.
Young!Leslie (3:07:43 AM): Because if you two are fucking together I am going to set Adrian's hats on fire.
Young!Adrian (3:07:55 AM): You leave my hats alone.
Young!Eddie (3:08:13 AM): Hey, I'm the pyro!
Young!Leslie (3:11:49 AM): Where do you think I learned that setting things on fire was fun?
Young!Adrian (3:12:11 AM): . . .the madhouse?
Young!Eddie (3:12:14 AM): ...Oh, right.
Young!Leslie (3:13:00 AM): Well then.
Young!Leslie (3:13:09 AM): Answer my question.
Young!Adrian (3:13:57 AM): . . .Eddie, are you going to make me do the PR?
Young!Leslie (3:14:12 AM): Jesus Christ.
Young!Eddie (3:14:21 AM): ...Well, you're better with words.
Young!Leslie (3:14:28 AM): I will just assume "Like bunnies" is the answer.
Young!Adrian (3:14:38 AM): I resent that comparison.
Young!Leslie (3:14:56 AM): Resentment but not denial.
Young!Adrian (3:15:16 AM): The shortest answer is yes.
Young!Adrian (3:15:28 AM): To your original question, I mean.
Young!Leslie (3:17:32 AM): Excellent.
Young!Leslie (3:17:35 AM): So...
Young!Leslie (3:17:39 AM): Eddie, how is he?
Young!Leslie (3:17:50 AM): You did promise to tell me.
Young!Eddie (3:17:59 AM): I said maybe!
Young!Adrian (3:18:07 AM): You promised what?
Young!Adrian (3:18:10 AM): [mouth open]
Young!Eddie (3:18:20 AM): I didn't promise anything!
Young!Leslie (3:18:31 AM): You said YES
Young!Adrian (3:18:42 AM): Just assume I'm fantastic.
Young!Leslie (3:18:42 AM): You so did.
Young!Leslie (3:18:50 AM): Nah, I need details.
Young!Eddie (3:18:56 AM): I think I said I'd be biased, actually.
Young!Leslie (3:19:12 AM): It're more fun to see you anxious Adrian.
Young!Leslie (3:19:27 AM): [Makes shushing motions at Eddie.]
Young!Adrian (3:19:59 AM): Are we supposed to say we're a thing, by the way, or not? [tries to look not-care-y]
Young!Eddie (3:20:46 AM): It's up to you. [tries to not look like he's inwardly screaming YES FUCK YES GOD]
Young!Leslie (3:21:08 AM): [Laughs.] You guys are hilarious.
Young!Adrian (3:22:08 AM): We're not just fucking then, Les, we're a thing. [grins] Better sounding for you, that?
Young!Leslie (3:22:49 AM): Yes, yes it is.
Young!Leslie (3:23:32 AM): I was hoping more for "dating", "one and only", "true love", but okay
Young!Adrian (3:24:15 AM): [blushes furiously and has decided never to speak again]
Young!Eddie (3:24:55 AM): [rubs the back of his neck]
Young!Adrian (3:25:33 AM): Things are good.
Young!Leslie (3:25:35 AM): [Claps her hands.] Good. So at least you two can stop being overdramatic now!
Young!Leslie (3:25:41 AM): Now to work on the rest of the school.
Young!Adrian (3:26:54 AM): Good luck. [he sighs] I had a really weird idea about how to fix it the other day.
Young!Eddie (3:27:04 AM): [Eyes him] Oh?
Young!Leslie (3:27:13 AM): Please don't say orgy.
Young!Adrian (3:27:45 AM): Nah. What if -- bear with me -- what if everyone thought there was some larger threat?
Young!Adrian (3:27:57 AM): I mean, that would certainly stop drama.
Young!Eddie (3:27:59 AM): ...we're in high school. Do we have larger threats?
Young!Leslie (3:28:17 AM): Uniforms?
Young!Adrian (3:28:32 AM): [gestures madly] Or explosions! . . .It's not exactly a normal school, I wouldn't rule that one out as a possibility.
Young!Leslie (3:28:55 AM): You are way too excited about explosions at the school Adrian.
Young!Eddie (3:28:58 AM): You would all think I did it and try and kill me and I would be pissed.
Young!Adrian (3:29:35 AM): You're completely missing the point, it would be clear that the source was from elsewhere, and then we'd like, unite.
Young!Eddie (3:30:32 AM): I think we'd all just be glad we didn't have to go to school, really... unless it actually like, hurt someone... [pauses] ...Oh.
Young!Adrian (3:31:48 AM): Don't worry, I'm just theorizing.
Young!Leslie (3:32:58 AM): ...
Young!Eddie (3:33:21 AM): Maybe I am a bad influence...
Young!Leslie (3:33:33 AM): Okay, that sort of thing makes me scared of you, Adrian.
Young!Adrian (3:33:40 AM): Theorizing, geez. Remember what you said about me walking around just thinking?
Young!Adrian (3:33:51 AM): God, please don't be scared of me, Les. It's just me.
Young!Eddie (3:34:18 AM): Ah, right. Yeah. [Actually still probably wouldn't care as long as it wasn't someone he knew because he's a bastard like that.]
Young!Leslie (3:35:01 AM): Just don't blow up the school.
Young!Eddie (3:35:04 AM): I dunno, even in theory... maybe if we were older, but the drama doesn't just exist in this building.
Young!Leslie (3:35:40 AM): And if you do make sure we all out of there.
Young!Leslie (3:35:54 AM): Like me, Dan, Eddie...y'know. The crew.
Young!Adrian (3:36:06 AM): I won't blow up the school.
Young!Adrian (3:36:22 AM): God what kind of a person do you think I am.
Young!Eddie (3:37:06 AM): Like I said, you and Ed are going to have an evil genius battle someday.
Young!Adrian (3:38:00 AM): Yeah, and then Hollis suggested a mudfight. [wrinkles nose]
Young!Leslie (3:38:10 AM): ...
Young!Leslie (3:38:23 AM): Please please PLEASE wear clothes in said fight?
Young!Leslie (3:38:28 AM): Well...maybe not Ed.
Young!Eddie (3:39:09 AM): Hey, if they're going to have a mudfight, they have to do it all the way! [Pauses] Wait, no, other people will watch.
Young!Adrian (3:39:16 AM): [evil smile] Definitely not Ed.
Young!Leslie (3:40:31 AM): I- uh. Ew.
Young!Adrian (3:40:43 AM): What, you don't think Ed's hot?
Young!Leslie (3:41:31 AM): No I still thinkin about it. Then I remembered foxy boxing.
Young!Leslie (3:41:36 AM): *I was
Young!Leslie (3:41:48 AM): Then imagined you in a foxy boxing outfit.
Young!Leslie (3:41:59 AM): But yes, Edi is smokin' hot.
Young!Adrian (3:42:01 AM): What the hell is foxy boxing, hon?
Young!Eddie (3:42:02 AM): What the hell is that?
Young!Adrian (3:42:12 AM): Jinx, Eddie.
Young!Eddie (3:42:28 AM): [Hmphs.]
Young!Eddie (3:42:57 AM): ['cause now he can't talk]
Young!Leslie (3:44:04 AM): Generally hot ladies box in gold lame short short. Cropped shirts. Sometimes wet.
Young!Adrian (3:44:48 AM): Oh. Sounds like something you'd know, depraved bi mafia. [arches an eyebrow at him]
Young!Eddie (3:45:34 AM): [Shrugs.]
Young!Leslie (3:45:44 AM): [Wills Eddie to say something because she wants to hit him.]
Young!Eddie (3:46:00 AM): [Glares]
Young!Adrian (3:46:01 AM): [grins at Leslie] I like him like this.
Young!Leslie (3:46:13 AM): [Nods.] I know!
Young!Eddie (3:46:21 AM): [Leans over and bites him.]
Young!Leslie (3:46:22 AM): Very peaceful.
Young!Adrian (3:46:38 AM): [yelps]
Young!Adrian (3:46:52 AM): PEACEFUL MY ASS.
Young!Eddie (3:46:55 AM): [Looks pleased with himself]
Young!Leslie (3:48:00 AM): You stayed in biting Range.
Young!Adrian (3:48:14 AM): Oh, you're saying it's my fault?
Young!Leslie (3:48:15 AM): [Wonders if she should tell Eddie now about Rolf...since he can't talk.]
Young!Leslie (3:48:24 AM): Everything is. Eddie and I decided.
Young!Eddie (3:49:18 AM): Ohthankgod I can talk again.
Young!Adrian (3:49:31 AM): Well I'm very sorry. And oh no, I liked you better before.
Young!Leslie (3:49:34 AM): Damn!
Young!Adrian (3:49:40 AM): By the way, I'll take my revenge later.
Young!Leslie (3:49:44 AM): Damn damn damn damn damn.
Young!Eddie (3:49:53 AM): Oh?
Young!Adrian (3:50:06 AM): [in his scary voice] Yes.
Young!Eddie (3:50:58 AM): [Would melt in a good way if Eddie Blake melted, which he doesn't.]
Young!Leslie (3:51:06 AM): [Looks at Adrian with amusement.] That was different.
Young!Adrian (3:51:41 AM): [normally:] Isn't it great?
Young!Eddie (3:51:47 AM): Yes.
Young!Eddie (3:51:54 AM): ...
Young!Adrian (3:52:10 AM): [throws him a filthy look]
Young!Leslie (3:52:17 AM): It seems like a good CEO voice. It reminded me of my dad actually.
Young!Leslie (3:52:23 AM): And-
Young!Leslie (3:52:30 AM): [Looks at Eddie.]
Young!Eddie (3:52:39 AM): What?!
Young!Leslie (3:53:00 AM): [Makes a face.] Really?
Young!Eddie (3:53:49 AM): [Grumbled:] I like noises and talking and it's kinda hot, shut up.
Young!Adrian (3:54:05 AM): [giggles] Face it, I'm a hot bitch, Les. You may as well deal with it now.
Young!Leslie (3:55:18 AM): Well- you are a bitch.
Young!Leslie (3:55:50 AM): And I suppose I can see where he's coming from but...you're like Adrian Veidt. It's hard to see you as hot.
Young!Eddie (3:56:02 AM): No it isn't.
Young!Adrian (3:57:04 AM): It really isn't. [sticks out his tongue at her]
Young!Leslie (3:58:44 AM): Ergh. It's like thinking my cousin is hot.
Young!Adrian (4:01:00 AM): Well, do you have any hot cousins?
Young!Eddie (4:01:16 AM): [is amused]
Young!Leslie (4:01:43 AM): I would like to say all the Chadwickes are very good looking.
Young!Adrian (4:05:53 AM): Of course, honey.
Young!Adrian (4:06:04 AM): So do we have your blessing and all that rubbish?
Young!Leslie (4:06:31 AM): Yes.
Young!Leslie (4:06:39 AM): But have you spoke to Daniel?
Young!Leslie (4:06:50 AM): He's being all emo and whiny.
Young!Leslie (4:07:01 AM): And confusing and I'm starting to hate him.
Young!Eddie (4:07:08 AM): [gives her a 'I will snipe you like JFK’ look]
Young!Leslie (4:07:08 AM): We yell at each other a lot.
Young!Adrian (4:07:10 AM): [sighs massively] Oh god. No.
Young!Adrian (4:07:33 AM): I mean, we broke up. But jesus, I just feel like a little shit.
Young!Leslie (4:07:38 AM): [Shrugs at Eddie.] Needed to ask.
Young!Leslie (4:07:58 AM): I- uh. Don't have any comment on that.
Young!Eddie (4:07:58 AM): [Sighs.] Yeah, I know.
Young!Eddie (4:08:47 AM): And Byron's in the hospital and I was his emergency contact. [groans]
Young!Leslie (4:09:00 AM): He's brightened up a bit though now that Laurie is coming back. [Bitter.]
Young!Adrian (4:09:02 AM): [holds up one hand in protest] Please. I know it isn't real, but he makes me feel like a decent human being. [bitter laughter] And oh my god, yeah. That was not a good night.
Young!Leslie (4:09:10 AM): They called you?
Young!Leslie (4:09:21 AM): Jesus.
Young!Eddie (4:09:32 AM): Adrian. You're a decent human being, okay?
Young!Eddie (4:09:37 AM): And yeah.
Young!Eddie (4:09:41 AM): It was... not fun.
Young!Adrian (4:10:14 AM): [flatly:] I was there when he collapsed.
Young!Leslie (4:10:21 AM): Adrian, you are an asshole but you are a decent human being. As long as the school doesn't blow up with me in it.
Young!Leslie (4:10:37 AM): Fuck, that was you? He never said it was you with him.
Young!Adrian (4:11:07 AM): That was me. I called the ambulance.
Young!Leslie (4:11:23 AM): I haven't gotten much from him except that he wants out of rehab.
Young!Leslie (4:11:31 AM): Well- thank you for not letting him die Adrian.
Young!Leslie (4:11:34 AM): Shit-
Young!Leslie (4:11:47 AM): I didn't meant to imply you would or anything.
Young!Adrian (4:12:06 AM): [very quietly:] I wouldn't have. It isn't my nature.
Young!Eddie (4:13:21 AM): [Reaches over to rub his back, because idk, that's what he does.]
Young!Leslie (4:13:28 AM): I know Adrian.
Young!Leslie (4:14:08 AM): He'll be okay though. He's already cracking jokes about getting matching tattoos.
Young!Eddie (4:14:23 AM): [stays quiet]
Young!Adrian (4:14:30 AM): Of course he is. [leans on Eddie's shoulder] Are you all right?
Young!Leslie (4:14:52 AM): I think Hollis will be falling all over himself to take of him too.
Young!Eddie (4:16:16 AM): Yeah. It's just... he was a mess, when I talked to him. Thinks Hollis is going to go off with Bill, convinced he's going to die alone, there's talk about going to an institution... and even though he was already messed up, I just made it worse, y'know?
Young!Adrian (4:17:43 AM): People don't make other people worse. I'd know; I was like this when I was five.
Young!Adrian (4:17:56 AM): Jesus, I hate to say it, but well. An institution might be very helpful for him.
Young!Eddie (4:19:17 AM): [Quietly:] He tried to blame himself at first, you know, but I wouldn't let him.
Young!Adrian (4:20:07 AM): Blame himself for. . .? [frowns] Alcohol poisoning?
Young!Eddie (4:22:44 AM): No. Me cheating on him. [sighs] But then he admitted it was just easier to think of it that way. I think he's getting over it.
Young!Adrian (4:23:30 AM): [very, very quietly:] Oh good.
Young!Eddie (4:25:41 AM): [Looks at him and says, just as quietly:] It
Young!Eddie (4:26:02 AM): *it's not your fault, either, so don't go twisting it until it is.
Young!Leslie (4:26:48 AM): [Just watches silently.]
Young!Adrian (4:27:15 AM): [half seriously] I thought everything was my fault.
Young!Leslie (4:27:23 AM): You try and convince me that he belongs in an institution I will cut you Adrian.
Young!Eddie (4:27:40 AM): No. It's not.
Young!Leslie (4:27:54 AM): I still think everything is.
Young!Eddie (4:28:02 AM): And it's his choice whether or not he goes, Leslie. I told him running wouldn't help, but... [shrugs]
Young!Leslie (4:28:11 AM): But...in a loving way.
Young!Leslie (4:28:24 AM): Byron doesn't belong in there Eddie. You know that.
Young!Adrian (4:28:31 AM): I don't think he belongs there. I think a period might help him, and only if he agreed to it.
Young!Leslie (4:28:31 AM): They won't do anything but drug him up.
Young!Adrian (4:28:35 AM): Oh god.
Young!Adrian (4:28:51 AM): I meant a good institution, not something out of a Ken Keney novel.
Young!Adrian (4:28:54 AM): *Kesey
Young!Eddie (4:30:13 AM): I know more than you do, Leslie, I lived with him for fuck's sake. He wants to get away, apparently.
Young!Leslie (4:30:37 AM): [Shakes her head.] All institutions are the same. [Glares at Eddie.]
Young!Leslie (4:30:54 AM): If he gets sent off I'm going to France.
Young!Eddie (4:31:19 AM): I told you, he won't be sent anywhere, he's picking if he goes or not.
Young!Eddie (4:31:34 AM): And only if he stops rehab.
Young!Leslie (4:31:55 AM): [Sighs.]
Young!Leslie (4:33:00 AM): [Tries to think of a easier topic then Byron.] You two going to the masque?
Young!Adrian (4:33:24 AM): Oh god. [laughs at the release of tension] Dunno. Eddie, want to be my date for masque?
Young!Eddie (4:33:43 AM): Ha, sure.
Young!Leslie (4:33:49 AM): You going to get eddie in a tux?
Young!Leslie (4:34:00 AM): And a limo?
Young!Adrian (4:34:07 AM): And then out of both.
Young!Leslie (4:34:14 AM): [Leslie looks excited at the prospect of masque.]
Young!Leslie (4:34:19 AM): Shouldn't be hard Adrian.
Young!Eddie (4:34:24 AM): Hey!
Young!Leslie (4:34:28 AM): Just not on the dance floor.
Young!Eddie (4:34:35 AM): [Grinning at the thought anyway.]
Young!Adrian (4:34:41 AM): [wicked grin] Getting him out of both at the end of the evening is going to be the only way to get him into the first.
Young!Eddie (4:35:01 AM): At least you know it.
Young!Adrian (4:35:19 AM): Wow, and I don't mind either. Will wonders never cease.
Young!Leslie (4:35:41 AM): It should be awesome!
Young!Leslie (4:35:49 AM): Maybe I can ask D- fuck.
Young!Adrian (4:36:03 AM): Waaaait hon.
Young!Adrian (4:36:08 AM): aren't you going with your booooyfriend?
Young!Leslie (4:36:09 AM): [Thinks about it.]
Young!Leslie (4:36:26 AM): Yes of course. I'll deck him out.
Young!Leslie (4:36:39 AM): [Dryly.] It'll be grand.
Young!Eddie (4:37:03 AM): So who is it, again?
Young!Leslie (4:37:53 AM): Y'know...the guy? With the face? And he's this tall? [Gestures widly.]
Young!Adrian (4:38:11 AM): Not funnyyy
Young!Eddie (4:38:14 AM): Leslie, you're doing an awful job.
Young!Leslie (4:39:06 AM): I think it's pretty funny.
Young!Leslie (4:39:48 AM): Fiiiiiiiiiine.
Young!Leslie (4:39:54 AM): Arrrrrrgggh.
Young!Adrian (4:40:30 AM): Tell.
Young!Leslie (4:41:30 AM): *Coughs* Eddie.
Young!Eddie (4:41:37 AM): What?
Young!Leslie (4:41:39 AM): You are NOT allowed to say anything.
Young!Leslie (4:41:43 AM): Or get mad.
Young!Eddie (4:41:46 AM): ...
Young!Leslie (4:41:47 AM): Or do anything stupid.
Young!Eddie (4:41:52 AM): Oh god.
Young!Eddie (4:42:09 AM): [Mumbles] I already don't like this.
Young!Leslie (4:42:29 AM): Promise me Eddie.
Young!Eddie (4:42:43 AM): Fine, fine.
Young!Leslie (4:43:35 AM): [Mumbles:] Rolf.
Young!Leslie (4:43:44 AM): I mean- what>
Young!Leslie (4:43:47 AM): *?
Young!Leslie (4:43:54 AM): So I hear the masque should be fun.
Young!Eddie (4:43:57 AM): [Twitches. Violently.]
Young!Leslie (4:44:00 AM): Song requests and all.
Young!Adrian (4:44:11 AM): Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Young!Leslie (4:44:28 AM): Uh.
Young!Adrian (4:44:30 AM): Honey I have something to tell you and you are not going to like it.
Young!Adrian (4:44:37 AM): But this needs to be said.
Young!Leslie (4:44:39 AM): ...kay.
Young!Adrian (4:44:44 AM): [He looks genuinely concerned.]
Young!Eddie (4:45:17 AM): [Has his fists clenched and his jaw set and looks about ready to explode.]
Young!Adrian (4:45:26 AM): He is gay. He is gay. He is maypole, tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide, Christmas morning, Sir Ian McKellan covered in a rainbow flag gay.
Young!Leslie (4:45:27 AM): [Watches Eddie a bit afraid.]
Young!Leslie (4:45:32 AM): Eddie?
Young!Adrian (4:45:40 AM): YOU AREN'T LISTENING.
Young!Leslie (4:45:47 AM): [Looks at Adrian and shakes her head.]
Young!Leslie (4:45:52 AM): He's...not.
Young!Adrian (4:46:02 AM): Look, I know this seems like just a hunch, but you have got to believe me.
Young!Adrian (4:46:10 AM): I have gaydar. [taps his temple]
Young!Adrian (4:46:19 AM): And he practically breathes Cher music.
Young!Leslie (4:46:25 AM): [Feels like an idiot. Of course Rolf was and everyone was going to think she was stupid.]
Young!Eddie (4:46:31 AM): Either way, he gets off by hitting people.
Young!Eddie (4:46:42 AM): BROKEN RIB, LESLIE. I HAVE PROOF.
Young!Leslie (4:46:43 AM): Are you sure you aren't looking in the mirror Adrian.
Young!Adrian (4:46:48 AM): And by people, Eddie means boys.
Young!Adrian (4:46:53 AM): POSITIVE, BITCH.
Young!Leslie (4:46:58 AM): [Sets her mouth in a line.]
Young!Leslie (4:47:06 AM): He'd never hit me.
Young!Eddie (4:47:34 AM): Oh god, Leslie. Leslie.
Young!Leslie (4:47:37 AM): [Leslie is resisting the urge to scream "it's fake." but knows that Rolf is very scary.
Young!Eddie (4:47:44 AM): Leslie you sound like my mother right now.
Young!Leslie (4:47:48 AM): Don't worry Eddie.
Young!Leslie (4:47:53 AM): [Gasps.]
Young!Leslie (4:48:13 AM): I don't.
Young!Eddie (4:48:24 AM): Yes you do.
Young!Eddie (4:48:45 AM): I've heard it a million times from her, first about my old man and then about her asshole boyfriends.
Young!Adrian (4:48:51 AM): [grabs Eddie's face, pulls it to look at him] Listen to me please. Rolf is gay. This is. . .I don't know what it is, but he's not going to hit her.
Young!Adrian (4:49:24 AM): So stop it, please. Not everyone is like your parents.
Young!Eddie (4:49:45 AM): [Tries to take deep breaths.]
Young!Eddie (4:50:19 AM): ...You sure he's not bi?
Young!Leslie (4:50:38 AM): [Slowly edges toward Eddie.]
Young!Leslie (4:51:04 AM): Eddie, if he ever did, I'm not about to stay.
Young!Adrian (4:51:04 AM): Eddie, if he were any gayer he'd be Elton John.
Young!Adrian (4:51:17 AM): I have never been more serious than I am right now -- and I find that a little weird.
Young!Leslie (4:51:24 AM): [Hisses at Adrian:] He's NOT.
Young!Adrian (4:51:30 AM): [strokes Eddie's cheek]
Young!Adrian (4:51:48 AM): You know what, fuck off, you are upsetting him and if you're doing what I think you're doing for Rolf it just makes it all the more ridiculous.
Young!Leslie (4:51:57 AM): ...
Young!Leslie (4:52:07 AM): Fuck you Adrian.
Young!Eddie (4:52:08 AM): Okay. Okay. [Deeeep breaths.]
Young!Leslie (4:52:28 AM): [Looks at Eddie.] Uh- should I just leave because your boyfriend is a bastard?
Young!Eddie (4:53:05 AM): [Flatly] Should I?
Young!Adrian (4:53:07 AM): I am not about to fuck up my one functional relationship just because you need to be Rolf Müller's beard.
Young!Leslie (4:53:21 AM): Okay fuck you.
Young!Leslie (4:53:27 AM): Fine. It's fake.
Young!Adrian (4:53:33 AM): [laughs hugely]
Young!Leslie (4:53:40 AM): But don't you fucking say anything Vedit.
Young!Leslie (4:53:44 AM): I WILL END YOU.
Young!Adrian (4:53:56 AM): [still laughing] Would I, honey?
Young!Eddie (4:54:13 AM): Oh thank god. [Drops his head on Adrian's shoulder and mumbles something.]
Young!Leslie (4:54:16 AM): Who the fuck knows how your mind works.
Young!Adrian (4:54:30 AM): [pokes Eddie] This one, apparently.
Young!Leslie (4:54:37 AM): [Sighs.]
Young!Eddie (4:54:51 AM): [Makes a gesture of 'Yes, I can' proportions.]
Young!Leslie (4:54:52 AM): Happy Eddie?
Young!Leslie (4:55:16 AM): This isn't exactly a picnic for me. And I hate you and your functional relationship.
Young!Adrian (4:55:26 AM): Take "functional" loosely.
Young!Eddie (4:55:36 AM): [Looks up] Then why did you agree to it?
Young!Leslie (4:56:01 AM): Still...are you fake dating a big scary dude?
Young!Leslie (4:56:19 AM): I don't know. It seemed funny at the time. But then he was...really worried.
Young!Leslie (4:56:44 AM): And he was actually quite sorry after I yelled at him about you Eddie and
Young!Adrian (4:56:47 AM): No, I'm real dating a big scary dude.
Young!Leslie (4:56:57 AM): Forget the last part, Eddie.
Young!Leslie (4:57:13 AM): And it seemed really important to him.
Young!Leslie (4:57:31 AM): Eddie is as scary as a pile of kittens and sparkles.
Young!Eddie (4:57:53 AM): Hey!
Young!Leslie (4:57:57 AM): But this Rolf thing has made life complicated now.
Young!Eddie (4:58:03 AM): ...Wait, you yelled at him about what?
Young!Leslie (4:58:11 AM): [Hates on the Dan thing. Hates on Rolf. Hates on relationships.]
Young!Leslie (4:58:30 AM): I yelled at him...about...stuff.
Young!Eddie (4:58:43 AM): ...
Young!Leslie (4:58:56 AM): YOU LEFT ME FOR VEGAS.
Young!Adrian (4:59:10 AM): Oh god this again.
Young!Eddie (4:59:15 AM): Adrian, if I die, Rolf did it.
Young!Leslie (4:59:27 AM): He won't kill you Eddie.
Young!Leslie (4:59:31 AM): Christ.
Young!Leslie (4:59:40 AM): Drama queen.
Young!Adrian (4:59:48 AM): [scary voice:] If you die, so does someone else. [follows this up with laugh as though he's just told a very good joke]
Young!Leslie (4:59:50 AM): He was actually quite sorry.
Young!Eddie (5:00:14 AM): [Snaps] Oh, look who's talking about being a drama queen.
Young!Leslie (5:00:34 AM): [Watches Adrian.] That is just odd. See? Maybe I'm immune to Adrian Veidt. I can get how thatis supposed to be imposing but...I just can't find it as such.
Young!Leslie (5:00:41 AM): [Flips Eddie off.]
Young!Leslie (5:00:53 AM): You...skipped TOWN.
Young!Leslie (5:00:57 AM): Who does that?!
Young!Adrian (5:01:02 AM): It is imposing! God.
Young!Eddie (5:01:08 AM): I do, obviously.
Young!Leslie (5:01:15 AM): I don't think so Adrian. Maybe to 5 year olds.
Young!Leslie (5:01:28 AM): Yeah, exactly. I've never done that.
Young!Adrian (5:01:28 AM): Yeah, and Herr Müller.
Young!Adrian (5:01:33 AM): And Dan, and Eddie.
Young!Leslie (5:01:35 AM): You took my crown with that stunt.
Young!Adrian (5:01:41 AM): [thinks] Maybe it's just people who want to sleep with me
Young!Leslie (5:01:48 AM): Eddie doesn't find it imposing.
Young!Eddie (5:01:53 AM): Adrian, I think you still owe me alcohol. I'm going to need it.
Young!Leslie (5:01:54 AM): He finds it arousing.
Young!Adrian (5:01:56 AM): Well, I think the clear solution here is to make the whole world want to sleep with me.
Young!Leslie (5:01:58 AM): There is a difference.
Young!Adrian (5:02:04 AM): Sure, sure. [waves a hand]
Young!Leslie (5:02:27 AM): Eddie, stop it!
Young!Leslie (5:02:38 AM): I'm fine. Rolf isn't going to kill you.
Young!Leslie (5:02:50 AM): Dan might die though. But you wouldn't care about that.
Young!Eddie (5:03:00 AM): This conversation is making me want to kill myself. I am allowed to have a fucking drink.
Young!Leslie (5:03:22 AM): Drink all you like.
Young!Adrian (5:03:24 AM): God, I think I have to get you both drunk or I'm not going to be able to deal with you ever again.
Young!Leslie (5:03:35 AM): I was thinking more along the lines of stop whinging.
Young!Leslie (5:03:59 AM): I'm amazing Adrian. Shut your fabulous whore mouth.
Young!Adrian (5:04:26 AM): I filtered out everything in that sentence except "fabulous," just so you know.
Young!Leslie (5:05:22 AM): Is that how you get though the door. Selective hearing?
Young!Eddie (5:05:28 AM): [Has decided it's best to ignore Leslie and decides to play Undress Adrian With His Eyes, just to get to everyone a little bit.]
Young!Adrian (5:06:12 AM): Pretty much, yes. [has not yet noticed the game being played]
Young!Leslie (5:07:06 AM): [Covers her face and she glances at Eddie.]
Young!Leslie (5:07:08 AM): Want me to leave?
Young!Leslie (5:07:15 AM): I don't need to see you jump Adrian.
Young!Leslie (5:07:18 AM): ...again.
Young!Adrian (5:07:22 AM): . . .What? Oh, hello.
Young!Adrian (5:07:31 AM): [laughs inappropriately]
Young!Eddie (5:07:34 AM): Thanks for the pictures, by the way. [Still playing.]
Young!Leslie (5:07:55 AM): I was thinking I should become a photographer.
Young!Leslie (5:08:28 AM): I should submit those to the...internet
Young!Eddie (5:09:19 AM): If we catch you we can smite you, legally. No model release forms. [Has been paying attention in Political Science. Still playing.]
Young!Adrian (5:09:22 AM): [horror] DO YOU WANT ME NEVER TO BE ELECTED TO PUBLIC OFFICE.
Young!Leslie (5:09:42 AM): LIKE THAT WILL STOP YOU.
Young!Leslie (5:09:55 AM): You wouldn't Eddie. Then I'd end up in Jail.
Young!Leslie (5:10:05 AM): Which has got to gar worse then Rolf.
Young!Eddie (5:10:11 AM): No, you would end up paying us a shitton of money.
Young!Leslie (5:10:26 AM): (Screw you random Danish. Do go in my English.)
Young!Leslie (5:10:47 AM): *got to be
Young!Leslie (5:10:54 AM): *NO NOT
Young!Leslie (5:11:05 AM): (Fuck it.)
Young!Leslie (5:11:15 AM): I've got lots of money.
Young!Leslie (5:11:27 AM): I'd split my damn trust fund with you if you asked.
Young!Adrian (5:11:28 AM): So do I. [menaces]
Young!Leslie (5:11:45 AM): [Laughs at Adrian.] Scary.
Young!Eddie (5:11:49 AM): I don't want your damn trust fund.
Young!Leslie (5:11:59 AM): Then why sue?
Young!Leslie (5:12:07 AM): It's all a money thing.
Young!Eddie (5:12:08 AM): To piss you the fuck off.
Young!Leslie (5:12:13 AM): That's the world.
Young!Leslie (5:12:23 AM): Uh- I'd hire very good lawyers.
Young!Eddie (5:12:28 AM): Besides, it would get the pictures taken down.
Young!Adrian (5:12:29 AM): Ha, hypocrite. You're definitely living off mine right now.
Young!Eddie (5:12:52 AM): That's different.
Young!Leslie (5:12:55 AM): [Grins.]
Young!Leslie (5:13:00 AM): Not really.
Young!Leslie (5:13:15 AM): You're a kept boytoy Eddie Blake.
Young!Adrian (5:13:24 AM): [laughs out loud]
Young!Eddie (5:13:26 AM): Yes, really, seeing as I don't go out and blow it all on crap.
Young!Eddie (5:13:32 AM): [Growls.]
Young!Adrian (5:13:47 AM): [teasing:] What, you don't like the idea?
Young!Leslie (5:14:41 AM): You get a place to live! Food!
Young!Eddie (5:14:44 AM): [Eye roll.]
Young!Leslie (5:14:51 AM): All in exchange for sex!
Young!Leslie (5:15:03 AM): And lookin' pretty.
Young!Eddie (5:15:10 AM): Great, now I'm a prostitute.
Young!Adrian (5:15:38 AM): Oh, no you're not. [kisses him, because really, he doesn't give a fuck about Leslie] I thought you liked me.
Young!Leslie (5:16:20 AM): You'd make a lot Eddie.
Young!Eddie (5:16:22 AM): [Sighs and kisses him back.] You know I do.
Young!Eddie (5:16:29 AM): Oh for Christ's sake.
Young!Leslie (5:16:40 AM): Just like I told Adrian his calling was a rent boy in San Francisco.
Young!Eddie (5:17:17 AM): Hi, I've been poor for most of my life, let's stop talking about money now.
Young!Adrian (5:17:18 AM): Fuck you, I'm gonna rule the world.
Young!Adrian (5:17:27 AM): You, kid, are first up against the wall, by the way, Chadwicke.
Young!Eddie (5:17:47 AM): [Amused, slightly.] Aren't you a pacifist?
Young!Leslie (5:18:17 AM): Thanks Adrian.
Young!Leslie (5:18:22 AM): I respect and love you too.
Young!Adrian (5:18:25 AM): It'll be a philosophical wall of legislation and policy.
Young!Leslie (5:18:29 AM): Wench.
Young!Adrian (5:18:41 AM): I wouldn't include you in my vision of a better world if I didn't feel the same way.
Young!Eddie (5:18:48 AM): Ah.
Young!Leslie (5:19:11 AM): [Gives overly cheerful thumbs up.]
Young!Eddie (5:37:25 AM): Right. So. Adrian's going to rule the world and Leslie is going to be philosophically shot. Fun times.
Young!Adrian (5:38:00 AM): Sounds like it to me.
Young!Eddie (5:40:39 AM): I suppose I'll be on a leash or something?
Young!Adrian (5:41:01 AM): [laughs] You have my predilections mixed up, I think.
Young!Eddie (5:42:26 AM): It'd be easier if you'd just tell me.
Young!Adrian (5:44:26 AM): I don't want you on a leash. I think I'd rather the other way around. Explicit enough?
Young!Eddie (5:44:58 AM): [Grins.] Not really, no, but Leslie is in the room.
Young!Adrian (5:46:47 AM): I'll go into detail later, I promise.
Young!Eddie (5:47:37 AM): I'm holding you to that.
Young!Adrian (5:52:03 AM): Please do.
Young!Eddie (5:52:45 AM): Excruciating detail.
Young!Adrian (6:01:34 AM): I'd rather it be demonstrative, really.
Young!Eddie (7:37:38 AM): I am fairly certain I would be okay with that. (/latelatelate)
Young!Adrian (7:38:05 AM): How encouraging.
Young!Eddie (7:39:17 AM): Really, it should be. I'm not used to looking forward to educational experiences.
Young!Adrian (7:43:13 AM): Well, you know, I've instilled a love of learning in you.
Young!Eddie (7:46:59 AM): Congratulations. Really, we should celebrate, that's quite the achievement.